TVvoodoo's Straplab

I love the ghetto sneeze-shield on your half-stack, but that strap and guitar match is kinda off. Beautiful understated rock machine is begging for attention, can't get none. Strap hollers " HEY!! Look @MAYY!! I'm way too awesome! YEAH BABY!!!"

HNGD!!!
 
I love the ghetto sneeze-shield on your half-stack, but that strap and guitar match is kinda off. Beautiful understated rock machine is begging for attention, can't get none. Strap hollers " HEY!! Look @MAYY!! I'm way too awesome! YEAH BABY!!!"

HNGD!!!
Hey that ghetto dust shield cost about 85cents and i can use it if i need to when i cut the grass!
But this one i have had for a bit but i like it a-lot comfy and light weight i know
1 strap per guitar but sometimes you are just waiting for the right one to catch your eye and keep you well Hung!
 
After rudimentary designments and engineerification I cut up that 1×8 like a mad beaver.

It was pulled under my deck so I hadda yank out a bunch of knarly nails and such then hit it the pieces with some 60 grit ... Not too much I don't want this thing looking like a finely-finished piece of Austrian furniture like the Master Wood Artisan deep inside me.
Hmmm don't like much the sounds of that

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No fricken' danger of that emerging LOL! I'm the guy behind 20% of the collapsing bookshelves on youtube.
Here's the first put-together after minutes and minutes of careful painstaking construction

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Countersunk screws, and glue
even ** chefs kiss**

Who's pickin' up on what I'm layin' down?

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Even to a guy like me who's rather guitar strap oriented, there are probably less than ten or fifteen "signature" type strapstles that can be almost immediately linked to a specific artist. But I wonder if some of you here can recognize this one now on the bench?

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Today was a big day of carving, beveling and tooling.

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An unusually large name outline, and some of the craziest-looking leaves ever tooled.

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This won't be an exact/exact replica, but certainly immediately familiar to some once it's done (I HOPE!).
There's still quite yet a bit to go on it, but the next few steps are going to reveal it pretty distinctly.
Those who can guess it, chime in with the third letter of the original owners first name!

Those who can't, wait until you are more sure, and watch it all come together.

I've been wanting to build one of these for years now.. finally the request came in. But I also had to buy some
special leather tools I don't have around here... so it's going to take a bit of a wait to git' 'er done complete.
 
I can't believe nobody even had a guess. Well now pretty much half of you are surely gonna get it, if you know your onions
White leaves and outlined letters in the same...

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Cuttin' in with the black dye... this was quite a chore for my old shakey hands and bleary eyes

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Pretty sure this is going to give it away now... As you can see I am suffering from Black Thumb, but it's not fatal

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I'm now waiting for a special punch to do something called "Buckstitchin'" along the perimeter. Never done it before, but
it don't look like rocket science. Besides, when you don't know how to do something, there's always Youtube waiting to be used
as a crutch LOL! Other big thing, couple days ago i had the left side mower spindle blow up on my garden tractor, bearing pretty
much disintegrated, so getting at that issue on the side has taken up a bit of straplab time.

Also today I made some genocide leather in "old Gold" for some genocides coming up...


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This lamb leather stuff comes embossed in plain old vegtan, I got a four step process that gets me to here.
Takes time, but it's also kind of fun.

Rest in Peace Robbie. See you somewhere down the crazy river. Man you made some GREAT music over the years.

 
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Today off the bench a series of five that I've been trying to bring home for a few days while working on other stuff.
A brand new "1969" Series strap called Dizzy, named for another rather confounding song of that year


Black leather, and a flip/flop in metallic gold paisley swirls, deep burgundy flowers, browns and almost blacks on this ribbon... quite striking!
It wasn't ribbon to begin with, It was a ladies silk pajama something... but I cut it into strips and made ribbon out of it.

I can't help myself when I see super sexy materials like this... I gotta put it on a strap!

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Material seems to move and change colours from dark to light as you move from side to side a bit.
It looks a bit more burgundy that it actually is in photos, it

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I imagine this with a wine red custom, or somesuch, thinking of trying one of these on my torted out gold strat too

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Some custom stuff going on in the background... about 30% of what I do ends up as custom stuff. Usually that sort of stuff ends up requiring a fair bit extra time, so I don't feel bad asking for a bit more for these. I love making imagined ideas become reality for special guitars, and special guitarists!

