Announcing... RiffMasters!

@Randy Van Malmsteen puts my hollow words into actual action for a guitar duel automatic single point PLUS an extra point for taking time to poke me in the chest, knock the chip off my shoulder, pick up my thrown gauntlet, rudely blow his nose in it, then hauk-tua-ing on my shoes before kicking dirt on them.

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I do feel properly pwned, but as the saying goes, even a blind hog snorts up the odd truffle (or something like that).

Well done! I even Iiked the elephant bends too.
 
@TVvoodoo Complete cheese.

POP! Goes The Cheeseball


1 CHEESEBALL ALERT (pressing string into pups and releasing)
2 Floppy Strings (trem atw down)
3 Reverse Dive Bomb
4 Dynamics
5 Jack in the box (pick in strings)
6 Natural Harmonics
7 Staccato
8 Glisspick
9 Slide up into Double stop 4ths
10 Double stops 4ths
11 Pinch Harmonics
12 Hybrid picking
13 Horse Whinny
14 Palm mute
15 Octave
16 Sweep picking
17 Trem picking
18 Alternate Picking
19 Harmonies
20 Hammer ons
21 Pull offs
22 Legato
23 String bends
24 Pac Man dying
25 Chicken pickin'
26 Bass on guitar
27 Tapped octave chord harmonics
28 Arpeggio
29 Before Nut Plinky
30 After Bridge Plinky
31 After tail piece Plinky
32 Pick scrapes
33 Pick tapping (pick trilling)
34 Double stop Hammer ons
35 Double stop pull offs
(Double stop trill?)
36 Finger Tapping
37 Broken Washing Machine (Strum slides)
38 Trills
39 Doublestop Bends
40 Drunken Slide
41 Divebomb
42 JACKPOP! (String Rake while trem is down)
43 Double Stop Maj 3rds
 
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Complete cheese.

POP! Goes The Cheeseball


1 CHEESEBALL ALERT (pressing string into pups and releasing)
2 Floppy Strings (trem atw down)
3 Reverse Dive Bomb
4 Dynamics
5 Jack in the box (pick in strings)
6 Natural Harmonics
7 Staccato
8 Glisspick
9 Slide up into Double stop 4ths
10 Double stops 4ths
11 Pinch Harmonics
12 Hybrid picking
13 Horse Whinny
14 Palm mute
15 Octave
16 Sweep picking
17 Trem picking
18 Alternate Picking
19 Harmonies
20 Hammer ons
21 Pull offs
22 Legato
23 String bends
24 Pac Man dying
25 Chicken pickin'
26 Bass on guitar
27 Tapped octave chord harmonics
28 Arpeggio
29 Before Nut Plinky
30 After Bridge Plinky
31 After tail piece Plinky
32 Pick scrapes
33 Pick tapping (pick trilling)
34 Double stop Hammer ons
35 Double stop pull offs
(Double stop trill?)
36 Finger Tapping
37 Broken Washing Machine (Strum slides)
38 Trills
39 Doublestop Bends
40 Drunken Slide
41 Divebomb
42 JACKPOP! (String Rake while trem is down)
43 Double Stop Maj 3rds
Well done my friend
 
Complete cheese.

POP! Goes The Cheeseball


1 CHEESEBALL ALERT (pressing string into pups and releasing)
2 Floppy Strings (trem atw down)
3 Reverse Dive Bomb
4 Dynamics
5 Jack in the box (pick in strings)
6 Natural Harmonics
7 Staccato
8 Glisspick
9 Slide up into Double stop 4ths
10 Double stops 4ths
11 Pinch Harmonics
12 Hybrid picking
13 Horse Whinny
14 Palm mute
15 Octave
16 Sweep picking
17 Trem picking
18 Alternate Picking
19 Harmonies
20 Hammer ons
21 Pull offs
22 Legato
23 String bends
24 Pac Man dying
25 Chicken pickin'
26 Bass on guitar
27 Tapped octave chord harmonics
28 Arpeggio
29 Before Nut Plinky
30 After Bridge Plinky
31 After tail piece Plinky
32 Pick scrapes
33 Pick tapping (pick trilling)
34 Double stop Hammer ons
35 Double stop pull offs
(Double stop trill?)
36 Finger Tapping
37 Broken Washing Machine (Strum slides)
38 Trills
39 Doublestop Bends
40 Drunken Slide
41 Divebomb
42 JACKPOP! (String Rake while trem is down)
43 Double Stop Maj 3rds

 
Great job @Ku² super cheezalicious, and I know you enjoy and are addicted to many delicious additive-heavy junk foods!

