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froman5150 said:
If you believe that the earth is flat i submit to you to become a member of the pastafarian brotherhood ,wear of the colander and anointed in maranara to be touched by his noodley appendage Rame'n
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Oh I've been a fellow Pastafarian in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for about a decade or so. Only the craziest folks in this world would deny the glorious roundness of the Earth, as it was created in His image: his Divine Meatballs. To deny the roundness of the Earth is thus, heresy!

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"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen."
 
Clockworkmike said:
Oh I've been a fellow Pastafarian in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for about a decade or so. Only the craziest folks in this world would deny the glorious roundness of the Earth, as it was created in His image: his Divine Meatballs. To deny the roundness of the Earth is thus, heresy!

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"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen."
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Mike. That could have been my entire dorms prayer every night.
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
Mike. That could have been my entire dorms prayer every night.
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Right?? Lol

And according to the concepts in The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, there's a higher plan here and i quote the following lmao

"It appears that a college education has been given an artificially high price tag in order to leave students with little money left over for the basic requirements of living. Burdened by poverty, students are induced to drink cheap beer and eat past--in short, they are forced to act like Pirates and Pastafarians--and we can only conclude that this is some part of His greater plan to spread FSMism.”

“It’s an accepted fact that there are an uncanny amount of Ramen noodles and dried pastas on college campuses, which provide cheap nutrition for students, thus allowing them to afford more beer. This point yet another finger at the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s influence. Clearly, He is at work in our institutions of higher learning, and this can only bode well for the country’s future.”
 
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