CWC bought a CNC, took it home in his GMC
Swapped his CBDs for THC and FUBARd his CAE
CBS came in with Q&A, they got his same old BS
He began LOLing so hard, they called the PD and FD
The SWAT and the DEA. Well he suddenly went AWOL
So they put out an APB for a POI, They were all like BOLO!
For old CWC, as he was probably DWI, and possibly CCW
But really you can YOLO with us, and hide out with your BFFs on TTR