me too... I own only one Telecaster, which is a MIM replica of the 1972 Telecaster Deluxe.
I dunno what kind of wood was used to make mine. It might be Ash, it might be Alder,
or it might be whatever kind of skunk wood was cheap near Ensenada in 2006.
Mine might be naughty pine, how would I know? Mine's painted solid black.
Does NOT KNOWING bother me? Not a bit. I bought my MIM Telecaster after playing it in
a music store for more than 30 minutes. It was used, but it had belonged to one of the sales
guys at GC... so I played it, and loved it, and bought it. Mine is painted black. But I bought
it because of its tone and feel.
In general, the Fender (and the Gibson) factory guys would look at the wood of any guitar
being built, and would assign the naughty looking bodies to the paint shack. This includes the
guitars made of more than two pieces of lumber... "Glue 'em up, Cut 'em out, Sand 'em down,
Paint 'em if the seams show... Ship 'em out."
Telecasters rock, no matter what.