Where is Sergio?

What pisses me off most is the prices and the bills. Other than that, I really like being able to use them to find businesses, restaurants, guitars, and to communicate with multiple people simultaneously.
 
I have a prepay cell phone. I can receive and make calls, open and respond to text messages with alacrity.(Not really, I hate "texting," the act and the verb and someday I should listen to my voicemails instead of just deleting them when the "mailbox" is full. I cannot help but visualize a tiny overstuffed mailbox inside my communicator with dozens of little wagging tongues sticking out of the slot.) I am told that it has internet and GPS connectivity, as well. Could be, I'll probably never know for sure. I find these devices quite intrusive and frequently go for days without checking mine,only to find, usually after some recharging, that I hadn't missed anything I wouldn't have wanted to miss in the first place. On the odd occasion that I take it with me in the car, the vibration in my pocket usually is ignored as a muscle twitch, with quick messages from my amygdala about strokes and brain seizure. My children and spouse find my distaste for connection quite anti-social. I just want the peace and quiet. Driving with no audio distractions is where I do my best creative thinking. I accept the convenience and safety benefits, but don't I have a basic right to ignore the phone?
BTW I thought the thread was about Sergio. Has he gone missing?
 
Segio Sergio where for art thou Sergio?

GPS on phones is awesome.......maps give real time traffic info--- reroute options to avoid slow downs. and when you dont want the cops to know where you left the body --- you just leave the phone at home ;)
 
My friend Black is uniquely aggravating,:BH: but is compassionate and caring under the filthy crust and BTW I have tried to make sure all his friends were notified when he's taken his past "vacations" from a forum, but my tracking capacities are sometimes no match for his ability to get banned...;)
 
Bid said a couple mouthfuls in his last few posts.
I have a number of cars/trucks that have non functioning radios, and even horns.
How is that for no audio distractions, Bid. Not only can't my radio fill my ears and empty my brain, but I cannot even talk to other drivers or pedestrians if they are dumbazzes.

I do like a working horn, don't get me wrong. Maybe I need to beep one and wake Sergio up.
 
Alsho, never undereshtimate the pure shexshual energy of exclushively using a CB radio for all your communication needsh. Try it! (Goldmember now throws in a gratuitous "Where's Sergio?" and "Where's Black?")
 
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Also, never underestimate the pure sexual energy of exclusively using a CB radio for all your communication needs. Try it! (Goldmember now throws in a gratuitous "Where's Sergio?" and "Where's Black?")

But the only people you get to talk to are the kind of people likely to own a CB radio. This is not an encouraging thought when it comes to sex.
 
. This is not an encouraging thought when it comes to sex.
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At a truck stop (fueling station), near you.
 
haha Adrian, A friend's parents' mean parrot likes me enough to sit on me n hang out too.
Surprised his mom the first time he did it with a big crowd there to keep him normally reserved about coming out of his safe cage.
 
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