Unfortunately, as heavy as it was, being all shreddy, powdery, melty, sharp, pungent and nutty, your cheeze tray served up in the
audio/video submission broke the FIRM 1:00 barrier set out in the rules. So a harsh penalty must be leveled against this serious transgression/infraction.

The international team of highly corrupt and questionable judges will listen again and again while discussing this VERY
weighty matter over massive hybrid bong hits tonight in an emergency assembly.

We will hear the decision tomorrow.

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Rest assured they are as fair as they are knowledgeable in the ways of guitarin' so expect a rather troubling, very final, and non-appealable decision
to arise from the panel. You can rest assured they have already confirmed after some back and forth between the assembly already,
your outright ejection from RiffMasters is NOT on the table. PHEW!
 
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Great job @Ku² super cheezalicious, and I know you enjoy and are addicted to many delicious additive-heavy junk foods!

Unfortunately, as heavy as it was, being all shreddy, powdery, melty, sharp, pungent and nutty, your cheeze tray served up in the
audio/video submission broke the FIRM 1:00 barrier set out in the rules. So a harsh penalty must be leveled against this serious transgression/infraction.

The international team of highly corrupt and question judges will listen again and again while discussing this VERY
weighty matter over massive hybrid bong hits tonight in an emergency assembly.

We will hear the decision tomorrow.

724114.jpg


Rest assured they are as fair as they are knowledgeable in the ways of guitarin' so expect a rather troubling, very final, and non-appealable decision
to arise from the panel. You can rest assured they have already confirmed after some back and forth between the assembly already,
your outright ejection from RiffMasters is NOT on the table. PHEW!
4 seconds,... I KNEW you were gonna scrutinize the time, LOL LOL LOL. I KNEW IT! :ROFLMAO: :rolf: :ROFLMAO:

Okay then, I put forth the proposition that you only count everything right up to the minute mark, still leaving me with 41 cheesy af guitar tricks.:p
 
Great job @Ku² super cheezalicious, and I know you enjoy and are addicted to many delicious additive-heavy junk foods!

Unfortunately, as heavy as it was, being all shreddy, powdery, melty, sharp, pungent and nutty, your cheeze tray served up in the
audio/video submission broke the FIRM 1:00 barrier set out in the rules. So a harsh penalty must be leveled against this serious transgression/infraction.

The international team of highly corrupt and question judges will listen again and again while discussing this VERY
weighty matter over massive hybrid bong hits tonight in an emergency assembly.

We will hear the decision tomorrow.

724114.jpg


Rest assured they are as fair as they are knowledgeable in the ways of guitarin' so expect a rather troubling, very final, and non-appealable decision
to arise from the panel. You can rest assured they have already confirmed after some back and forth between the assembly already,
your outright ejection from RiffMasters is NOT on the table. PHEW!
I'm LITERALLY LOL. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
So far in the voting for Tranquility Base, new TTR Member Frostyjr2 is leading the pack, followed by another new member Oldiemurphy!
funny thing is, at the back of that pack is poor Randy Van Malmsteen, who's piano tinkling/birdsong piece didn't gain much vote traction
That one ends tonight, in about six hours.

In the other ongoing vote however, Randy Van Malmsteen is confidently ruling the "Metalmorphosis" vote roost, with his "metalbilly" take on
Rock Around the Clock, while Frosty is also doing well, tied with Ku, Ibmorjamn, and Aynirar for second place... Sadly, The piece yours truly submitted is being trampled underfoot.

Still anyone's challenge to win tho...
over 30 hours remain in that vote.

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4 seconds,... I KNEW you were gonna scrutinize the time, LOL LOL LOL. I KNEW IT! :ROFLMAO: :rolf: :ROFLMAO:

Okay then, I put forth the proposition that you only count everything right up to the minute mark, still leaving me with 41 cheesy af guitar tricks.:p

There is no bartering with the highly questionable and corrupt RiffMasters panel. Believe me I have tried.
To a man, (and several women too) they believe they are omnipotent and all-knowing.

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This proposal is not, in an way shape or form, bartering. I am not offering anything extra, I am removing 2 tricks from the bag.
I will have to consult my attorney regarding this matter.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
You know. There has to be a joke hidden here somewhere drawing a parallel between the judges at the Olympics and all the drama with the bronze medal winner(s) and your 4 second oversight. Just gotta be. But I’ll be darned if I can come up with anything witty.
 
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