Are you sure that's not planet 420 ?The showdown has forced me to consult the knowledge base of the Oreoz strain from the seadrum galaxy from the spectrum planet 444
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To get me in the state of mind to pick the best one because they both very good!
Damn it Jethro, sounds great. Get in and enter this riff master contest !OK I had to have a go! Just noodling mainly but I liked that background track. Did 4 part takes and just kept going on take 5. Whatever.
It was fun! Just ran the Yamaha THR 10 through the Zoom L20 recorder with the Mockingbird.

Brad, you got some nice size wood!@LiveeviL2000 seems to be suffering the worst of the introductory RiffMaster Guitar duel at the hands of @Clockworkmike
VOTING THREAD LINK RIGHT HERE - GO VOTE, SLACKER!!!!
Vito's sultry fever dream submission is not exactly scratching the voting itch of the TTR immoral majority - SO FAR! Even while his body went FULL viral, his intricate shredfest is still waiting to blow up. Thankfully, Liveevil2000 still has plenty of time to cajole and convince any who've not yet voted that his fretboard tap-dancing was superior. However, even if he is unable to do that, he can take solace in that it's all still worth a valuable THREE RiffMaster points and plenty reason to celebrate.
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I think I will limit voting on Guitar Duels to four days in the future to help move things along, unless there are any objections.
BUT IF YOU HAVE NOT VOTED YET, watching RiffMaster from the sidelines, you owe it to your TTR brothers who have put themselves out there, entertaining and delighting us all.... Please hit the link above, go listen and drop a vote.
A lot of talk about woodshedding lately. I've got two different types dominating my life right now. Second delivery this weekend. Another two cords to lay up in the shed over the next couple days, and I can be rest easy we won't freeze to death this winter. Thankfully, it's of a nice size this year, not a whole lot of splitting required.
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All this manual labour is gonna to make my hands and fingers even stronger, so watch out brothers!
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Hey, I voted for you lol was the very first vote cast actuallyBrad, you got some nice size wood!
NOW it makes sense why you decided to name your strap company Well-Hung!
As for voting for my entry... who am I kidding, I didnt even vote for it. The silver lining here is, it makes me now want to get better at it. Can't get any worse (I hope).
Haha, this was great man! Awesome story ( and yep, I read every single word so not "Too Long/Didn't Read" PS, that HM-1 is a rare beast!) Loved the cover too: the guitar and the vocals are like if Billy Gibbons would've tried his hand out in America (which would've definitely helped their stock in my opinion lol)Well the thing with wood, as some of you may know, it's ideal to have a good combination of both length and girth.
You see, too much, or not enough of either, not the best situation to keep that firebox aglow.
OK, I'm in with my Main Event #1 "Opening Act"
It's a TLDR if I ever saw one. I was so entertained by @Clockworkmike 's submission, I couldn't stop.
My guitar beginnings: I started with a guitar my dad received a gift at about age 22, from his brother-in-law my Uncle Al. He toted it back brand new from West Germany after his Canadian Armed Forces NATO tour ended. It’s a ‘64 Framus Television, came with a small Grundig combo tube amp. They got separated over the years, but I do recall messing with the amp quite a bit playing "radio announcer" as a kid, a microphone came with it. My Dad would bring the Framus & amp out usually once a year, and try to sadly work through old Cash songs, like "I Walk The Line" and "Ring of Fire." Was never dedicated to it, just seemed something he’d do to pass blues. Ended up, he's the only one in our family who was basically un-musical. Still have the Framus. Actually worth a little dough being vintagey, but one pickup is dead, trem bar long gone.
