TTR Game of Toanz

[MESSAGE FROM THE IMMORAL MINORITY]

ATTENTION SINNERS & GUITAR FREEKS:

Tired of YOUR riffs being weak???

Can't "get it up" on stage???

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Are you tired of watching other forum members having fun in this game?

Are you getting frustrated with your Quija Board???

Is demon possession just becomming less fun than it used to be???

Want to wear outlandish clothes but don'tknow what to buy???

Tninking about selling your soul but have no idea how to form an alliance with the dark one???

Well, have i got a deal for you!!@!!

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YOU, YES YOU can be in the Game of Toanz!!!!

I know you are probably asking yourself, if i sell my soul, will i regret it???

Probably!!!!

But why not do.it anyways??? Like sex with a hot hooker...just do it!!!!

Contact me via DM and i will PERSONALLY guide YOU down the path to destruction.

YOU can serve as my stand-in for the upcoming round and have ALL the glory!!!!

But if you lose, there is eternal damnation and ridicule, but if you win, its a life of excess, giving hot chics creem facials and sacraficing babes to the one eyed mest serpent.

So, C'mon and step right down and join the fun!!!!!!

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DISCLAIMER: 'Dark One' and 'Devil' are wholly owned trademarks of Behelzelbub the Destoyer and these terms are used by permission. Demonic Possession is unpredictable and your worthless soul may not be chosen. Becomming a rock star may involve risky sexual practices and drug/alcohol abuse. Not for church people. Offer not available in Vatican City or Arkansas. Void where prohibited by morals and common decency. One entry per forum member.

What are you waiting for!?!?!?!?

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APPLY NOW!!!!
 
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smitty_p said:
Yes. Go vote. I did. And, I'm proud to say, I used superficial, limited, arbitrary, and inconsequential reasons for my votes!

And YOU CAN TOO!
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Seriously...or not...you don't even have to like any of the entries.

Just pick something that catches your eye...like the font the contributors used for their stage names....or the style of boots in a photo...or which one of the contestants most resembles a wallaby...

It can be anything!
 
smitty_p said:
Seriously...or not...you don't even have to like any of the entries.

Just pick something that catches your eye...like the font the contributors used for their stage names....or the style of boots in a photo...or which one of the contestants most resembles a wallaby...

It can be anything!
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Announcer: "That's right, Smitty, Demonic Possession isn't for everybody, but it will keep door-to-door religious solicitors away! Just get involved and have a great time!!!!"

"And now, a word from our sponsors..."

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Alright my Game of Toanz competitors, and watchers. Let's take stock.
What have we learned so far?

Well... um.... grownup men can revel in being not-so-grown men sometimes?
Well, there's that. And, that the "Stylist" career exists for darn good reason!
That y'all are a little bit sick in the head, and it don't bother me one little bit, because I suffer from it too.

OK - we now have less than a couple of hours left before the Group "A" POLL shuts down.... then maybe
twenty minutes later the "B" so if you have not voted, it's getting to be time.

When I vote, I vote on the submission. I'm not playing favourites due to any history I have here, or who I
think is the coolest dudes, or the best guitar players with the top gear. I'm looking at who's playing the
fantasy best. But you guys do it however you want to, 'cause that brings a little extra flavour to it all too.
But try to mix it up a bit. We can see who's working hard for the votes, not just in the submissions
but the WHOLE of the game. Player votes are precious, but the outside the game votes even MORE so
to give players immunity from getting the axe, or sending them to careers with Roto Rooter.

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Game of Toanz is meant to be snarky, but in a fun way. Being ever-present, giving a little, getting a little.
Just trying to break up a little late spring here, as we move into a busy summertime. Have some laffs,
and boy, I can tell you right now, I have had more belly laughs in the past few weeks, than the whole rest
of winter, we owe it all to you fellas! So, take a bow, pat yourselves on the back...

Y'all are rock stars already, any way we gotta slice it.

May the Game of Toanz finalists be the ones who move us to tears with the most entertaining tales of their rise
to fame, and who fully pursue what they believe as a Rock Star life, bringing the juiciest semi-SFW Rock Star vibes.
To me it doesn't necessarily even have to be convincing, but entertain it must!

I have not yet voted myself, I have no idea how it's going. Will be going there soon and will cast my eight precious votes.
Note I will be back to a bit later after dinnertime tonight to say a sad farewell to one player, and reveal Chapter Seven,
the next step of your epic journey to wicked excess and rock 'n roll glory

Chapter SEVEN comes tonight! Are you ready for YOUR AUDITION?

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@LiveeviL2000 sorry man, I've been working a bit ahead so chapter 8 is in my brain.
I'm going to be traveling this upcoming weekend so I am trying to find a way to be
ready to keep the game going over the weekend which is a challenge due to software and such
but I will figure it out

I have now voted. When it all came up, I was surprised verily
by whom is leading and whom is trailing! All I could say was...

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Thunder Skull is just edging out Psycho, in what is going to maybe be a photo finish!
But who posted first? It might come down to that.

Can an Illuminated Skeletor put the smackdown on a Second Amendment Psycho?
We are watching it live right now!

I'd rather it be a clean definitve win, so if you have votes to give, give them now!

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We are going to have to figure out a way to handicap McMeister Metal somewhow
He's just dominating this game like I haven't seen. It's not fair, really.
Might have to bring out the Sparkle Unicorn Pony Avatar.

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But will it be enough to stop the unstoppable force of McMeister?
 
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Psycho Mike, it appears your run to the top of the pyramid of stardom needs to await the next train as the tribe has spoken. Everybody, please congratulate @Clockworkmike on his work thus far, and wish him luck rootering out those nasty sewer-blocking roots. Man I hate those. An absolute pleasure to watch what you did. Truly!

