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THIS -- is all that is wrong with the NEW world of bass......

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/de...3eqQZh1VHlxH44j0eqVhBsJ4v6sQM4hRoCONcQAvD_BwE

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12,200.00 for a BASS?!?!?! -- this flies in the face of all things that are bass........Im sorry Mr FOdera can KEEP that ugly pile of overpriced fanciness.

If you walk into a bassists audition -- with THAT monstrosity-- you better
A. -- be able to play better than ANY MOFO in the line
B. -- be able to RUN FASTER than every MOFO in that line becasue your about to get "F"ing mugged!!!!!!!!

I mean -- come on....just really....COME ON!
 
THIS -- is all that is wrong with the NEW world of bass......

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/CustBass7030--fodera-emperor-ii-custom-elite-natural-spalted-maple-top?mrkgcl=28&mrkgadid=3303548414&rkg_id=0&product_id=CustBass7030&campaigntype=shopping&campaign=aaShopping - SKU - Bass&adgroup=Bass Guitars - Fodera - custbass7030&placement=google&adpos=1o1&creative=285688986891&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&gclid=CjwKCAiAqOriBRAfEiwAEb9oXTf6RQOOtyEQBIZbLNX8sm3eqQZh1VHlxH44j0eqVhBsJ4v6sQM4hRoCONcQAvD_BwE

E54523N2-body-large.jpg


12,200.00 for a BASS?!?!?! -- this flies in the face of all things that are bass........Im sorry Mr FOdera can KEEP that ugly pile of overpriced fanciness.

If you walk into a bassists audition -- with THAT monstrosity-- you better
A. -- be able to play better than ANY MOFO in the line
B. -- be able to RUN FASTER than every MOFO in that line becasue your about to get "F"ing mugged!!!!!!!!

I mean -- come on....just really....COME ON!
Those are some heavy a$$ed banjo strings on that thing!
 
THIS -- is all that is wrong with the NEW world of bass......

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/CustBass7030--fodera-emperor-ii-custom-elite-natural-spalted-maple-top?mrkgcl=28&mrkgadid=3303548414&rkg_id=0&product_id=CustBass7030&campaigntype=shopping&campaign=aaShopping - SKU - Bass&adgroup=Bass Guitars - Fodera - custbass7030&placement=google&adpos=1o1&creative=285688986891&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&gclid=CjwKCAiAqOriBRAfEiwAEb9oXTf6RQOOtyEQBIZbLNX8sm3eqQZh1VHlxH44j0eqVhBsJ4v6sQM4hRoCONcQAvD_BwE

E54523N2-body-large.jpg


12,200.00 for a BASS?!?!?! -- this flies in the face of all things that are bass........Im sorry Mr FOdera can KEEP that ugly pile of overpriced fanciness.

If you walk into a bassists audition -- with THAT monstrosity-- you better
A. -- be able to play better than ANY MOFO in the line
B. -- be able to RUN FASTER than every MOFO in that line becasue your about to get "F"ing mugged!!!!!!!!

I mean -- come on....just really....COME ON!
It looks like a Beluga whale...
 
First order of business AFTER using your dads credit card to BUY the Fodera----
get a man bun.
and Cole Haan double buckle dress shoes -- no socks and skinny jeans---
I hate millennials......sorry
 
How's this for a bass player? Adrian.

This is my friend Dave who plays for Crack the Sky, His own band, Several Species ( a Pink Floyd tribute band) and a number of other bands around Baltimore.

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Something that I have noticed over the years....Look at this guy:

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Guitar: 1984 Aria Pro II - Saw several on Reverb this morning for between $325.00 and $650.00 - that's original 1980's MIJ instruments. Judging by the 20% extra free Heineken can on the drum riser, Cliff clearly had an eye for value, but the point here is basic equipment got phenomenal results....
 
I'm a nobody, Man...really...but I get messages and e-mails asking about the equipment used on some of my recordings. When I tell people (who ask) that Ace Of Spades was recorded on a $60.00 Craigslist Ibanez Import Bass, a Fender Rumble 40 Direct Out and a 1987 Arion Metal Master Pedal, they just fade away...

Now, I am not a bass player in the sense that i cannot do the Steve Harris multi-finger gallop, but I can get by when the bass player is sick, or a bassist is needed for a given project.

ROBERT HERNDON - ACE OF SPADES - ISOLATED BASS TRACK
 
Something that I have noticed over the years....Look at this guy:

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Guitar: 1984 Aria Pro II - Saw several on Reverb this morning for between $325.00 and $650.00 - that's original 1980's MIJ instruments. Judging by the 20% extra free Heineken can on the drum riser, Cliff clearly had an eye for value, but the point here is basic equipment got phenomenal results....

Haha Robert. I was just about to ask ESG about Cliff's bass, but you answered it. As a side note, Arai motorcycle helmets cost more than $325 to $650 nowadays. I too, took notice of the 20% extra Heineken. HAHA and I prefer more ounces,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I buy my drink of choice by the gallon. Milk HAHA
 
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