RIFFMASTERS DEMOS, IDEAS, ALTERNATE RECORDINGS, and RANDOMNESS!

[BFT Gibson]

1983 My best friend Darryl, got killed on way to my house on Graduation night by drunk driver....i finally let it go in the studio in 2016....i will see him soon, we were good kids & this ironically led to massive addiction for years...

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dbftd-821374834%252Fso-sad%3Btrack_id%3D1228964410

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Ha!!! It was done!

 

[Session 5]

ok guys, @TVvoodoo asked for it!
Back from their visit at Taco Bell
The further adventures of Duggie and crew!
First lets meet the cast.
Duggie "The Dweeb"
Joey "The Gruff"
Pete "The Unfortunate"

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Duser-529226453%252Fcommuting-song%3Btrack_id%3D1719667941

Lyrics: The Commuting Song
Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

Driving with rage through the ice and snow
With a slow ass truck salting to and fro
We all curse the gods
We drive our car to new lanes
We slip and slide, kiss our ass goodbye
Oh my god, I think we’re gonna die

Oh we’re swervin’, brakes are out
All you hear is Dougie scream and shout!

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

Driving with rage through the ice and snow
Are we in our lane we dont know
We dream of spring so green
When winter is no more
But here we are so terrified
We all just poop a big load

Oh we’re swervin’, brakes are out
All you hear is Dougie scream and shout!

So now the car wont stop its slidin’ into ruin
For god sake there is no brake, to the ditch we are moving

Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww

WoW ! That was excellent!

 

[LiveeviL2000]

WoW ! That was excellent!

Thank you.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Ha!!! It was done!

I sing that everytime I hear that song!

 

[LiveeviL2000]

I sing that everytime I hear that song!

and here I thought I was being original. I never heard that before. Was never a Cheech and Chong fan

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Dont act surprised Don! I'm not the one with the psychedelic lava lamp

 

[Session 5]

Dont act surprised Don! I'm not the one with the psychedelic lava lamp

Or Brad with his Crystal Ball...

 

[C-Grin]

1983 My best friend Darryl, got killed on way to my house on Graduation night by drunk driver....i finally let it go in the studio in 2016....i will see him soon, we were good kids & this ironically led to massive addiction for years...

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dbftd-821374834%252Fso-sad%3Btrack_id%3D1228964410

Wow, that impacted me. I feel for you my friend.

 

[C-Grin]

ok guys, @TVvoodoo asked for it!
Back from their visit at Taco Bell
The further adventures of Duggie and crew!
First lets meet the cast.
Duggie "The Dweeb"
Joey "The Gruff"
Pete "The Unfortunate"

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Duser-529226453%252Fcommuting-song%3Btrack_id%3D1719667941

Lyrics: The Commuting Song
Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

Driving with rage through the ice and snow
With a slow ass truck salting to and fro
We all curse the gods
We drive our car to new lanes
We slip and slide, kiss our ass goodbye
Oh my god, I think we’re gonna die

Oh we’re swervin’, brakes are out
All you hear is Dougie scream and shout!

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

Driving with rage through the ice and snow
Are we in our lane we dont know
We dream of spring so green
When winter is no more
But here we are so terrified
We all just poop a big load

Oh we’re swervin’, brakes are out
All you hear is Dougie scream and shout!

So now the car wont stop its slidin’ into ruin
For god sake there is no brake, to the ditch we are moving

Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww
Eww-Eww, Eww

L freekin LOL dude you are on fire, but was the Oh My Gwad more Janice or the Nanny?

 

[Sapient]

L freekin LOL dude you are on fire, but was the Oh My Gwad more Janice or the Nanny?
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Nanny's fit for the appropriate size plug in it.

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Has anyone seen @Clockworkmike ? I havent seen him in a while. We might have to call out the Salvation Army!

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Has anyone seen @Clockworkmike ? I havent seen him in a while. We might have to call out the Salvation Army!

No. He might be stalking Dave Matthews??

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Thats never gonna go away

 

[iblive]

Has anyone seen @Clockworkmike ? I havent seen him in a while. We might have to call out the Salvation Army!

Well. He replied to a happy birthday thread yesterday. Clicked like on several posts in the 498 HB thread.

 

[Clockworkmike]

Has anyone seen @Clockworkmike ? I havent seen him in a while. We might have to call out the Salvation Army!

Well, I lied and got a draft deferment from being sent to the Salvation Army during Operation Jingleballs this past holiday rush. So as @Jethro Rocker figured out: I'd been spending some time lurking around Dave Matthews' Blenheim Vineyards outside of Charlottesville, swapping out his wine bottles with Thunderbird and MD 20/20 until I got caught by his Gorge Crew fanclub and tortured for days, forced to listen to his entire live bootleg discography. Managed to escape on foot and traverse the Appalachian mountains through a blizzard until I finally reached my home again. And so here I am!


*Or, I just been remodeling my bedroom and dropping in occasionally: you can pick which version sounds better lmao*

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Well, I lied and got a draft deferment from being sent to the Salvation Army during Operation Jingleballs this past holiday rush. So as @Jethro Rocker figured out: I'd been spending some time lurking around Dave Matthews' Blenheim Vineyards outside of Charlottesville, swapping out his wine bottles with Thunderbird and MD 20/20 until I got caught by his Gorge Crew fanclub and tortured for days, forced to listen to his entire live bootleg discography. Managed to escape on foot and traverse the Appalachian mountains through a blizzard until I finally reached my home again. And so here I am!


*Or, I just been remodeling my bedroom and dropping in occasionally: you can pick which version sounds better lmao*

I tend to like the truth.
… so how long did it take you to get home??

 

[Clockworkmike]

I tend to like the truth.
… so how long did it take you to get home??

About 4 days lol

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Oh man. I just thought of this. I should have named the characters in the parodies I did Dougie, Mo, and Bob. Then @Clockworkmike could say, “ I really like DMB!” and still be able to hold his head up proud.

 

[ibmorjamn]

Well, I lied and got a draft deferment from being sent to the Salvation Army during Operation Jingleballs this past holiday rush. So as @Jethro Rocker figured out: I'd been spending some time lurking around Dave Matthews' Blenheim Vineyards outside of Charlottesville, swapping out his wine bottles with Thunderbird and MD 20/20 until I got caught by his Gorge Crew fanclub and tortured for days, forced to listen to his entire live bootleg discography. Managed to escape on foot and traverse the Appalachian mountains through a blizzard until I finally reached my home again. And so here I am!


*Or, I just been remodeling my bedroom and dropping in occasionally: you can pick which version sounds better lmao*

The first one sounds good. Lol