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As I recall, I my urge to rock came from getting into pop music in my young teens. Around 1980/81 around age 13, I was into Foreigner, AC/DC, Loverboy. Dirty riffs made me want to play frickin guitar man! Asked for lessons as a birthday gift. Nobody local, (small village of 250) offered such, but my parents convinced the Sunday School Teacher to take me on. She was kinda hot, around 30 or so, a bit intimidating. She knew the basics, cowboy chords for “This Little Light of Mine” type material. So, after school, I ended up toting that Framus to the local church for forty minutes of lessons once a week for 3 months. Never learned individual notes or single note stuff like Camptown Races etc., but she did show me how to change strings and tune, the string names, etc. I had somehow got a hold of a pop songbook, loaded mostly with 70’s hits. Some Seger, Eagles songs in it, all piano music. But it had chord diagrams up top. I was fortunate I could already read music, verse turnarounds, codas etc. in the books, as I’d already been in school band as a trumpet/cornet player since age 10. Still have that music book somewhere, couldn't dig it up.
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For lessons, she was all about rhythm strumming. Taught me simple bass note alternate picking, cowboy style. First song I ended up learning was John Denver: “Sunshine On My Shoulders,” Super saccharine, cheesy ballad. The line “Sunshine almost always gets me high,” was cool to me though. Next was ANOTHER Denver tune, same book, “Rocky Mountain High.” Not sure why I was so concerned about being so high all the time, but the C/G/D numbers allowed some learning momentum. Anyway, she was SUPER forceful on spurring me to sing while I played, my teen voice all cracky & everything LOL! BUT.... I’m so appreciative I learned that right from the start. Third song I piled into was my intro to barre chords, same book, song by America. Had Gm / C#m and more of that effing F chord which caused me so many problems even years later. With diligence I built up strength and calluses, able to power through. That was the end of my lessons though. Drove me plain nuts I could never figure out why my guitar couldn't make those wicked sounds like Malcolm Youngs' or Mick Jones's. Just me, clean ‘n thin, strumming that hollowbody jazz thing acoustically, no amp, no power. No surprise I gradually lost interest.
Maybe a year later, 1982, a regional cover band called Killer Bees were booked for a Grad party in our town hall. I was on a crew setting up chairs, and was volunteered to help the dudes unload. They had Stryper-ish black/yellow outfits and seemed like Gods to me! Lordy! Then, they started plugging in... OMG!!! I was hearing mic’d drums, all the guitar toanz I craved on the records, I was suddenly re-inspired. Worked up the courage to ask a bandmember how he was nailing that super nasty intro riff to Loverboy’s "Turn Me Loose," he played during soundcheck - He was kind enough to spend a few minutes with me, showed me his pedals, my first power chord, how it was so moveable, and that ‘ol boogie blues pinky thang. I recall he played a little "Radar Love" and "Tush" to demonstrate. I. was. in. Awe. Next time I was in the city, I was on a pawn shop hunt for pedals, ending up with a Boss OD-1 and a battery-hungry Pearl delay via my meager savings. Didn’t have an amp, but somehow rigged ‘em to play though the aux input of my precious bedroom stereo combo cassette/record player/8-track/receiver thing, with detachable 6" speakers so common at the time. I was much closer now, but anything amped out of that Framus, just sounded “off.” A big part of it was the floating bridge on the guitar. No understanding at all about intonation.
By the time I graduated ”Class of ‘84,” my first week at the University in Saskatoon, I picked up a black bolt-on Hondo LP, an original HM-1 pedal and a used Peavey Backstage Plus with my student loan money LOL! Soon enough I met another student who was a decent drummer and we jammed out quite a lot on “Looks that Kill” “Metal Health” “War Pigs” “Play Guitar” (J. Cougar), “The Jack,” “Dirty Deeds,” “Highway2” etc., in the basement of a house he and others were renting. Never did find a bass player. A year or two later, hanging out with musician stoner types, first semi-real band I angled myself into was for an outdoor summerfest thing around 1987 - “Scarlet Fever” I think we called ourselves. Did three numbers, “Run Like Hell” “Final Countdown” and “Highway to Hell.” The other guitarist was way better, so just to be a part of that outfit I ended up taking the majorly unwanted job as pretty awful singer, and added some simple single key keyboard parts nobody else wanted to do. Gave up on electric for many years after that though. Eventually, picked up a cheap dreadnaught and stayed with acoustic, learned a little harp, did a little busking, writing my own simple tunes, and a lot of drunken bonfire jams with other dudes in the TV business who played and sang, ‘til about ‘99. Eventually, the electric urge returned. But, other than busking maybe 7 times (avg. take $40 for a few hours), I never made a dime playing music, for reasons plainly evident.
