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Vinsanitizer said:
You keep getting it wrong, Leonard. It wasn't the squirrels I hated, it was the chipmunks that would chirp in the trees all day, who kept on pissing me off until I was pissed off.

Squirrels only entered the discussion because there were no videos of chipmunk chuckers at the time.

Here is an photo of said rodentia. These chirped loudly in the trees until I literally passed out on the floor from all the anger inside:
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I feel your pain Vinny-tits... Squirrels were my nemesis. Keep up the good work, and I might buy you a Red Ryder Magnum for Christmas..
 
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I've been thinking...

Wouldn't it be more efficient and less expensive to simply beam the whole human over at once, instead of breaking him down into millions of separate pixels, and then reassembling him on the other side at the risk of losing a certain percentage of pixels?
 
Yeah... but you would have a good excuse in case you're not particularly, uhm, well endowed. "I know, honey, but they didn't factor compression in when I was there...".
 
Trust me, Vin, it's not funny. If you think size doesn't matter, think again. It's been hard over the years. Only after reading this book did I find some comfort...

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