First off, I love quoting myself. Don't get me started on third person.
This one time, I came home with a new 2001 Sportster Sport. It was a sweet bike, but that isn't the point right now. I never told the wife about it until I rode into the driveway. Long story short, I got to sit through several hours of trying on coats at Ribnick Fur and Leather before she settled on a full length shearling coat she still wears to this day. It cost half of what the Sportster did. Sportster is long gone. Wish I still had it. I might need another beer now.