Gonzo wanted a genocide style strap with the silver skulls on black for a silver sparkle guitar, but he also had an extra need for a broken heart theme... I came up with a few ideas for him at various different price points...

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He picked number two, the bottom heart style and I set to work...

First tooling the broken heart emblems, which are only about 2" across, dyeing them black, and of course,
also making the black/silver genocide leather

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Then the next day, today, here I am after assembling the bits and pieces, the padding out and sewing...
Final step.. clearcoating the hearts so they can shine on for a long time. I think three coats will do it

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When stuff like this is going on, I'll typically have a few pots on the stove... in the background I have this one also moving along slowly.
This is a bit of a mindbender including a filigree/inset sort of thing with added maple leaves, and a name cut into the body of the strap.

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This one is going a bit slower for me as it's new territory for me... and I am grateful that I have been spending some time working on my detail and decorative sewing. That really helped, so it's working out pretty good so far!
 
First off, why not some semi-hollow gatpr0n? Troy was hemming and hawing over several Well-Hung straps but settled on "Lunch With Lucifer" for his Cherry Heritage. maybe not the match I would have made, I was steering him towards a black "Basket Case" but he's diggin' lucifer

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"When I got my new H-535 I was stoked until I realized I had neck hang on the strap I picked out. I recalled seeing Well-Hung straps on Reverb. I reached out with questions and I got an immediate response with strap suggestions and pics. This strap caught my eye and you also recommended it so I purchased it based on trust and gut feel. After receiving it I am so glad I did. It’s soft, comfy and no neck hang! Truly a lifer strap. Impeccable craftsmanship-keep doing what you do-it’s your calling!" Troy H in Wisconsin

This morning, a Black Velvet Jaguar pounced into the Reverb shop with a with a blood curdling roar. Saw this ultra sexy material on a pair of ladies' dungarees... once I convinced her to wriggle out of 'em, I quickly grabbed 'em up and headed direct to the Straplab.

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I work mostly in leather, probably about 75% of my straps? But when I can find a robust cloth material that makes my creative synapses fire, I'll gladly make a strap out of it. Cloth straps seem to have a special way of molding to your body, that really makes them feel like "home."
 
Something a bit unique and different from the regular. About a dozen years ago I started at this strapping thing with an antique Singer sewing machine that I hot-rodded for lighter leathers. Put on a motor about double the regular power, and a heavier flywheel for extra punch power.
At the time I was purchasing leather coats from thrift stores for like twelve or fifteen dollars and chopping them up for straps.

Well, as I recall, one day I snatched up this really long overcoat style piece, with very 70's styling to it... you know, huge collar and lapels, massive cuffs, a matching belt... the whole deal... super dated-looking but beautiful leather, kept up in great condition. Had a makers' tag on the inside from West Germany. I live near an air force Base and I find a lot of interesting items get thrifted that ended up to come from Europe, as a lot of our local service people do tours in NATO bases.

As a side note, I've deconstructed leather jackets made in many countries, and I find those made in Canada, and Germany seem significantly better in construction, at least from the 70's and 80's than many other nations, and generally higher quality leathers too.

Anyway - I chopped that funky thing up into probably five or six straps back then, but kept aside this one length which I had cut from the center part of the back of the jacket... put it aside because I thought it was real interesting, didn't quite know what to do with it! Has these expanding folds sewn in the up and down... I believe it's called a "gusset."

This week I made it complete.... Meet "Gusset" ...which has now become a rather cool and elegant guitar strap, one of a kind too!

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Deep rich mahogany/wine, almost nearing oxblood tones, buttery garment leather.
The leather is in beautiful shape for it's age, well-conditioned now too, so it'll have many more years ahead.

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Nicely matched to heavier leather ends I found here in the shop for the nose and ladder/tail ends. Unique and elegant strap, with the soon-to-be-legendary Well-Hung comfort built in! Approx 43-58" It'll be up in the store shortly If I can get my act together here!
 
If you've been watching this thread even casually, you are probably well aware of the Shock & Awe military strap, that actually kind of started it all for me about 12 or 13 years ago. At that time I had found some really cool 3" wide Korean War surplus cotton webbing that was pretty thick and soft, just magnificent to work with, and I picked up all they had. For the past couple years I've been looking to source more of the same, without luck.

