TTR Game of Toanz

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Last Saturday’s to keep kids off drugs fundraising event was a musical feast, and a tribal triumph! But, it was also very nearly a horrific human disaster.” The opening act Squancher put on a great show, had the crowds moshing and starting to tear down the place. The light show was something of it's own with fog machines running hard. This event was ment to keep kids off drugs but all around you could see clouds of pot somke in the air. At one point the guy next to me asked if I wanted any shrooms. Had to awnser with hell ya but I got to play my set before eating them. So he hands me a bag and I go heading for the backrooms. There had been many flyers handed out to promote this event this helped to pack the venue.

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Now it's our time to get up on stage and the announcer blares out NOW ON STAGE IS ICED SLOTH. We are all shaking in our boots hoping for this to go well. We get tuned up and go to hit it off. Bones clicks us in and he now can't seem to count to 3 and everything just starts to fall apart. I'm thinking poop so I do my best to hold the rhythm together. Suddenly Fire Slot jumps in and it sounded like a dying rabbit. Eventually we all start to come together and things are sounding good. I look out into the crowd and notice a reporter for the happenings magazine was out there


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I'm thinking great now I have to read the article.

I find the article and do a quick read through. She goes on to talk about how well Squatcher had performed and the went on to say how off we were in the start. She explained how once we pulled it together the crowd really started to feel it. She also talked about the hole reasons she was there was to support keeping kids off drugs. She mentioned about how she couldn't believe how everybody was doing drugs in the crowd.
Well that was our first show what a mess
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I think I saw that reporter last night at Walmart on one of those scooters!
 
All our entries in, and man... what a round! You all somewhat respected Squatcher for his amazing
Round 9 Performance, SG John did well with the immunity idol.

But it looks like our friend Mr. Potato Head had decided he has better things to do. I'm torn here fellas.
I want to keep going, this game elimination, survivor style, but losing Spudster kind of takes
my heart out. I'm trying to run the game a bit "kinder" since he chirped up about it hoping
he'd see that and be encouraged to come back. Ah hell, whatever.

To me it seems wrong to the Game f Toanz to both lose a brother like Mr. Potato Head AND eliminate a player
so let's turn 2 hurts into one. I'm going save someone's skin, because after this last round, really
None of you deserve to be killed off, when we have weak hands willing to just cut and run.
I agree most entertaining round yet. You fellows know how to spin a damn story you do!

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So I hope you all can agree it's best if we call Mr. Potato Head the one eliminated, then I don't have to deeply modify the game and
lose important content. Lysol will be the one to give up his rock and roll dream, Shallow Grave fails to show for the charity gig.
The fate is sealed, Lysol now becomes a Walmart night crew zombie. Maybe he will find some brains.

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Since a player has been eliminated, no need for a vote. Sorry SG John, it's been TWO rounds now where
the immunity idol is basically dead weight due to players exiting stage left.

Perhaps it will be of use for the next person to hold it. Stay tuned, Chapter 11 for new immunity coming in a bit.

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TVvoodoo said:
All our entries in, and man... what a round! You all somewhat respected Squatcher for his amazing
Round 9 Performance, SG John did well with the immunity idol.

But it looks like our friend Mr. Potato Head had decided he has better things to do. I'm torn here fellas.
I want to keep going, this game elimination, survivor style, but losing Spudster kind of takes
my heart out. I'm trying to run the game a bit "kinder" since he chirped up about it hoping
he'd see that and be encouraged to come back. Ah hell, whatever.

To me it seems wrong to the Game f Toanz to both lose a brother like Mr. Potato Head AND eliminate a player
so let's turn 2 hurts into one. I'm going save someone's skin, because after this last round, really
None of you deserve to be killed off, when we have weak hands willing to just cut and run.
I agree most entertaining round yet. You fellows know how to spin a damn story you do!

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So I hope you all can agree it's best if we call Mr. Potato Head the one eliminated, then I don't have to deeply modify the game and
lose important content. Lysol will be the one to give up his rock and roll dream, Shallow Grave fails to show for the charity gig.
The fate is sealed, Lysol now becomes a Walmart night crew zombie. Maybe he will find some brains.

OIP.zefJB0W_AcX-12u5CjYeYAAAAA


Since I have eliminated a player, there is no need for a vote. Sorry SG John, two rounds now where
the immunity idol is basically dead weight due to players exiting stage left.

Perhaps it will be of use for the next person to hold it. Stay tuned, Chapter 11 coming in a a bit.

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RIP @Mr. Potato Head , welcome to the land of ghosts!

