TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Our four remaining rock stars were handed the opportunity of a lifetime.
Complete creative control of a concept album at the top of their musical game.
They were affirmed any album they would make, on whatever modern social topic
would bend minds, and change the world.
For better? For Worse? Who's to judge all these lofty creative ideas?
The winner of this vote gets to lovingly caress the idol of toanwood
a free pass into the final three. SUPER DESIRABLE!
In order of submission for Chapter 22
First we have Barbarian Bob's outfit blowing up the studio beyond repair extracting and refracting this:
BRUTAL SEX departs from their party boy, sex, drugs, and rock n roll style of music in BURNING MARBLE. This album is a commentary on today’s world, grim and unyielding sprinkled with messages of hope.
The title track, Burning Marble, sets the tone for the album. Slow and hard hitting, A commentary on today’s world with a message of hope.
Shoot ‘em Bang Bang is about children being unsafe to “go run and play as shoot em bang bang steals their joy away” with a creepy chorus riff that catches you off guard.
World Devoured compares the human race as a dark devouring organism, an odd time musical score.
Silent Killer a metaphor about a pandemic hiding in plain sight, thrashy fast metal
Spartans when a world power goes after “Modern-day Spartans ready to give their all”, thumpy hard old school metal riffs.
Lost Soul this song is a part two of SPARTANS, people displaced by the strife of war, riffs reminiscent of Sabbath.
The B side brings more hard hitting music
The Race can be interpreted in many ways, are the cars racing around the track about race, religion, sexual preference? It speaks to everyone differently. Thrashy riffs, screaming solos, this song hits home!
Generations from the greatest generation to now, people have changed with lines like “A world where strength and wisdom seem to fade from sight as generations go by”, BRUTAL SEX brings it!!
Pawns in the Game describes people being tricked by those in power, angry riffs help tell the tale.
Unwilling soldier “we all fight to get ahead and it’s a war into which we are bred” need I say more, the struggle of life is real and BRUTAL SEX didn’t let fame and fortune cloud their memory of it. with thunderous bass lines you can feel the weight of this song
Extinction a world in danger of extinction because of differences but there is still hope, the final message from the members of BRUTAL SEX tribal drums and high gain guitar riffs make this a must listen!
If you are brave enough to slip this into your CD player, and hit play, this is what just the first taste of an all out audio assault
NEXT We had McMeister Metal come fresh out of the studio with his World-Changing hot wax
It’s when the $hit hits the fan and you now call in the artillery to save your own hide.
So side one we have BAD LOVE as the lead off. It about dealing with bad relationships.
Whit a dose of steady rock.
Gutter Shuffle is a take on the homeless souls we see everywhere. and a pay it forward to an old band from the 80’s.
Defective is a mind splitting, manner of the lost souls.. that treats you to a busy piece of a Priest influence.
# 2 is a spontaneous piece we put together in our second rehearsal. Doesn’t really fit the theme, but we wanted it on the record
Sea of Life is a strong faith inspired piece of trying to mend all that is broken, with a generous dose of heavy healing guitars.
Runaway is how the lost souls got there to begin with, (on some of them) fast paced hard rocking bit.
Side 2
Locomotive this is a train that is out of control and going down hill.. A very hard hitter.. especially when at any moment the $hit is going to hit the fan.
F# fast an furious, with a Metallica vibe
Predator the evil looking one on our cover,, death an delusional out comes of the street walking fools of the night.
Shadows in the Mirror Another Priest inspired rocker, and an inspiration to help the street walkers, see the damage they have submitted themselves to.
TRASH Another fast paced heavy hitting long piece what will happen when you can only stare at the ground, and not lift your head up and deal with every day life.
WHITE NOISE A cool and rocking composition that your brain signals, when you have had to much of the Shadows in the mirror.
BONUS TRACK
D.O.D. (Day of Days) Mic Miesters way of paying respect to the years gone past June 6 1944 and to firmly plant a foot in this month , of something to hold with pride in your heart.
After you spark a bowl, lay this on the turntable, crank up the volume and here's how it opens
NEXT we have Heinous Anus with his FiveSkin band outing those who hold dominion over us, of hope, hopelessness, and then maybe some hope again, woven together in the timeless scatological theme
Songlist:
MONUMENTS OF $HIT - an ode to where we came from, and where we're headed
TWO EVILS - a peaceful serenade that tells the tale of two figures, neither choice better than the other
FALSE IDOLS - a quick banger about what some might call "worship" of certain people
KENOSHA KID - a story about a small town kid who legally defended himself
LAND OF THE FALLEN HEROES - a song that remembers the former glory of what used to be
AR-15 VACCINE - one person's take on two different serious issues in the fabric of society leading up to it's inevitable collapse
BETWEEN ROCK & HARD PLACE - an illustration of the choices one man faced with no apparently good options
DISCLOSURE - a song about the government finally admitting things long known by those paying attention
GENDER OFFENDER - a sonata about a ...person... who may or may not offend you, others, or the laws of biology or ...mankind
JUNIOR'S LAPTOP -a quick rundown of the computer that almost damned the system
FECALITH - a headbanger that tells of what we will leave behind for incoming generations if we don't change course
The opening riff is some experimental musical mode called McBlinkian, and it may twist your head off and drop a steamy deuce right down your neck hole
Finally, rounding out our top four, Don Dagger of Squatcher brings his green concept which might save the whole dang planet!
