TTR Game of Toanz
- Thread starter TVvoodoo
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Indeed. This would be bad.
I don’t know Mitch… tone of Godzilla could work. Burn the town down with tone.
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
I prefer Tone of Godzilla.
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
For Sale to a lucky wanna be. Don't snooze! Only $3000.00
2015 Mexican Fender '50s Telecaster Nitro. Yes a nitro finish on a Fender, guaranteed to outgas lacquer, and cook your remaining brain cell. Not only a classic 50s style Telecaster, but made in Ensenada by Maria, a fantastic 13 year old luthier with many years experience. Recently I've been told everything is really made in China, not Mexico. So, you may actually be the lucky new owner of a guitar fashioned by Meng Yao, an eight year old luthier in Zhangzhou. She is a rising star within the corporation, and you should grab this before this outstanding specimen becomes as sought after as the Abigail pickups. This comes with two fantastic sounding 50s style pickups, and are guaranteed to give you those classic sounds that got your grandma so incredibly wet one of your parents was created.
Also included is a custom amplifier made to the classic Fender Tweed Princeton specifications. This is a perfect amplifier to get those classic Neil Young tones without spending a fortune on a 70 year old amplifier. Paired with the Telecaster, you can produce the finest of tones that created rock and roll, and your parents' generation. You'll be getting your best friend's grandma hot to the point she is whispering "Play Misty For Me" in your ear. This amp goes to 12, not 11 like the ones used by posers. It is made of only the finest Commie components that very little money can buy. You know they are going to rule us, so may as well get used to using the stuff now. It is housed in an old cabinet from a real amplifier, and has stains from vaginal secretions and alcohol spills to give you some badly needed credibility. It even comes with real glass vacuum tubes and a ten inch speaker.
Not only will you be blown away by this combination, but when all of your friends parents and grandparents hear you play James Burton's licks from "Burnin' Love", you'll need to use the Tele as a weapon to fight them off and make your rock star escape.
No posers need apply. You have got to feel the rock, and want to ride the roll.
2015 Mexican Fender '50s Telecaster Nitro. Yes a nitro finish on a Fender, guaranteed to outgas lacquer, and cook your remaining brain cell. Not only a classic 50s style Telecaster, but made in Ensenada by Maria, a fantastic 13 year old luthier with many years experience. Recently I've been told everything is really made in China, not Mexico. So, you may actually be the lucky new owner of a guitar fashioned by Meng Yao, an eight year old luthier in Zhangzhou. She is a rising star within the corporation, and you should grab this before this outstanding specimen becomes as sought after as the Abigail pickups. This comes with two fantastic sounding 50s style pickups, and are guaranteed to give you those classic sounds that got your grandma so incredibly wet one of your parents was created.
Also included is a custom amplifier made to the classic Fender Tweed Princeton specifications. This is a perfect amplifier to get those classic Neil Young tones without spending a fortune on a 70 year old amplifier. Paired with the Telecaster, you can produce the finest of tones that created rock and roll, and your parents' generation. You'll be getting your best friend's grandma hot to the point she is whispering "Play Misty For Me" in your ear. This amp goes to 12, not 11 like the ones used by posers. It is made of only the finest Commie components that very little money can buy. You know they are going to rule us, so may as well get used to using the stuff now. It is housed in an old cabinet from a real amplifier, and has stains from vaginal secretions and alcohol spills to give you some badly needed credibility. It even comes with real glass vacuum tubes and a ten inch speaker.
Not only will you be blown away by this combination, but when all of your friends parents and grandparents hear you play James Burton's licks from "Burnin' Love", you'll need to use the Tele as a weapon to fight them off and make your rock star escape.
No posers need apply. You have got to feel the rock, and want to ride the roll.
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
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Headache
Ambassador of all that is Heavy
Ha ha ha I was hoping someone would get that!
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
After reading some of these ads so far.
I now realize how full of
we can be.
… and shameless too!!! We are selling fame, sex, fortune, and all kinds of Sodam and Gomorrah type fantasies.
