While we all wait in high anticipation for the shocking pics tonight detailing Liveevils' weekly highly personal manscaping process, a quick update
Who's feelin' the heat? Is your inner voice telling you you've already given up on Main Event round Three?
Or are you waiting for lightning to strike?
When things start to stack up on a fella, it oftens reveal two very different types of people
I myself, believe sit firmly somewhere in-between those two types, though I too can be caught procrastinating far too often. I too also suffer from paralysis by analysis, all that, etc. Maybe these current challenges don't line up with your personal "musical palate." Perhaps exploring uncharted creative territory worries you, or you're deep in a power chord chugga-chugga rut. Rock your boat a little. Feels good, man!
Remember, this is a 100% musical safe space fellas.
I beg you all please remember this when I drop my reggae tune

I started off OK. Then began adding stuff. Then I added more to stuff to distract and cover from that stuff. Then more. Marimba. Steel Drums. Cheesy keyboard "brass" stabs. Cuica. It's become a dank musical stew wishing it could be something else, or probably just deleted. Possibly the multiple windows blue screens were a warning from angry musical deities watching from above. "Mortal... cease and desist!" Sorry if I offended you! Thankfully when it drops, it'll be for the automatic bonus, it will not endure any vote. I have no ego, I'll take the ribbing for de tree irie points, mon.
Who else has noticed @LiveeviL2000 has dared not to post up a new updated scoreboard?
This is because HE is now at the top of it. After rudely evicting
@Ku² from the elegant luxury Penthouse,
Barbarian Bob is now is able to hire his own team of attractive aestheticians to groom his nasty, hairy bodyparts
It's 100% true!
Here's where we are for RiffMasters entries for round three final week. Not much change from last time. But my quick maths tell me
there are still a
total of around 65 GUARANTEED game points, just layin' on the table waitin' to be scooped up.
Submission Update for Main Event Round 3 "Dirty Dirt" "Slide it In" "Reggae Ragu"
LiveeviL2000 - Was a City Slicker Cowboy w/slide, reggae'd like a CHAMP (DONE)
Clockworkmike - slid his way onto Jack Butler's list, hated on rap like A LOT
Mitch Pearrow SJMP -threatened to purchase a slide, cheered us all on
Ku² - delivered threat-like promises, gear boastin' and much complaining
ibmorjam - slided in for one and served up some cowbell along with that too!
TVvoodoo - Went Big Boss w/slide, fought off BSOD, making progress on reggae
C-Grin - did The Dew, a slide bit, then Got Busy w/Raga too! (DONE)
Jethro Rocker - brought Cowboy Metal, slided, now twistin' his dreads up
Sapient - 10 duel pts, spun 2 Turntables+Homegrown, Rastaxl'd too (DONE)
SG John - slid in material for a single point, is he all out of steam?
Thatbastarddon - posted many Dead Pool memes, got his slide piece in
Kerry Brown - on hiatus, all wish him 100% good mojo
jtcnj - Very very quiet. Can he awaken from his deep musical coma?
Randy Van Malmsteen - dueled 5, wore Big Hat, No Cattle, flew reggae high (DONE)
Iblive - journeying to sandy shores for inspiration
BFT Gibson - Slid low down, nailed a dirty-dirt Trilogy trifecta, even with No Puff-Puff (DONE)
Main Event Round 3 allows 3 submits by TTR-ites wanting to make music, have fun, be a dude
ANY and ALL are welcome to join at any time, points here kinda pointless, no big deal, OK? Fuhgeddaboudit!
RiffMasters is more about generating inspiration /creativity, exploring genres & sharing the musical fun.
ROUND 3 CHALLENGES
1. A 1:00 Redneck Anthem incorporating heavy rock/country/rap themes (2/3 minimum, 3/3 for 2 bonus points)
2. Slide It In, min. :30 seconds of slide in a min. 1:00 submission for +1
3. A 2:00 Reggae tune, playalong or cover for +2, original or non-reggae tune conversion for +3 pts.
Submissions may be covers, adapted covers, originals. Audio only, or audio/video, minimum length above.
Deadline for the MAIN EVENT vote poll for the big points is 7PM CST Saturday, Mar. 2
Remember, you don't have sit there and watch from the sidelines.
ALL TTR Member RiffMasters submissions are welcome.
Join the fun, jump in and share with us.
Lay it down, load it up and let 'er fly!