Maybe about eight months ago, I did take a chance on this roll of Military surplus webbing from Australia of all places. Shipping to me was rather expensive and it was pretty pricey too, listed at just over 3" wide. When it came in, I had walked to the post office, about four blocks, and carrying this monster roll on my shoulder back home was quite a chore! Must weigh about forty-five pounds!

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Unfortunately, or fortunately, (depending on how a fella looks at it), it's both wider, at 3.25" and not near as "thick" or meaty as the original milspec webbing I'm used to. It is cotton, so it's got that going for it, which is world's away nicer to the touch than poly web, but it's not the original dark olive drab. This stuff is more a lighter "deserty olive." Still have maybe 15 yards of the first 3" stuff, but it feels that the original Shock & Awe original individually numbered and patched series will reach it's end, and I'll reserve what's remaining for military career customs. The last one I made was #99 anyway. Seems like a nice place to stop, but I want to replace it with something similar, maybe even better!

I'm now taking a new approach to a military-style guitar strap utilizing this new Aussie webbing, trying some stuff, prototyping. I put myself in the mindset of how the military might actually make a guitar strap... keep it super trusty, light, compact, but simple, stripped down. Maybe not so pretty to look at, but definitely super practical and utilitarian. The military may also not be real famous for making human comfort a top priority, but rest assured there is no damn way I will compromise on that!

Overall, my aim is to make the lightest, strongest, most utilitarian comfort guitar strap available anywhere, and it's going to look like it actually might belong on a .50 M2 "Ma Deuce" machine gun, rocket launcher, whatever. If you of the type that can make your guitar can fire off a devasting spray of up to 550 NPM*, or level an audience with just one face destroying note, this might be the strap for you!

This week, I've started with the first three protos... This new series loosely/tentatively titled "Axe Warrior."
Tried my hand at making some tags for the first run yesterday, these are kind of fun!

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I may get pro-badging down the road for these, but for my first run of ten or so, I need to see how they sell first, weigh the initial reviews coming in. This badge just running some cotton denim through my printer LOL! Still trying to decide exactly how this strap will adjust in the end. It must be simple, secure, and fast. For the first one completed today, I've worked in a modified take on the much-loved double D-ring setup from the Shock & Awe series, seems fitting to carry that innovation over.

I had one person of the over 100 original Shock & Awes complain his was slipping down on him. I suspect he removed the tail strap then somehow re-installed it improperly, because when I send them out, the harder you pull down it, the tighter it gets. Because this webbing seems slightly grippier/rougher texture than the other, These will NOT move, even under what I figure I can muster up, about fifty/sixty pounds of pull. You can adjust your guitar level upwards quick and easy by easing down on the outside end, lowering it takes a bit of doing.

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I am doubling over this 3.25" strappage onto itself, and stitching it together to get a 1-5/8-ish" skinny strap that carries the weight. REAL STRONG! That skinny strap goes through a 15" shoulder pad, in the floating pad style, the support strap running through two leather tabs, and a center "epaulet" with my Well-Hung badging on it. In my tests so far, this is NOWHERE near what a traditional floating pad feels like. It's absolutely luxurious! Fully padded with two kinds of padding, both EPDM and memory foam, so it compresses just beautifully. AT 3-1/4 wide, lots of surface are to spread weight outside your pressure points. The two I've sort of have made so far are lined with suede leather against the shoulder. The suede and the padding keeps the pad in place on your shoulder. Yet, if you work it just right, you can still slide the web through the pad to move around. It's frickin' perfect!

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In my initial tests with this one shown, I estimate a normal guy could bear a guitar for up to twice as long a period over most regular 2" wide guitar straps,
without suffering the typical discomfort you would expect.

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For the ends I am using 9 oz. latigo leather. Thick, trusty black harness leather. Ends are glued, stitched AND riveted, the rivet on the back protected by a layer of leather, flatted-out on the front to protect it from enduring any possible damage from your guitar. I had to take one end apart this morning, and I can tell you it was a G*D* chore! So I have EXTREME confidence in the security of this setup going forward. This one, #1, I will be keeping for myself, and continue test-driving. Adjusts easily between 46-58." I may individually number these also, as the numbers I've used for Shock & Awe fit perfect on the skinny strap. I Just need to figure out the best place for them.

