THE TONE ROOMS

Got a special place for ya here in the Swamp BFT....

I have to build a special throne for MrsBFT cuzz she need to be above all the Swamp Goo..:love:

You won’t know what to do with yerseff when that phone is gone, except for a special line for the Mrs..
 
Trident said:
Swamp boy understands one must use it for work and emergencies...
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I have 2 --- -- and they enable me to work anytime anywhere -- which can be good --- it also means -- I can work -- ANYTIME and ANYWHERE----- but they do have these 2 WONDERFUL features---
1. is voice mail and the other is --- an OFF button ;)
 
LOL @ locks open within 20 feet.

BFT = slang for Legal Breaker Inner. As I kid I learned window glazing when I got home from elementary school and mom had locked our wood and single pane glass storm door after I broke the one pane to unlock the door and let myself in.
 
Also BFT, I specialize in breaking in my own cars if the damn keys get locked inside by accident. Before I owned any automatic lock cars, I never had a problem. BUT I once owned a 90's Subaru that when I'd open the door with the inside handle, the lock actuating button was so close by that I'd hit it accidentally and lock the door before I was ready to be done inside the car for good. Once I locked my dog inside when I was going into a Walmart. I managed to borrow a broom from their "Spill cleanup" storage area. I had tricks for getting in with all manner or junk I could find. Sometimes I'd go in through the sunroof, other times I'd pry the door window frame open and jam my wallet in to leave me a gap to push a broom handle or long metal rod or any number of things I'd find to trip the door open.
 
Once the better half locked herseff out of her car, she called me and my hillbilly seff told her go to the car door and hold the phone close to the car, she thought I was nuttz and I opened the doors sitting on my fat buttz from home, and she was able to start the car the same way...Hillbilly way yuff techno :pound-hand:
 
chilipeppermaniac said:
LOL @ locks open within 20 feet.

BFT = slang for Legal Breaker Inner. As I kid I learned window glazing when I got home from elementary school and mom had locked our wood and single pane glass storm door after I broke the one pane to unlock the door and let myself in.
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Very smart idea ya had! I couldn't get into a house lock once. But i do know construction pretty good. I took the door frame apart. lol oh laugh of the year. 2013 get a calll a kid is locked in the car. get there , its a 27 year old man. The range Rover self locked himself in..the whole security system went bonkers..i had to expand door & fish keys through crack..only way that car was opening..its a serious design flaw in a $80,000 car..lock someone in it !! no widows go down..no nothing..no trunk release
 
super funny one...get a call from a guy..slap drunk,,cursing at me...calling me names..anyways..get there , 4 people from the bar are all trying open the drivers side door with a coat hanger... i walk over...the window on drivers side door is completely down..i open door & slide across and open the drivers door...oh man he got belligerent...but the bar owner came out & paid me..guy said he wont pay me cause i didn't unlock the door...how stupid can one be....
 
BFT Gibson said:
super funny one...get a call from a guy..slap drunk,,cursing at me...calling me names..anyways..get there , 4 people from the bar are all trying open the drivers side door with a coat hanger... i walk over...the window on drivers side door is completely down..i open door & slide across and open the drivers door...oh man he got belligerent...but the bar owner came out & paid me..guy said he wont pay me cause i didn't unlock the door...how stupid can one be....
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Trident said:
Hillbillyway comes in handy sometimes....Might not be pretty, but gets er dunnnn
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Trident, I once unlocked a lady friend's 90's Eclipse with a Framing Square.

BFT, the one time I witnessed a pro lock service do a girlfriend's 93 Toyota Corolla he wedged the passenger door to get his slim Jim in there. This is when I learned it is always best to work on the passenger side since the Driver's side is the one that gets used the most if a part inside door breaks or the glass or something.
 
Trident said:
I likey that one Don :pound-hand:
Taxing cow FARTS.....

But I think Jersey has everyone beat from what I hear....
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Don is Serious. Oh and if that crazy green party has their way, We will all be required to rebuild our houses and foot the bill to make em cow stinker proof. I mean UBER Green low emission type a deal at like 5 mill per house or sumn
 
chilipeppermaniac said:
Trident, I once unlocked a lady friend's 90's Eclipse with a Framing Square.

BFT, the one time I witnessed a pro lock service do a girlfriend's 93 Toyota Corolla he wedged the passenger door to get his slim Jim in there. This is when I learned it is always best to work on the passenger side since the Driver's side is the one that gets used the most if a part inside door breaks or the glass or something.
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key is to..deflate the bag before you open it..the door wont spring..AAA before i did this job..messed my truck door up !! it wouldn't ever shut right again.. AAA always calls me..few times a month..we will get in..worst case scenario..i can make a car key from Vin#..but man some cars now ..if keys are in trunk..no pass through & trunk unlock buttons dont work..we end up making a key. framing square..that's talent !!!
 
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