How to cook for yourself when you're stuck in a potato truck

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First, pick your poison. Today, I'm having Dirt Dogs.

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I've torn a peice of this foil, about enough to roll a dirtdog in.


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Roll it up! Should look like a foil cigar, if you've done it correctly.



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Ah, yes....now it's time to cook this dirty wiener! Using care and love, gently place the frank on a hot surface. You can find these along the exhaust system, and alternatively, you can find other hot things under the hood. For my own convenience, I've chosen the exhaust stack directly behind my driver's door. This way, when I'm hungry, it's nearby to grab.



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When it's done, you press that wiener into a bun, and mash it in your face!!!!



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All done, and ready to roll!!
 
First, pick your poison. Today, I'm having Dirt Dogs.

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I've torn a peice of this foil, about enough to roll a dirtdog in.


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Roll it up! Should look like a foil cigar, if you've done it correctly.



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Ah, yes....now it's time to cook this dirty wiener! Using care and love, gently place the frank on a hot surface. You can find these along the exhaust system, and alternatively, you can find other hot things under the hood. For my own convenience, I've chosen the exhaust stack directly behind my driver's door. This way, when I'm hungry, it's nearby to grab.



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When it's done, you press that wiener into a bun, and mash it in your face!!!!



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All done, and ready to roll!!

I like foil...if you put a little dab of opium on that foil, and heat the other side with a lighter, you can chase the smoke dragon with a straw...
 
I like foil...if you put a little dab of opium on that foil, and heat the other side with a lighter, you can chase the smoke dragon with a straw...
That's not all you can put on foil lol

I'm old enough to know better these days, but there was a time when I would have done anything...young, adventurous...we can probably safely say that if you can name it, I've probably experimented with it lol


Today, it be cookin' me dawwrrghs
 
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