The Way She Goes
The new concept album from Squatcher, “The Way She Goes”, paints a picture of the stark realization that we, as a species, are sucking the life out of this world. As we finally realize the problems of overpopulation, and taxing our environmental resources, we find the most bitter pill left for us…Is this mass of humanity too large for our environment to bear?…it may already be too late.
1: The Glade - Care free child’s play turns to something larger…more…frightening.
2: The Hunt - Something went wrong back there. Vengeance is sought.
3: Eyes Wide - Another view is presented, and it seems shockingly righteous.
4: Open and Shut - Everything comes into focus, and yet, everything is questionable.
5: Stalker - Other seekers are out there…beware.
6: Watcher - Secrets are protected by the watcher.
7: Sleeper - The sleeper awakens.
8: Cell - A band of like minded individuals bond together, sharing their observations.
9: Rust - Everything seems a bit rough around the joints…this may be coming apart soon.
10: Entropy - Has it all gone too far? There seems to be no escape now.
11: “42” - This is it? The end of the trail? The Way She Goes…Why is there a rabbit bone in my beard?
Dagger shows his Studio Studliness with "Way She Goes" The opening track "The Glade" begins with an eerie, foresty, folksy, down-falling intro, that gives way to a bulldozer riff, set to clear-cut your world
LINK TO THE GLADE RIFF
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OK my friends, players, former players, anyone watching.... all Tone Rooms members, we are getting places!
Look at the work these fellas put into this. They WANT THE THRONE OF TOAN!!!! But there's only room for one ass on it!
WHO WILL IT BE??????
A 48 hour vote session. In the event of a vote tie, the earliest submission will win. Jethro will announce the allocation
of his three bonus points tomorrow night, approx 24 hours before the vote ends.
Complete creative control of a concept album at the top of their musical game.
They were affirmed any album they would make, on whatever modern social topic
would bend minds, and change the world.
For better? For Worse? Who's to judge all these lofty creative ideas?
The winner of this vote gets to lovingly caress the idol of toanwood
a free pass into the final three. SUPER DESIRABLE!
In order of submission for Chapter 22
First we have Barbarian Bob's outfit blowing up the studio beyond repair extracting and refracting this:
BRUTAL SEX departs from their party boy, sex, drugs, and rock n roll style of music in BURNING MARBLE. This album is a commentary on today’s world, grim and unyielding sprinkled with messages of hope.
The title track, Burning Marble, sets the tone for the album. Slow and hard hitting, A commentary on today’s world with a message of hope.
Shoot ‘em Bang Bang is about children being unsafe to “go run and play as shoot em bang bang steals their joy away” with a creepy chorus riff that catches you off guard.
World Devoured compares the human race as a dark devouring organism, an odd time musical score.
Silent Killer a metaphor about a pandemic hiding in plain sight, thrashy fast metal
Spartans when a world power goes after “Modern-day Spartans ready to give their all”, thumpy hard old school metal riffs.
Lost Soul this song is a part two of SPARTANS, people displaced by the strife of war, riffs reminiscent of Sabbath.
The B side brings more hard hitting music
The Race can be interpreted in many ways, are the cars racing around the track about race, religion, sexual preference? It speaks to everyone differently. Thrashy riffs, screaming solos, this song hits home!
Generations from the greatest generation to now, people have changed with lines like “A world where strength and wisdom seem to fade from sight as generations go by”, BRUTAL SEX brings it!!
Pawns in the Game describes people being tricked by those in power, angry riffs help tell the tale.
Unwilling soldier “we all fight to get ahead and it’s a war into which we are bred” need I say more, the struggle of life is real and BRUTAL SEX didn’t let fame and fortune cloud their memory of it. with thunderous bass lines you can feel the weight of this song
Extinction a world in danger of extinction because of differences but there is still hope, the final message from the members of BRUTAL SEX tribal drums and high gain guitar riffs make this a must listen!
If you are brave enough to slip this into your CD player, and hit play, this is what just the first taste of an all out audio assault
NEXT We had McMeister Metal come fresh out of the studio with his World-Changing hot wax
It’s when the $hit hits the fan and you now call in the artillery to save your own hide.