My musical submission, the third full song I recall learning back around 1981, is the yacht rock classic "Sister Golden Hair" by America -
That was awesome Brad. That song took me back to my childhood. Exellent story too. I'm actually jealous of you guys, you got to play guitar at an early age.Well the thing with wood, as some of you may know, it's ideal to have a good combination of both length and girth.
You see, too much, or not enough of either, not the best situation to keep that firebox aglow.
OK, I'm in with my Main Event #1 "Opening Act"
It's a TLDR if I ever saw one. I was so entertained by @Clockworkmike 's submission, I couldn't stop.
My guitar beginnings: I started with a guitar my dad received a gift at about age 22, from his brother-in-law my Uncle Al. He toted it back brand new from West Germany after his Canadian Armed Forces NATO tour ended. It’s a ‘64 Framus Television, came with a small Grundig combo tube amp. They got separated over the years, but I do recall messing with the amp quite a bit playing "radio announcer" as a kid, a microphone came with it. My Dad would bring the Framus & amp out usually once a year, and try to sadly work through old Cash songs, like "I Walk The Line" and "Ring of Fire." Was never dedicated to it, just seemed something he’d do to pass blues. Ended up, he's the only one in our family who was basically un-musical. Still have the Framus. Actually worth a little dough being vintagey, but one pickup is dead, trem bar long gone.
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As I recall, I my urge to rock came from getting into pop music in my young teens. Around 1980/81 around age 13, I was into Foreigner, AC/DC, Loverboy. Dirty riffs made me want to play frickin guitar man! Asked for lessons as a birthday gift. Nobody local, (small village of 250) offered such, but my parents convinced the Sunday School Teacher to take me on. She was kinda hot, around 30 or so, a bit intimidating. She knew the basics, cowboy chords for “This Little Light of Mine” type material. So, after school, I ended up toting that Framus to the local church for forty minutes of lessons once a week for 3 months. Never learned individual notes or single note stuff like Camptown Races etc., but she did show me how to change strings and tune, the string names, etc. I had somehow got a hold of a pop songbook, loaded mostly with 70’s hits. Some Seger, Eagles songs in it, all piano music. But it had chord diagrams up top. I was fortunate I could already read music, verse turnarounds, codas etc. in the books, as I’d already been in school band as a trumpet/cornet player since age 10. Still have that music book somewhere, couldn't dig it up.
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For lessons, she was all about rhythm strumming. Taught me simple bass note alternate picking, cowboy style. First song I ended up learning was John Denver: “Sunshine On My Shoulders,” Super saccharine, cheesy ballad. The line “Sunshine almost always gets me high,” was cool to me though. Next was ANOTHER Denver tune, same book, “Rocky Mountain High.” Not sure why I was so concerned about being so high all the time, but the C/G/D numbers allowed some learning momentum. Anyway, she was SUPER forceful on spurring me to sing while I played, my teen voice all cracky & everything LOL! BUT.... I’m so appreciative I learned that right from the start. Third song I piled into was my intro to barre chords, same book, song by America. Had Gm / C#m and more of that effing F chord which caused me so many problems even years later. With diligence I built up strength and calluses, able to power through. That was the end of my lessons though. Drove me plain nuts I could never figure out why my guitar couldn't make those wicked sounds like Malcolm Youngs' or Mick Jones's. Just me, clean ‘n thin, strumming that hollowbody jazz thing acoustically, no amp, no power. No surprise I gradually lost interest.