I'll be looking for suggestions on this. In fact, if there's any current or ex-service people reading, like marines or infantrymen, I'd like to recruit two test pilots for prototypes #2 and #3, when I complete them. They won't be free, but vastly reduced price for sure. Looking for legit "military feel + vibe," practicality, comfort, all that. Prefer those folks to be working pro's if possible, so they can really put the straps through the paces, and provide meaningful suggestions.

I like the double D-ring adjustment for pure ease of making & simplicity, but I have other hardwares on the way which I want to test. It won't be this week or next week when the others are complete, because of parts on order, and a fair bit of custom work on the bench I need to address right now.

Price point is something I'll need to figure out. There is a lot of detail in these, and material costs I have yet to calculate. But I'm shooting for approx $145, for what I believe may be the ultimate simple, light, secure and COMFORTABLY best guitar strap ever built. I can tell already they are going to be real special! Looks lean 'n mean, but feels like a doggone Cadillac!
 
Been trying to finish this one for a few days, finally! A bit involved, this one. It has come to my attention that a good percentage of Well-Hung guitarists spend an inordinate amount of time wild kitty huntin' - My days at that are long done, wouldn't hardly remember what to do if I somehow managed to catch me one!

But, I figured I'd make a strap that might assist one of you horny fellers in luring one in... call it sort of a safari theme,
coming to Reverb soon in the No Prisoners line. "Here Kitty!"

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Not going to bother describing it in detail, but it's long, strong with leopard thong, what with the grommets and hair-on leather lace.
Maybe it's a bit outlandish? Somebody is gonna love it.

I posted the photos of the "Axe Warrior" strap on instaG last night, and Stan, guitarist from the up-and-coming dangerously heavy blues trio "Midnight Crow" based out of Wisconsin spied it and ordered TWO! He knows a good thing when he sees it! So I managed to craft a pair of slightly improved versions for him today.

This was also a super chance for me to try some stuff, continue refining this design.

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Two types of adjustment, one buckle, one double D-ring for him to try. I build both for back adjustment, but these straps also play
real nice with the d-ring or buckle out on the front, and to be honest, it looks kind of cool that way too. Either way is just fine

My little Milspec labels also suddenly became handy little pick-pockets, and the picks don't even fall out.
I know this goes against every law of guitar strapmaker pick pockets, but I'm a bit of a rebel.

I was play-testing the original last night and discovered something cool. The skinny strap slides through the pad if you do a certain thing, and once you get it, you can do it fairly easily while playing. Takes a bit of practice to dial in. This is counter-intuitive for me, because I like my straps typically to stay put in a home position. But, I also understand why other guitarists want a bit of freedom of motion, to move the neck up or down, do some cool moves. Lots of dudes need the cool moves to distract from all those clams LOL

"Axe Warrior" allows this. Once you figure it out, the skinny strap slides right through the pad. You get up to ten, even 12 inches of movement if you want, but that's pretty drastic. Kind of crazy because it happens while this super comfort pad stays locked in place. I'm going to have to make a video of it I think. It's really the best of both worlds, freedom to move, but also the comfort factor is always there. It's maybe kind of a game-changer?
 
Just a little flight of fancy because I was feeling extra badass today...

Genocide...Viper King!

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Black scale emboss, (has a real malevolent kind of glitter to it), with a gold-rubbed crypt pattern leather sewn on top. There's probably only four or five TTR members actually badass enough to wear this, two of them have no fixed address, and the others have face tattoos.
And maybe that 'tater dude, on arm day.

Nice review on the recent "Dizzy" 1969 strap from Patrick in Montreal.
"Always great buying from Well Hung! Straps are always top quality. Being an almost 90% Les Paul player, padded straps are such a relief."

Are you another guitarist found to be regularly "Haulin' Paul?"

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Stanley sent a pic in of his Well-Hung strap on a Jackson, dropped in a 5-star feedback, then pretty much within days ordered another

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I've been quieter for the past few days on here. Honest reason is I'mn kind of wrapped up in custom projects. One big project, I thought the fella wanted it all to stay under the radar, wasn't into conspicuously consumpting. But I've got the all clear to show it off now. Anyway, he's also one of the subset of guitarbros who names his guitars, and wanted "Cécile" on a strap to match his "crimson burst" strat with a white pickguard... basically a dark red to bright red burst - like him, this strap has layers! Pronounced "Say Seal"

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We added the maple leaves for some extra dressing and to celebrate all things Canuckia.
Cutting and sewing this one was one of the tougher jobs I've done, but I'm glad I did it, I learned some stuff!
Strap turned out super huggy and comfy.
 
