TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Sadly after this vote one of you will become goat farmer, making goat cheese, herding goats, and all those other lovely goat farmer things.
Before we vote, I promised we'd list some penalties, bonuses etc. Cowboy has been real busy.
Four of our awesome and now suddenly quite famous bands get -2 votes for picking names that other bands already have. Shame.
These are Last Resort, Fiveskin, Danger Us and Bad Axis. Way she goes boys. This is picking a band name rule number one, duh!
-5 points to Wasteland of Sleep for sleeping through "Pedalboard Party" Chapter 15, no submission
For Chapter 16 Cowboy sees several signature guitars that don't even have a cool name, that makes marketing them real hard.
Jett Roxxs' , McMeister Metals' and Heinous Anus gave us "whatevers" so that's a big -1 for each of you on that. What were you thinking?
I wanted to give Jett Roxx -1 for the most turdtastic graphics job on his pick, and -1 to Thunderskull for spelling his own name wrong on his pick.
Cowboy got me to lay off for those two, he says the embarrassment alone for you fellas should be enough punishment.
+2 to Barbarian Bob for a just a great and inspiring story right out of the gate, but -1 for making me google "Brutal Sex "
Best most unique guitar with actual unique Signature instrument plausibility, even though it is an abomination, +1 to Barbarian Bob
Best pick package to McMeister Metal +1
+1 bonus to Fiveskin Heinous for the most creative game-changing guitar features.
Thunder's trace Element 15 is cool and all, but he never said what it did other than it being dangerous, so what's even the point? Selling thousands of units of that seems more like a legal liability than deserving of any reward. Plus, if the element is so extremely rare, pretty hard to deliver 7,500 units, which is how it went, so a cool $3.75 Million dollars for each of you on this deal.
The rest of you? Your game-changing features where pretty ho-hum. An e-bow feature? Why not a Theremin instead? Way cooler.
So, I know I'm going to end up hating what I did with all these points, but that's where we are heading into the elimination vote.
This will take a period of 48 HOURS, twice as long, so if you need support, you'll have a chance to muster it up.
ALL TOAN ROOMIE MEMBERS ARE URGED TO VOTE VOTE VOTE
you get SIX VOTES EACH USE THEM ALL AT ONE TIME
In Chapter 16 our remaining seven Game of Toans competitors were asked to create Signature Guitars with two Game-Changing features.
In two days one of you will become known forever TTR's Lonely Goat Turd
Before we vote, I promised we'd list some penalties, bonuses etc. Cowboy has been real busy.
Four of our awesome and now suddenly quite famous bands get -2 votes for picking names that other bands already have. Shame.
These are Last Resort, Fiveskin, Danger Us and Bad Axis. Way she goes boys. This is picking a band name rule number one, duh!
-5 points to Wasteland of Sleep for sleeping through "Pedalboard Party" Chapter 15, no submission
For Chapter 16 Cowboy sees several signature guitars that don't even have a cool name, that makes marketing them real hard.
Jett Roxxs' , McMeister Metals' and Heinous Anus gave us "whatevers" so that's a big -1 for each of you on that. What were you thinking?
I wanted to give Jett Roxx -1 for the most turdtastic graphics job on his pick, and -1 to Thunderskull for spelling his own name wrong on his pick.
Cowboy got me to lay off for those two, he says the embarrassment alone for you fellas should be enough punishment.
+2 to Barbarian Bob for a just a great and inspiring story right out of the gate, but -1 for making me google "Brutal Sex "
Best most unique guitar with actual unique Signature instrument plausibility, even though it is an abomination, +1 to Barbarian Bob
Best pick package to McMeister Metal +1
+1 bonus to Fiveskin Heinous for the most creative game-changing guitar features.
Thunder's trace Element 15 is cool and all, but he never said what it did other than it being dangerous, so what's even the point? Selling thousands of units of that seems more like a legal liability than deserving of any reward. Plus, if the element is so extremely rare, pretty hard to deliver 7,500 units, which is how it went, so a cool $3.75 Million dollars for each of you on this deal.
The rest of you? Your game-changing features where pretty ho-hum. An e-bow feature? Why not a Theremin instead? Way cooler.
So, I know I'm going to end up hating what I did with all these points, but that's where we are heading into the elimination vote.
This will take a period of 48 HOURS, twice as long, so if you need support, you'll have a chance to muster it up.
ALL TOAN ROOMIE MEMBERS ARE URGED TO VOTE VOTE VOTE
you get SIX VOTES EACH USE THEM ALL AT ONE TIME
In Chapter 16 our remaining seven Game of Toans competitors were asked to create Signature Guitars with two Game-Changing features.
In two days one of you will become known forever TTR's Lonely Goat Turd
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