What would you grab ? lol

[Leedspool]

ha ha

 

[DonP]

What's she waiting for? There must be some more guitars in there

 

[eSGEe]

EXACTLY----

GRAB AN AMP HONEY AND COME ON!!!!!

 

[Chubbles]

Women? Eh, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Good guitars are harder to find!

 

[Session 5]

Not really.

 

[Gahr]

I could probably sling about five guitars around my neck and then carry one amp in each hand.

 

[eSGEe]

SO ---Im missing something --- is she not allowed to get her feet wet for some reason????
lol


Problem with this is he didnt marry a SWAMP girl

 

[Goldmember]

Call me a "macho man," but I'd carry the chick and the gear at the same frickin time.

 

[Session 5]

That's the way to do it Goldmember!

 

[guitarweasel]

Just one, an SG, that way if I ever found a boat during a flood, I could use it as a paddle.....

 

[smitty_p]

Judging by just the headstocks...

He has...what...maybe the sum total of $350.00 worth of guitars?

What’s wrong with you, dude!?!?

Drop the pawn shop fodder and get your wife outta there!

 

[eSGEe]

I WOULD LIKE TO STATE------they BLUR the "implied" wife----significant other--life partner -- DONT want to OFFEND---

he might TRULY be grabbing the BEST LOOKING CRAP IN HIS HOUSE Smitty----

just saying

 

[Vox AC30]

I'd most likely perish in the flames trying to make up my mind

 

[eSGEe]

Now THAT is an honest answer

 

[Mr Grumpy]

You lot are terrible guys, just sayin...

If I did that, the wife would have my nuts off with a rusty butter knife.

 

[Gahr]

I bet the wife in the window is cool with what he’s doing. She’s probably yelling to him that he forgot his SG.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

I bet the wife in the window is cool with what he’s doing. She’s probably yelling to him that he forgot his SG.

Carrying out the strats and others while forgetting an SG deserves a "bobbiting with a rusty toothpick, imho

 

[Gahr]

Carrying out the strats and others while forgetting an SG deserves a "bobbiting with a rusty toothpick, imho

Skinning with a dull spoon would be appropriate.

 

[Vox AC30]

Ya all only see the glass 1/2 empty not 1/2 full … obviously she is terrified that the guitars might get water damaged like the floods did in the Nashville storage facilities … the dude can easily get replaced by the arm candy. It's natures way! Especially since the guitars seem Asian based and she looks like a keeper 68' Les Paul w/ a late 50's stock body ! , so I'll call ya on the LP, AND RAISE YOU a 61' slab board strat and throw in a Dallas Rangemaster w/ an OC44 tranny!

 

[DonP]

I'm still at a loss as to why she is still in the house.Two broken legs maybe? Well, if she's broken, he needs to look for a replacement.