I trust everyone had a great long weekend. I spent it driving and moving boxes hither and yon, getting my son back into his university dorm.

But this week we do get to welcome a new Shock and Awe Militia member who will be on duty in Wisconsin! Everyone welcome Cap'n "Earthquake" with #95 (shown Pre-relic'd condition).

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Also got a nice review and photo back from Celine in that Toddlin' Town

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"This is the best strap I've ever owned, I can't imagine ever being satisfied with another kind. The investment is worth it, your body will thank you! My guitar feels virtually weightless, yet well secured. I feel like I can strut, shred, and play my best, all in fabulous style. Brad is kind, a pleasure to do business with. My strap feels sturdy & well-made but without feeling stiff. The pad is very well padded and super comfortable. I highly recommend ordering from Well-Hung!" - Celine in Chicago

also wanted to show this genuine snakeskin strap I made last week. A Canadian customer had been sittin' on this for four decades before finally deciding to hit me up to do something with it. Thing was long & scary! Even had a head attached, big hood, so I surmise some sort of cobra. Old, but really some of the best snake I've ever worked with, not brittle or fall-aparty, even at this age. Well-tanned I guess. I'd work with this stuff more, but only without crossing international borders, and customer supplied. Too much risk of confiscation and breaking some pretty harsh export rules. I wouldn't do well in the crowbar hotel.

Cobra Cadabra!

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Also this weekend I did a little harvesting. It's been the sort of year that makes mycophiles go a little nuts. I'm not really one at all, but these babies were growing on a piece of land I own, found 'em just last night, so I picked 'em anyway. Amanita muscaria var. formosa

Dehydrated them gently in the oven overnight. Supposedly this is a real touchy part of the process. They say you shouldn't even touch these
buggers with your bare hands. I found out that later on LOL!

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Will it be a miracle if I manage to get anything at all done this winter?
Or will I end up just poisoning myself to death, and my wife cashes in on the life insurance? Stay tuned to the Straplab to find out, LOL.

Maybe I should retire the free cheesies and do something else this year.

AHHH!!!!!! SPIDERS ARE COMING OUT OF THE ROOF!!!!!!!!!!

Farewell Mr. Wright :cry:
 
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Been busy in the background building up for the Edmonton Guitar show, coming up Sept. 24 - my third appearance! I spend a lot of time underground here in the straplab, so it's real nice to get out and meet some people, and look around at what everyone else is doing.

I've kind of stopped listing new stuff on Reverb for a bit, because every time I made something super cool that I really want to take out to the show, it was gettin' snapped up on Reverb. Terrible problem, I know, rest assured I will list a few things here in the next while but I have to be selective - after the show expect a flurry of new activity from me showing fun new things.

Got a photo and feedback in from KW in Calgary, not sure what Fender call this finish, I'm gonna arbitrarily call it Midnight Sparkle
- I'll bet the effect with this strap on it under the lights is close to Godly!
"Beautiful work from the best in the west, or anywhere really. Thanks again!" says he

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Brent is one of my more recent new Well-Hung faithful followers - every time he posts a photo, I get to meet a new jaw-dropper of an instrument.
The collections so of you guys have is crazy cool


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got sent this heavy duty vegtan leather strap. Looks like it's worn guitars for many hours and held up mostly pretty well. Thick leather, body at 3.5" wide. The tail strap needed to be shored up with another layer of leather on the backside though, to keep it trusty.

Since the original strap was just a raw leather back, the owner (a recent Well-Hung customer) suddenly realized much more comfort was possible, and asked me to perform some repairs, upgrades on a beloved and rather cool, handcrafted older strap.

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Seems to have a repaired, wounded, and rotten heart motif. Definitely hand-tooled by an artisan.
I decided to pad it out with beautiful memory foam, lined it with crushed velvet auto upholstery and stitched it
together sturdy. Tough and beautiful too! And it was good before, now it's excellent!

This spider seems to be the original maker's mark, anyone out there recognize it

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