Maybe a year later, 1982, a regional cover band called Killer Bees were booked for a Grad party in our town hall. I was on a crew setting up chairs, and was volunteered to help the dudes unload. They had Stryper-ish black/yellow outfits and seemed like Gods to me! Lordy! Then, they started plugging in... OMG!!! I was hearing mic’d drums, all the guitar toanz I craved on the records, I was suddenly re-inspired. Worked up the courage to ask a bandmember how he was nailing that super nasty intro riff to Loverboy’s "Turn Me Loose," he played during soundcheck - He was kind enough to spend a few minutes with me, showed me his pedals, my first power chord, how it was so moveable, and that ‘ol boogie blues pinky thang. I recall he played a little "Radar Love" and "Tush" to demonstrate. I. was. in. Awe. Next time I was in the city, I was on a pawn shop hunt for pedals, ending up with a Boss OD-1 and a battery-hungry Pearl delay via my meager savings. Didn’t have an amp, but somehow rigged ‘em to play though the aux input of my precious bedroom stereo combo cassette/record player/8-track/receiver thing, with detachable 6" speakers so common at the time. I was much closer now, but anything amped out of that Framus, just sounded “off.” A big part of it was the floating bridge on the guitar. No understanding at all about intonation.
By the time I graduated ”Class of ‘84,” my first week at the University in Saskatoon, I picked up a black bolt-on Hondo LP, an original HM-1 pedal and a used Peavey Backstage Plus with my student loan money LOL! Soon enough I met another student who was a decent drummer and we jammed out quite a lot on “Looks that Kill” “Metal Health” “War Pigs” “Play Guitar” (J. Cougar), “The Jack,” “Dirty Deeds,” “Highway2” etc., in the basement of a house he and others were renting. Never did find a bass player. A year or two later, hanging out with musician stoner types, first semi-real band I angled myself into was for an outdoor summerfest thing around 1987 - “Scarlet Fever” I think we called ourselves. Did three numbers, “Run Like Hell” “Final Countdown” and “Highway to Hell.” The other guitarist was way better, so just to be a part of that outfit I ended up taking the majorly unwanted job as pretty awful singer, and added some simple single key keyboard parts nobody else wanted to do. Gave up on electric for many years after that though. Eventually, picked up a cheap dreadnaught and stayed with acoustic, learned a little harp, did a little busking, writing my own simple tunes, and a lot of drunken bonfire jams with other dudes in the TV business who played and sang, ‘til about ‘99. Eventually, the electric urge returned. But, other than busking maybe 7 times (avg. take $40 for a few hours), I never made a dime playing music, for reasons plainly evident.
My musical submission, the third full song I recall learning back around 1981, is the yacht rock classic "Sister Golden Hair" by America -
I am about to come unglued trying to copy that video to my phone so I can record over it. Angry barely describes my state. Laughing insanelyWE HAVE A DUEL!!!! @Clockworkmike V.S. @LiveeviL2000
OMG!!! We could not have hoped for a better first match! It's gonna be SICK!
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@Clockworkmike has chosen to bust down door #9 - Here's the surprise waiting inside determining the Field of Battle
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They both have 10 days to submit a 1:00 (or more) clip of intense fiery lickage in this thread over the below backing track. However, this is a very special solo circumstance. All that incendiary wailiing must include at least 30 seconds of EVH style two hand tapping, whatever best they can muster. As shown in the window, the spoils are SIX points to the winner, THREE points to the "not winner." In the case of a tie, 1st submission wins as per usual. If either combatant turns tail and fails to show for this duel, the community will decide on harsh manhood-shrinking penalties.
Submissions will be judged by your TTR brothers via a poll vote once they both come in.Good luck gentlemen!
I have opened up the guitar duel challenge to ALL TTR members for an automatic single point (within any given round). However, only the main 2 combatants get poll-vote judged, with more points at stake
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There's a way to convert it to an mp3 actuallyI about to come unglued trying to copy that video to my phone so I can record over it. Angry barely describes my state.
Internet download Manager allows one to download any video.I about to come unglued trying to copy that video to my phone so I can record over it. Angry barely describes my state.
Yep! That's how I steal I mean uh, "borrow under the Fair Use Copyright Act" all the tracks I use lmaoInternet download Manager allows one to download any video.
I think there are still YouTube to mp3 online converters avail as well.


Five VOTES lol. sorry to get your hopes upI have 5 points!?!?
THATS AMAZING!!!
Still amazing.Five VOTES lol. sorry to get your hopes up