We’ve All Just Been Pwned! The Theorbo.

[smitty_p]

Double necks?

Long scale? Short scale?

Six, seven, or eight string guitars?

Pffft...

And, again, I say...

Pffft!

They ain’t nuthin’!

Behold, the Theorbo!

 

[eSGEe]

kill it with FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Wow

 

[DonP]

And we moan about neck dive on an SG!

 

[Truss_rod]

I wouldn't advise swinging the guitar around your neck, it may just catapult you to the neighbors house.

 

[Gahr]

Does it come with a Floyd?

 

[smitty_p]

Does it come with a Floyd?

Alas, I don’t believe so!

Now, if we could figure out how to attach thirteen strings to a Bigsby...

 

[eSGEe]

Alas, I don’t believe so!

Now, if we could figure out how to attach thirteen strings to a Bigsby...

HACK!!!!
we have a project for you

 

[smitty_p]

HACK!!!!
we have a project for you

Aaaand, notice it has THREE sound hole rosettes.

@Hackmaster should feel right at home!

 

[eSGEe]

thats a word you dont here often --- thank heaven -----

rosettes

 

[Session 5]

I like the chocolate ones. Just to let you know we call these rosettes in Canada.

 

[syscokid]

Definitely takes some talent to play that monster...

 

[Hackmaster]

That would take some constructive Bigsbyology.

But just imagine a Floyd on there... Dive bomb, than an uppull with squeals.

 

[smitty_p]

That would take some constructive Bigsbyology.

But just imagine a Floyd on there... Dive bomb, than an uppull with squeals.

Just look at how wide that bridge is!

We're dealing with a hollow body, so I'm thinking something like a REALLY wide B7.

Whatcha think?

 

[Gahr]

I think this is the instrument used to record this song:

 

[Inspector #20]

Alas, I don’t believe so!

Now, if we could figure out how to attach thirteen strings to a Bigsby...

As if six string tuning issues were not enough...

 

[Inspector #20]

I think this is the instrument used to record this song:

 

[Hackmaster]

These zany cats really look like party boys...


Must be some gool ol' foot soaking music. Or the clumsy oaf just stepped into the spitoon.

You decide.

 

[Inspector #20]

Sir Floyd Rosicrucian - ancestor of Floyd Rose - contemplates how to live forever in the minds of man by designing a tremolo - a device revealed to him by a demon in a dream - that will cause aggravation for centuries...

 

[Hackmaster]

Sir Floyd Rosicrucian - ancestor of Floyd Rose - contemplates how to live forever in the minds of man by designing a tremolo - a device revealed to him by a demon in a dream - that will cause aggravation for centuries...

Check out the ashtray, dude was torquing on a bowl of ganja.