So side one we have BAD LOVE as the lead off. It about dealing with bad relationships.
Whit a dose of steady rock.
Gutter Shuffle is a take on the homeless souls we see everywhere. and a pay it forward to an old band from the 80’s.
Defective is a mind splitting, manner of the lost souls.. that treats you to a busy piece of a Priest influence.
# 2 is a spontaneous piece we put together in our second rehearsal. Doesn’t really fit the theme, but we wanted it on the record
Sea of Life is a strong faith inspired piece of trying to mend all that is broken, with a generous dose of heavy healing guitars.
Runaway is how the lost souls got there to begin with, (on some of them) fast paced hard rocking bit.
Side 2
Locomotive this is a train that is out of control and going down hill.. A very hard hitter.. especially when at any moment the $hit is going to hit the fan.
F# fast an furious, with a Metallica vibe
Predator the evil looking one on our cover,, death an delusional out comes of the street walking fools of the night.
Shadows in the Mirror Another Priest inspired rocker, and an inspiration to help the street walkers, see the damage they have submitted themselves to.
TRASH Another fast paced heavy hitting long piece what will happen when you can only stare at the ground, and not lift your head up and deal with every day life.
WHITE NOISE A cool and rocking composition that your brain signals, when you have had to much of the Shadows in the mirror.
BONUS TRACK
D.O.D. (Day of Days) Mic Miesters way of paying respect to the years gone past June 6 1944 and to firmly plant a foot in this month , of something to hold with pride in your heart.
After you spark a bowl, lay this on the turntable, crank up the volume and here's how it opens
NEXT we have Heinous Anus with his FiveSkin band outing those who hold dominion over us, of hope, hopelessness, and then maybe some hope again, woven together in the timeless scatological theme
Songlist:
MONUMENTS OF $HIT - an ode to where we came from, and where we're headed
TWO EVILS - a peaceful serenade that tells the tale of two figures, neither choice better than the other
FALSE IDOLS - a quick banger about what some might call "worship" of certain people
KENOSHA KID - a story about a small town kid who legally defended himself
LAND OF THE FALLEN HEROES - a song that remembers the former glory of what used to be
AR-15 VACCINE - one person's take on two different serious issues in the fabric of society leading up to it's inevitable collapse
BETWEEN ROCK & HARD PLACE - an illustration of the choices one man faced with no apparently good options
DISCLOSURE - a song about the government finally admitting things long known by those paying attention
GENDER OFFENDER - a sonata about a ...person... who may or may not offend you, others, or the laws of biology or ...mankind
JUNIOR'S LAPTOP -a quick rundown of the computer that almost damned the system
FECALITH - a headbanger that tells of what we will leave behind for incoming generations if we don't change course
The opening riff is some experimental musical mode called McBlinkian, and it may twist your head off and drop a steamy deuce right down your neck hole
Finally, rounding out our top four, Don Dagger of Squatcher brings his green concept which might save the whole dang planet!
The Way She Goes
The new concept album from Squatcher, “The Way She Goes”, paints a picture of the stark realization that we, as a species, are sucking the life out of this world. As we finally realize the problems of overpopulation, and taxing our environmental resources, we find the most bitter pill left for us…Is this mass of humanity too large for our environment to bear?…it may already be too late.
1: The Glade - Care free child’s play turns to something larger…more…frightening.
2: The Hunt - Something went wrong back there. Vengeance is sought.
3: Eyes Wide - Another view is presented, and it seems shockingly righteous.
4: Open and Shut - Everything comes into focus, and yet, everything is questionable.
5: Stalker - Other seekers are out there…beware.
6: Watcher - Secrets are protected by the watcher.
7: Sleeper - The sleeper awakens.
8: Cell - A band of like minded individuals bond together, sharing their observations.
9: Rust - Everything seems a bit rough around the joints…this may be coming apart soon.
10: Entropy - Has it all gone too far? There seems to be no escape now.
11: “42” - This is it? The end of the trail? The Way She Goes…Why is there a rabbit bone in my beard?
Dagger shows his Studio Studliness with "Way She Goes" The opening track "The Glade" begins with an eerie, foresty, folksy, down-falling intro, that gives way to a bulldozer riff, set to clear-cut your world
LINK TO THE GLADE RIFF
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
OK my friends, players, former players, anyone watching.... all Tone Rooms members, we are getting places!
Look at the work these fellas put into this. They WANT THE THRONE OF TOAN!!!! But there's only room for one ass on it!
WHO WILL IT BE??????
A 48 hour vote session. In the event of a vote tie, the earliest submission will win. Jethro will announce the allocation
of his three bonus points tomorrow night, approx 24 hours before the vote ends.
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