I'm still at a loss as to why she is still in the house.Two broken legs maybe? Well, if she's broken, he needs to look for a replacement.
Call me a "macho man," but I'd carry the chick and the gear at the same frickin time.
I could probably sling about five guitars around my neck and then carry one amp in each hand.
You lot are terrible guys, just sayin...
If I did that, the wife would have my nuts off with a rusty butter knife.