TTR Game of Toanz

LiveeviL2000 said:
Question.
So the first person to go would comment on PickleCrack, then the next person would comment on the first to post, and so on. Correct?
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Not exactly... if you are the first person to submit...you have choice of the whole field of players to critique. Second in, critiques you. Third in crits the second submitter, etc.

Somebody will likely get roasted twice, the last in has a good chance of escaping getting critiqued at all, but being last in has its disadvantages too
 
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Good morning Rock Stars!!
What. A. Night!

You performed like a pro, and made a LOT of beautiful music. "Whatsername" says she even liked your guitar playing too.

Listen, she's got a lingerie photo shoot around noon so she needs to shower up and get ready, but before all that, how about "One for the road?"
Pretty please???

Looks like you're up to it

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Inspector #20 said:
So, what actually happened last night?
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Last we heard, Whatsername invited you home with her, probably not to play a round of Yahtzee, enjoy a warm mug of cocoa and some Seinfeld reruns. Now for me that would be just fine too. You can detail if you wish, but you've got plenty on your plate already...

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@Mitch Pearrow SJMP I didn't mean that literally. Surely a fellow as creative as you can come up with eight lousy lines. And, the more terrible they are? Could work in your favour.

Blackness and hate
If this is my fate
I'll suffer the chains
And spit out the blame

You don't own me
You can't tell me
You'll never trust me
You won't bust me

I lay on my bed
Banging my head
Your truth is all lies
Your life a disguise

4 minutes.

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TVvoodoo said:
Alright my Game of Toanz competitors, and watchers. Let's take stock.
What have we learned so far?

Well... um.... grownup men can revel in being not-so-grown men sometimes?
Well, there's that. And, that the "Stylist" career exists for darn good reason!
That y'all are a little bit sick in the head, and it don't bother me one little bit, because I suffer from it too.

OK - we now have less than a couple of hours left before the Group "A" POLL shuts down.... then maybe
twenty minutes later the "B" so if you have not voted, it's getting to be time.

When I vote, I vote on the submission. I'm not playing favourites due to any history I have here, or who I
think is the coolest dudes, or the best guitar players with the top gear. I'm looking at who's playing the
fantasy best. But you guys do it however you want to, 'cause that brings a little extra flavour to it all too.
But try to mix it up a bit. We can see who's working hard for the votes, not just in the submissions
but the WHOLE of the game. Player votes are precious, but the outside the game votes even MORE so
to give players immunity from getting the axe, or sending them to careers with Roto Rooter.

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Game of Toanz is meant to be snarky, but in a fun way. Being ever-present, giving a little, getting a little.
Just trying to break up a little late spring here, as we move into a busy summertime. Have some laffs,
and boy, I can tell you right now, I have had more belly laughs in the past few weeks, than the whole rest
of winter, we owe it all to you fellas! So, take a bow, pat yourselves on the back...

Y'all are rock stars already, any way we gotta slice it.

May the Game of Toanz finalists be the ones who move us to tears with the most entertaining tales of their rise
to fame, and who fully pursue what they believe as a Rock Star life, bringing the juiciest semi-SFW Rock Star vibes.
To me it doesn't necessarily even have to be convincing, but entertain it must!

I have not yet voted myself, I have no idea how it's going. Will be going there soon and will cast my eight precious votes.
Note I will be back to a bit later after dinnertime tonight to say a sad farewell to one player, and reveal Chapter Seven,
the next step of your epic journey to wicked excess and rock 'n roll glory

Chapter SEVEN comes tonight! Are you ready for YOUR AUDITION?

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Wait a minute. Did this originally say chapter 8? Now it says Chapter 7? Now I see in the lower right hand corner this note: "Last edited: Yesterday at 7:58 PM." My memory isn't very long these days.... but didn't I unceremoniously get dumped from the game for editing a post? Hmmmmm. Very interesting. ;):unsure::ROFLMAO:
 
iblive said:
Wait a minute. Did this originally say chapter 8? Now it says Chapter 7? Now I see in the lower right hand corner this note: "Last edited: Yesterday at 7:58 PM." My memory isn't very long these days.... but didn't I unceremoniously get dumped from the game for editing a post? Hmmmmm. Very interesting. ;):unsure::ROFLMAO:
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“When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.” — Confucius
 
iblive said:
Nice poetry. I'm impressed.
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Thank you sir, substandard lyrics, it's a terrible gift LOL!

For all who are watching, in case there remains ANY doubt....
As GameMaster, surely I can edit a post to correct the flow of the journey? WTF.

Perhaps your comment was in jest, but I believe I was VERY EXTREMELY PERFECTLY clear
SUBMISSION Posts cannot be edited, unless I ask for or permit a SPECIFIC edit for fair game play.
Otherwise? Go crazy, too late for you @iblive.

Coming back to crit the No Edit rule again, makes me feel you believe it's rigged, or maybe you're just heckling the ref?
For ALL to KNOW and UNDERSTAND: The NO EDIT rule is in place to help MAKE SURE it stays fair.

Now let the Rock Stars rockstar!

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G.O.T. TTR
Challenge # 7

So I showed up a bit early for my audition.

Some Cat was blaring away at a deafening set of decibels.
Not thinking I had much of a chance.. but the rest of the band was scrambling for cotton and ear plugs..

I already feel confident in my approach.

As the first audition came to a screeching end.. I give the guy a thumbs up.. he gives me a smug look and stumbles on to getting his gear out.

I get a hand from a luscious looking groupie .
The band had seen I was a bit nervous, so they gave me a little something to calm my nerves.


It really started to kick in.. so I just let loose, and this came out. They took notice and asked if I did anything a bit slower .. so I pulled this out of my head

They were ecastic and at that point I knew I had this in the bag.

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I had a brief conversation with the band leader and he assured me that my audition went very well.

I was supposed to get a text from him, but he told me flat out .. you got the part and we will be going on the road as of tomorrow.

Be on time an shine like you did at the audition.
So I then asked if I could bring whatsher name along[url=https://postimg.cc/F1gBpKg8][/URL]

He took one look , and told me hell yea , does she have any friends ?

I responded with let me ask her.

So I am now on the road to stardom
I do believe I passed the audition.

Mic Miester Metal
 
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