Welcome, POOP KNIFE

[POOP KNIFE]

Peasant...

I know right? I bet he thinks gold leaf is gold plated. Amateur peasant at best!

 

[mcblink]

Are you trying to make omelets?

More like a nice brown gravy

 

[Beagle]

This place is going down the pan faster than anybody ever imagined...

 

[dmatthews]

Poop knife, poop whisk, poop ladle... What's wrong with the classic pooper scooper?

 

[POOP KNIFE]

What some of us could really use might be a poop whisk.

But, as they say, wish in one hand and poop in the other...

What if I told you that you could buy just ONE meal and eat for the next five days? We have a re-recipe kit that is probably right up your alley....

The kit comes with all the essential re-cooking tools, including a whisk, that you need to get started. No more wishing! Begin your Re-eating Lifestyle today!

 

[dmatthews]

 

[Kerry Brown]

I modded my toilet so I no longer need a poop knife.

 

[POOP KNIFE]

Poop knife, poop whisk, poop ladle... What's wrong with the classic pooper scooper?

Nothing wrong with that at all. Everyone has their own preferences. I would hope that TTR fosters an all-inclusive environment.

 

[Ramo]

it started to stink in here

 

[POOP KNIFE]

Now that you mention it, I am more budget minded these days.... URL?

Let me get back to you on that. We are still tweaking the website UI to make it more suitable for one-handed navigation.

 

[Far Rider]

It figures. I get my Ambassadorship and whole the place goes to .

Oh, and Welcome!

 

[POOP KNIFE]

It figures. I get my Ambassadorship and the place goes to .

Oh, and Welcome!

Remember this is only one of infinite possible timelines so consider yourself lucky that you aren't a poop in this one because you wouldn't last half a second in my world! BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 

[Ramo]

It figures. I get my Ambassadorship and whole the place goes to .

Oh, and Welcome!

i spat my tea out, that poop cracked me up lol

 

[POOP KNIFE]

OH, you DON'T want this guy to post pictures, believe me, Wav!

Hey now! What's wrong with my gear? Everyone else gets to whip their poop knife out but I don't? That doesn't seem fair. Am I sensing a bit of knife envy?

 

[POOP KNIFE]

it started to stink in here
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Looks like my cousins work. He never cleans up the site after a job.

 

[guitarweasel]

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Aw man, I just ate my lunch........

 

[Astral Traveler]

Welcome!

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Oooh this all takes me back to the poop knife thread on MLP. How I wish I never had opened that thread..... How I wish....

 

[Astral Traveler]

I know I should be turned off to this contextually, but knowing this is likely cake batter or something like that makes me hungry.

I posted the welcome before reading the thread. After reading it I'm more convinced than ever thay you are all stark raving mad. Lunatics!

How can I be the only sane person on this forum?

 

[mcblink]

I wonder if @Sp8ctre makes poop knives yet? If he made a bunch of official TTR poop knives by golly, I'd buy one!