Is Gibson building guitars for Jay Turser now?

[Hackmaster]

Makes you wonder...
Though I jest about the Gibson part, ol' Humpty Dumpty here did have a great fall.



Poor little thing, the headstock veneer is all that is holding it together.

 

[eSGEe]

what the ??????????????
who the ????????????????
how??????????????
dear LORD!

 

[Cadorman]

Is that particle board?

 

[Cadorman]

Why's the binding broken? Shouldn't that be flexible?

 

[Hackmaster]

Why's the binding broken? Shouldn't that be flexible?

To a point. But it appears to have run out elasticity.

 

[Hackmaster]

what the ??????????????
who the ????????????????
how??????????????
dear LORD!

Same cat that brought me the crushed Martin.
I'm a sucker & a glutton for punishment...

 

[eSGEe]

all things HAVE a breaking point....................................

Im a master at FINDING THEM

 

[eSGEe]

Same cat that brought me the crushed Martin.
I'm a sucker & a glutton for punishment...

WTF is this cat DOING --- feeding his gear to GORILLAS?????????????? I have a metric poop TON of GIANT dogs and I aint BROKE that many guitars.............

 

[Cadorman]

Those things go for about a buck fifty on Craigslist. How much are you charging to fix it?

 

[Hackmaster]

He's also the same cat that has that Strat with the bizarre trem.

All the oddballs.
Yep, I get em'.

 

[eSGEe]

where? Ill buy 3 and FLIP EM !

 

[eSGEe]

He's also the same cat that has that Strat with the bizarre trem.
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All the oddballs.
Yep, I get em'.

what the sam fvcking hell?

 

[Hackmaster]

Those things go for about a buck fifty on Craigslist. How much are you charging to fix it?

Hahahaha, seriously? I still haven't seen a dime from the Martin repair.
Gonna hold this POS hostage.

 

[Hackmaster]

It'll be a quick & easy fix.
May not be quite invisible when I'm done, but it'll be a whole lot better than it is now.
Probably an hour or two at best. It fits back together real nice.

 

[Ramo]

Hey Hack, my pointy brother, move here so you can be my guitar tech, you will work with light on and be fed and cheap drinks supplied

Thats smoking deal man, think about it, I can send you a inflatable tyre so you can travel economy class to Uk.

Now thats the offer you cNt refuse

 

[Hackmaster]

Hey Hack, my pointy brother, move here so you can be my guitar tech, you will work with light on and be fed and cheap drinks supplied

Thats smoking deal man, think about it, I can send you a inflatable tyre so you can travel economy class to Uk.

Now thats the offer you cNt refuse

That's about what I make here.

 

[Ramo]

That's about what I make here.

That sucks bro, having your skills should be more appreciated.

I wish you lived closer so we can talk/play pointy guitars.

 

[Cadorman]

Why do I suddenly want to get my canoe and float on down to Florida? Could be an interesting summer trip.

 

[Hackmaster]

Why do I suddenly want to get my canoe and float on down to Florida? Could be an interesting summer trip.

Just head south down the Mississippi river till you hit the Gulf, then start paddling towards the left.
We'll get Adrian & we'll all do lunch.

 

[Cadorman]

Just head south down the Mississippi river till you hit the Gulf, then start paddling towards the left.
We'll get Adrian & we'll all do lunch.

That would be the plan. House is about 2 miles from the Minnesota River which connects to the Mississippi over by St. Paul. Asian Carp might be a bit of an issue.