What a bunch of Snake Oil salesmen we turned out to be.
I’ll bet we’d try to sell ice to an Eskimo.
I am completely …..
PROUD to be part of this group!
I now realize how full of
we can be.… and shameless too!!! We are selling fame, sex, fortune, and all kinds of Sodam and Gomorrah type fantasies.
What a bunch of Snake Oil salesmen we turned out to be.
I’ll bet we’d try to sell ice to an Eskimo.
I am completely …..
PROUD to be part of this group!
Iron1
AmbassaDOOM of Red VVinter
FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
ULTRA RARE CUSTOM EVH GUITAR BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finely crafted by the hands of the legendary EVH himself! Guitars like this don’t hit the market often – this is a once in a livetime deal YOU CANT MESS OUT ON!!!!!
This one-of-a-kind guitar was built, made, played, customized and sodomized by one of the greatest rock and roll guitar players of all time!!!!!! You cannot mis out on this DEEL!!!
Guitar comes with lots of shiny metal strips and dots on playing surface for extra music POWERZ!!! at no extra charge!!!!!
Little white boxes on body of guitar from Fender – another musical legend almost as successful as EVH himself!
Best of all this guitar is highly customizable for you to get your unique toanz that tell all rock and roalers you are a living ROCK GOD!!!!!!! Use of simply hand tools like Dremel, router and hammer drill are all you need to add extra metal strips, white boxes and more “sound holes” for added sonic annihilation!
This bundle comes with the greatest amp available for under $50: The BOSS “D”. Now you can be "THE BOSS!" Amp has all the knobs that actually turn – power plug not included but amp runs off several batteries you can buy at Walmart while your there doing your first paying gig!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?????!!!!
Extra sparkly paint was used in customizing this rock and roll machine to make sure the sound leaps out of it in an extra sparkly way that tells all listeners you mean to bedazzle there ears with a wall of sound that will change there lifes four ever.............
I will not respond to “is this still available”, “where are you located”, “I want to buy this”, "do you actually want to sell this" or any other attempts to communicate with me. If the add is up this killer life-changing custom bundle is still for sale!
Stop being a looser and start your life as a junk box hero TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For details send emails to EVH at:
EddieVonHamerschlong@GoFyoSeff.com
Death metal Batman not including. Git yer own!
ULTRA RARE CUSTOM EVH GUITAR BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finely crafted by the hands of the legendary EVH himself! Guitars like this don’t hit the market often – this is a once in a livetime deal YOU CANT MESS OUT ON!!!!!
This one-of-a-kind guitar was built, made, played, customized and sodomized by one of the greatest rock and roll guitar players of all time!!!!!! You cannot mis out on this DEEL!!!
Guitar comes with lots of shiny metal strips and dots on playing surface for extra music POWERZ!!! at no extra charge!!!!!
Little white boxes on body of guitar from Fender – another musical legend almost as successful as EVH himself!
Best of all this guitar is highly customizable for you to get your unique toanz that tell all rock and roalers you are a living ROCK GOD!!!!!!! Use of simply hand tools like Dremel, router and hammer drill are all you need to add extra metal strips, white boxes and more “sound holes” for added sonic annihilation!
This bundle comes with the greatest amp available for under $50: The BOSS “D”. Now you can be "THE BOSS!" Amp has all the knobs that actually turn – power plug not included but amp runs off several batteries you can buy at Walmart while your there doing your first paying gig!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?????!!!!
Extra sparkly paint was used in customizing this rock and roll machine to make sure the sound leaps out of it in an extra sparkly way that tells all listeners you mean to bedazzle there ears with a wall of sound that will change there lifes four ever.............
I will not respond to “is this still available”, “where are you located”, “I want to buy this”, "do you actually want to sell this" or any other attempts to communicate with me. If the add is up this killer life-changing custom bundle is still for sale!
Stop being a looser and start your life as a junk box hero TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For details send emails to EVH at:
EddieVonHamerschlong@GoFyoSeff.com
Death metal Batman not including. Git yer own!