Thunder Skull ekes out the right to continue ahead one, 7 votes to 6, better pick it up, a couple close shaves there.

PRESS PLAY

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Chapter 7
"Your Audition"

You roll in to the rehearsal space in all your rock costume majesty with your kick-ass kit. They notice, but are “enjoying” one of your Game of Toanz competitors who's just finishing up his audition and, it’s uh...well... it’s loud, anyway. Like a plane crash. You see pained expressions on members of the band, as they politely endure. “Dude sure thinks he’s something,” you say to yourself, as you begin unpacking your gear.

“Bobbi” slinks over and introduces herself as the lead singers’ girlfriend. Whoa! A near 11.3 on the Fox10 scale... she ably jumps in to help and you can't refuse. It's way too loud to talk, but several sexy smiles are shared as she FULLY checks you out, super interested in what you have to offer. She smells like heaven.

After a time, the band waves auditioning dude to hold up. Phew! They share a few words, and soon enough he’s rollin’. Then, that arsehole sneers confidently and flips you off as he struts by, rolling his garbage rig, probably to the dump. Somehow you hold yourself back, not now!
What a piece of work!

So this is “PickleCrack” huh? There’s a noticeable buzz in the room as you finish setting up. And it's not just the 60 cycle from the church wiring. They’re obviously diggin’ your scene. They offer some smoke and a pull of Crown Royal. “No big pressure, bro, s’all good” they say. All seems very cool, they are throwing out relaxed smiles and grins, but still remaining focused and dedicated to you being able to bring your best.

Drummer mentions they've been a cover band mostly, but are done with that tripe, wanting to start fresh with original material and make a beeline for the big time. But, they lack special something. “Do you write?” asks the Bass player? “Effya,” replies you, holding up a fat crapload notebook full of your sorry teen angst poetry. Just maybe you can fib your way through this! First though, they want to see you pull your weight musically, before joining to see if your vibe will “fit.”

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They take a seat behind the board, things get serious. The smoke is kicking in... whoa, what’d they lace it with? It’s like your head’s inside a fuzzy three-foot-wide inflatable helmet filled of velvet spiders. Wild! And man, it’s so quiet. Second thoughts... can pull this off? You cough nervously, and warm up, nonchalantly ripping off couple of nasty cool licks that seems to make Bobbi giggle and squirm involuntarily, with a little shimmy-shake... was that just for you?

Encouraging!

You Tweak your tone just a bit for the room, maybe turn up a bit hotter than you probably should. The Amp is vibrating and pulsing,
like there's a terrible monster inside, aching to be unleashed. You take a deep breath....
It’s time to get your gat-freak ON!

You count a quiet four and launch:

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What comes next can only be described as a
concentrated skills demonstration explosion!!!

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A total out-of-body experience! Where the HELL is all this coming from? Room-destroying tone, sexy hair flips and poses serving to accentuate what can only be described as a solo musical performance for the ages! You strut, stomp, jump & thrust grinning like a demon-possessed madman, crushing out massive chords, speedy-wicked runs and tear-off licks flooring the room, and nearly making you :poo: YOURSELF! Before you’re even half done, they can’t help but jump in with their own instruments to join in the noisy bliss.

To say you “gelled” is an understatement.

They’re DAMN good too, pushing you to even greater heights. Much of the jam gets spent learning some pretty kick-ass original material they coach you through. After a few runs, they note what you bring to the mix improves on it all quite a lot. Later on, some fresh riffage takes form, incorporating awful poems from your ratty old scribbler. These lyrics, once arranged, suddenly now seem prescient, even half-genius! Three hours later, turns out these dudes are a super rad crew to hang with! You’ve gained three, maybe four new best bros. During wrap, nothing official gets said, everyone is just plain wiped out, but you’re feeling pretty confident! Bobbi still can’t peel her eyes off you. Halfway through the jam, she texted-in some of stripper/model girl-fiends to join the party. While everyone's winding down over beers, one of these girls, known as “whatsername” invites you home with her.

Best Day Ever!

Game of Toanz Chapter 7
“Your Audition”

1. Roast (or compliment) the GOT player who auditioned before you on tone / skill / overall image vibe.
((( Important: First-in gets field choice, each next submitter MUST comment on the previous Rock Star who posted. Pls. check before you post )))

2. Embed 2 selections (via Youtube) of what you ripped through, playing totally outside yourself, jamming out flawlessly showing your working knowledge of guitar, and leaving the band speechless and Bobbie in high humidity. (Your own music if you choose, or any other artist performances you feel adequately sums up the incredible awesomeness you spewed forth).

3. Offer up for all of us to see in your own handwritten text (no music, no title), 4 lines verse 1 / 4 lines chorus / 4 lines verse 2 of lyrics from a yet-to-be-titled original you began to hash out with the band that very night. Lyrics only, NO title.

4. Use this online text generator LINK to create a short entertaining conversation with the band-leader, where you accept an offer to join the band the next morning. Save and Post that image of your conversation, and why not add SFW photo of “Whatshername” too, since she's handy and quite beautiful.

Too easy, huh? Take your time, fellas... do it right. Cowboy is watching

In short.... These Five (5) elements.
One audition review / 2 Youtubes / 12 lines of lyrics handwritten / Text message pic / One "Whatsername" pic

Your Submission will be weighed & measured by the infamous, mysterious and enigmatic @POOP KNIFE who actually just might be the sharpest one in the drawer! One of you will earn possession of the Sexy Immunity Idol of Toanwood possibly for Chapter 8 from this exercise.
A highly valuable advantage, I hope you might agree.

READ the requirements Carefully. NO EDITS.

YOUR DEADLINE Friday 6PM CST

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