Pretty funny

[Beagle]

Yes it is, but somewhere some little kid (who can read) could possibly standing behind his grandpa reading over his shoulder saying, "Grandpa, what's a pe**s?

By the time that kid can read, he already knows what that is and at least another half dozen names for it.

 

[iblive]

I will admit. I laughed at this way harder than I should have.

 

[iblive]

Just had a detective knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye. I told him if he used both he'd probably find him a lot quicker.

 

[iblive]

Natives lived here for 1000s of years and never needed signs to not pet the buffalo.

 

[iblive]

Scientist found a fossilized dinosaur f@rt - they’re calling it a blast from the past.

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Natives lived here for 1000s of years and never needed signs to not pet the buffalo.

I prefer to think of it in more simple terms…

Do not play with your food.

 

[Far Rider]

 

[SG John]

State police pull me over. Officer says “do you know why I pulled you over?”

I said “to sell me tickets to the state police patrolman’s ball.”

He says “State police don’t have balls”, and then slowly walks away.




Police pull me over and ask “do you know why I pulled you over?”

Me, “Because you didn’t score high enough on your civil service exam to be a mailman.”

 

[Far Rider]

What word...penis?

Where there's a will there's a way...so they say.

I double dog dare you to take the next step...

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Just been to the grocery store, and the kid bagging my stuff asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I told him I didn't care and he could decide for me.

He looked me dead in the eye and said...

"You have to pick - baggers can't be choosers."

 

[iblive]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!"

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

 

[Far Rider]

 

[WavMixer]

What do a hurricane and a woman have in common?

 

[WavMixer]

When they're coming, they are wet and wild. When they leave they take the house and car!

 

[bea]

 

[iblive]

Don’t throw sodium chloride at people
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That’s a salt.

 

[Far Rider]