Pretty funny

[iblive]

If you put a potato in the microwave and push pizza, it still comes out as a potato. Why label the buttons if they dont work.

 

[iblive]

Everyone is gangster until that air compressor kicks on out of no where….


Truth!!!

 

[iblive]

I spent $500 on a limo and found out the fee doesn’t include the driver.
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I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

 

[Don O]

I’m gonna wear a canoe on my head next rain storm. Because once I put it on, it will be cap sized.

 

[Far Rider]

I spent $500 on a limo and found out the fee doesn’t include the driver.
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I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Don O]

A man goes to the proctologist​

And says, hey doc the entrance to my rectum is awful sore.

Doc says as long as you call it an entrance I don’t think there’s anything I can do for you.

 

[Don O]

Deep thought of today:
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

Deep thought of today:
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.

Those who tend chickens
Are literally chicken tenders

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Seen this one before. Still made me laugh.

 

[iblive]

How much space do fungi need to grow?
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As mushroom as possible.

 

[iblive]

Next week is Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs til Friday.

I'm sorry..... was that too much?

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Next week is Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs til Friday.

I'm sorry..... was that too much?

See ya next Saturday!

 

[Sargeant Preston]

This is exactly why I never park my truck close to the front entrance of a grocery store!

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Proof enough that reading the fine print is advisable!

 

[Sargeant Preston]

According to some reports Tim Tam tastes like chicken.

 

[Far Rider]