TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Our four remaining superstars are on the tippy toppy cusp of MEGA-Stardom!!!!
Because of that, an old group of friends, a charity concern, called in a favour to help out
with a fundraising song/campaign/concert. The simple answer "NO" was not an option.
They were tasked to come up with an earnest "plea for help" song, with lyrics, and mention
who sang what parts.
They were allowed to recruit ONE other Rock Star into the collaboration, and endure a few other
Celebrity characters also recruited by the charity who were less than ideal for the project.
Here's what they came up with in order of submission:
Heinous Anus of FiveSkin posted this, mere minutes before dropping his hard-earned immunity idol
(suffers half a point penalty for not mentioning who sang what).
Barbarian Bob of Brutal Sex
Also suffers half a point penalty for no singer designation
McMeister Metal of Bad Axis
IAATE = I am allergic to everything
Don Dagger of Squatcher:
OK Cowboy awards a sharing of the one Earnestness point via the lyrics .5 to Heinous and .5 to Barbarian Bob,
effective cancelling out the penalty points for not designating who sang what. It would have been funnier if they did.
Most Strange Collection of Characters bonus point is another shared .5 to Barbarian Bob and .5 to Donnie Dagger.
And, just because cowboy laughed so hard, he almost shat his chaps, (thankfully, all chaps happen to be assless),
one whole extra unannounced bonus point to Donnie, for perhaps the best submission in the game so far.
Cowboy and I imagined this song in our heads going through it, and almost every line is a freaking GEM!
Those points will be added to the vote total tomorrow. In the event of a tie, earliest submission wins.
The Rockstar with the LOWEST NUMBER OF VOTES WILL be extricated from a fiery gruesome supercar crash,
in about 35 separate, and barely recognizable pieces.
The vote poll will last for 24 hours, while Barbarian Bob does his rehab thing, though we all know it's futile.
We will pick up on the game when he returns on the 24th of June.
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE All Members of the Tone Rooms invited to weigh these submissions VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
Can you see how hard these guys are working? OMG. Baring their creative souls and providing everyone with killah entertainments.
These are your brothers, everyone who votes gets three, use them all at once. This is a BLIND vote.
For ELIMINATION.
When this round is over, we will be down to a final three rockstars.
The vote ends in 24 hours, then a week long breather before the second last challenge of the Game of Toans.
Because of that, an old group of friends, a charity concern, called in a favour to help out
with a fundraising song/campaign/concert. The simple answer "NO" was not an option.
They were tasked to come up with an earnest "plea for help" song, with lyrics, and mention
who sang what parts.
They were allowed to recruit ONE other Rock Star into the collaboration, and endure a few other
Celebrity characters also recruited by the charity who were less than ideal for the project.
Here's what they came up with in order of submission:
Heinous Anus of FiveSkin posted this, mere minutes before dropping his hard-earned immunity idol
(suffers half a point penalty for not mentioning who sang what).
Barbarian Bob of Brutal Sex
Also suffers half a point penalty for no singer designation
McMeister Metal of Bad Axis
IAATE = I am allergic to everything
Don Dagger of Squatcher:
OK Cowboy awards a sharing of the one Earnestness point via the lyrics .5 to Heinous and .5 to Barbarian Bob,
effective cancelling out the penalty points for not designating who sang what. It would have been funnier if they did.
Most Strange Collection of Characters bonus point is another shared .5 to Barbarian Bob and .5 to Donnie Dagger.
And, just because cowboy laughed so hard, he almost shat his chaps, (thankfully, all chaps happen to be assless),
one whole extra unannounced bonus point to Donnie, for perhaps the best submission in the game so far.
Cowboy and I imagined this song in our heads going through it, and almost every line is a freaking GEM!
Those points will be added to the vote total tomorrow. In the event of a tie, earliest submission wins.
The Rockstar with the LOWEST NUMBER OF VOTES WILL be extricated from a fiery gruesome supercar crash,
in about 35 separate, and barely recognizable pieces.
The vote poll will last for 24 hours, while Barbarian Bob does his rehab thing, though we all know it's futile.
We will pick up on the game when he returns on the 24th of June.
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE All Members of the Tone Rooms invited to weigh these submissions VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
Can you see how hard these guys are working? OMG. Baring their creative souls and providing everyone with killah entertainments.
These are your brothers, everyone who votes gets three, use them all at once. This is a BLIND vote.
For ELIMINATION.
When this round is over, we will be down to a final three rockstars.
The vote ends in 24 hours, then a week long breather before the second last challenge of the Game of Toans.