But I do like this decision, despite losing Mr. Potato Head. Everyone had submissions that got a good laugh out of me and that's worthy of any vote i would've gave lol
 
Clockworkmike said:
Pretty cool looking amp! Kinda has a Sound City HiWatt appearance from the surface
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They copied many of the classic designs. The one I used was a JTM style amp. I'm pretty sure Joe Perry had his hands in them at one point, as they were from southern New Hampshire and Perry was shown in all their advertisements.



So, do I still need to post this thing?


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SG John said:
They copied many of the classic designs. The one I used was a JTM style amp. I'm pretty sure Joe Perry had his hands in them at one point, as they were from southern New Hampshire and Perry was shown in all their advertisements.



So, do I still need to post this thing?


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You have no need of idols. By Odin’s will you have been chosen to do battle yet again!!
Barbarian Bob welcomes the challenge of these fine warriors
 
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Chapter 11
Quick ‘n Dirty
Not three days after that already infamously legendary charity gig, the hottest, most well-known regional band, “Fission Hole” had their truck break an axle two states over. Your band gets a desperate call from the promoter fill in as opener/support for a pretty famous band, once a well-known A-lister, now in decline, on a large theatre, small arena tour

HOWEVER..... this gig is only on offer **if** you can guarantee your band can pack up, travel 500 miles today, set up late this afternoon, as well as continue on for four regional gigs over the next five nights. I believe the term for this in the air force is “SCRAMBLE!” But it will pay very WELL!

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You crave the money, but more important, it'll get you in front of thousands and thousands of music fans.
How could you not take this on? Really you have to. This is the path to your future.

YOUR TASK
1. Post a 3 minute minimum original song (if you don’t sing lyrics, post the text with the video) must be FRESHLY recorded. You absolutely do not have to track drums, bass, etc but must have guitar w/recognizable verse/chorus/solo bits. Bear in mind for submitting/voting the cruder & nastier the production, possibly the better. Think of this as how an artist might record a pre-demo version of a song any way they can when the idea first struck them, maybe into their phone or whatever.

As you might have already guessed, the title/subject of the song will be... “Quick ‘n Dirty”

2. Tell us about the soul-crushing job it was super easy for you to quit to grab hold of this gig.
3. Name of the real life band you are supporting and reveal one crazy special suprising secret you found out about them while on tour.

Even though this is supposed to be “Quick ‘n Dirty” you’ll get until Wednesday night at 8pm to complete.
NO foul or vulgar language on this please, but plenty of heavy SFW sexy innuendo is ideal.

SHOOT FOR BONUS POINTS!
There will be a Community Vote for Immunity on this one. Everybody must submit, but to reward the Quickest 'n Dirtiest, the Cowboy will award.....

+2 vote points as bonuses to the first 4 competitors to post
+2 extra points to what he deems the single funniest, most soul-crushing job quitted
+2 extra points to the craziest (almost believable) A-list band secret revealed.

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Deadline WEDNESDAY 8PM CST
 
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Finished my lyrics 10 min. ago... took about 20 min. to write. It's trite & cheesy/typical... but def. quick 'n dirty. Gonna come up with the riffage today, maybe lay it down tonight. :unsure: But yes it's absolutely gonna be kinda :poo:

Nobody expects "Song of The Year" material here but if there's any test of rock star potential this is a gooder! And, some pretty great songs have been written in mere minutes...

Found out I will be traveling over the Easter weekend so I'm setting this all up for a Weds. night/Thurs. vote... Chapter 12 to come Thurs. night and extend over the holiday weekend 'til Tuesday nite... for your longer range planning..
but 12 is not as involved as this one, and is one of the most fun of the whole Game of Toans

now what's a good RHYME with dirty... Flirty? Skirty? Perky?
 
TVvoodoo said:
Finished my lyrics 10 min. ago... took about 20 min. to write. It's trite & cheesy/typical... but def. quick 'n dirty. Gonna come up with the riffage today, maybe lay it down tonight. :unsure: But yes it's absolutely gonna be kinda :poo:

Nobody expects "Song of The Year" material here but if there's any test of rock star potential this is a gooder! And, some pretty great songs have been written in mere minutes...

Found out I will be traveling over the Easter weekend so I'm setting this all up for a Weds. night/Thurs. vote... Chapter 12 to come Thurs. night and extend over the holiday weekend 'til Tuesday nite... for your longer range planning..
but 12 is not as involved as this one, and is one of the most fun of the whole Game of Toans

now what's a good RHYME with dirty... Flirty? Skirty? Perky?
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Hmm...Nerdy, Flirty, Perky, Jerky, 'Purdy, Sturdy and Thirty?
 
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