TTR Game of Toanz

Hitting the stage to make some noise.




And then, our new instrumental "Moebius."


Throwing some of these out, I managed to hit both Vai and Lukather on their noses.

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Kauer Guitars will be unveiling the new Wolfgang Eisenfick "Fick Meister" model guitar. It will have an ebow circuit activated by a push/pull volume pot. It works the same way you would pull the ebow away from, or place it closer to the guitar. It will also have a Klon circuit installed that is activated by a toggle switch, and controlled by push/pull tone and volume pots not connected to the ebow.


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Looks like I am going to lose some points.. when I finally checked, there is a band named Axis.
They were a 3 piece power trio !!

Oh well that ought to teach me a lesson.
 
Elimination Round Chapter 16 VOTE THREAD OPEN
Six votes for each Tone Rooms Member, or gameplayer. 48 Hour voting period, so if you need time
to do an extra vote push with the Tone Rooms membership, you have a whole extra day.

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When it comes to Chapter 17, we will be down to Six Rock Star competitors remaining.
 
Time is running out! McMeister Metal's Vee and pick package seems to be scoring well with consumers,
as is Dagger Don's SG offset, and Thunderskull's dangerously radioactive pointy thing.

Wolfgang Eisenfick is not getting the support he needs to carry him through this elimination round.
there is still time for you Wolfgang, if you time to get some of that Boston Bomber braggadocio going or if that fails
start making some threats.

 
Congratulations to Dagger Don, who yet again shows his rock 'n roll prowess with a penalty free round, and a nearly the top vote score, but this tie shares his victory with Barbarian Bob, who seems relentless on his drive to the top of the Rock and Roll Mountain of Success

McMeister Metal would have had the top score, but penalty points on naming the band took him down a couple notches.
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The voting is over and it's sad to say, but a TTR's GOATs member @SG John's character Wolfgang Eisenfick
will move off of weeks of grueling tours, road food and loud rock 'n roll stages to quiet, peaceful green pastures.

If he would not have dropped the ball on Chapter 15 challenge by not submitting, he'd be sitting pretty and Jett would
have been the lonely goat turd.

But it's a chill environment to drop some acid, or shrooms whatever, and just be one with things.

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Please take a moment to say farewell to Wolfgang, while I prepare Chapter 17.
Perhaps you can visit him in the pasture after you record your next record.

Wolfgang, @SG John, you put up a fantastic fight, and played the game VERY well.
 

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Chapter 17
Merchmaster

Your band is has been picked up for a 10 week 24 date "Hardcore Hook-Up" festival tour along the gulf coast, and some extra stops.
You’ll be doing dates in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida and your group is in full effect and absolutely killing it!

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You started this tour as near top spot final day billing, but third date in, the headliner band TOTALLY wimped out.
They saw the crowd reactions, and were getting massive flak from the audience after your set, and refused to follow you.
Really they couldn't, with the chorus of boos they were getting overpowering the massive PA. For the good of the rest of the
dates remaining, Tour Management bumped you up to take over the headliner spot, which you rightfully deserved anyway.

Your group is totally in demand, notoriety of your onstage and offstage excess spreading far and wide, and that crazy video has caused that catchy tune to make top five status in the North America, top three in Europe. Everyone seems to want a piece of you. Those T-shirts with the last tour? They did well and made bank! This time it makes total sense to bring out even more some awesomely creative merch and make some $$$.

Your challenge
1. Tell us the fun nickname you gave the popular well-known band that couldn’t handle following your act. (based on the real-life band name)

2. Show your 5 fun merch items your band has now chosen, and the prices you are surprised fans are going crazy for.
1 Food item
1 Clothing item,
1 Toy,
1 Alcohol,
Plus one extra item of your own, a creative bonus choice of none of the above.

This is an immunity round for the next Elimination round. I have asked SG John to officiate.
May the best merch package win!

You have until 8pm CST Thursday night. DEADLINE

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Barbarian Bob! That was a killer entry! (@LiveeviL2000 ) Top notch!
Also @Mitch Pearrow SJMP …Nice V!
Barbarian Bob thanks you.
All the entries last round were so good, Barbarian Bob didn’t vote for himself.

Now that we are down to the Sexy Six, it’s time for Barbarian Bob to turn up the heat!

But first we must have a moment of silence for all those who have fallen from this impossible climb up the mountain of success. We all dare not look down where their hopes and dreams splintered on the jagged rocks of disappointment.
 
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The promoters hooked us up with Children of Bodom, they were going to make a it a comeback tour with us opening. But they had their time and the crown knows it. So we took to calling them Children of Boredom.
They really can't hang with us because we are way too METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/

We started capitalizing on our popularity. People seem to dig just about anything we put our name on and they are willing to part with some major coin for our merch.
Here are some examples.
The Brutal Dog, a quarter pound beef dog covered in "Sex Cheese" that all the guys love watching the girls stuff in their mouths. $10 each!
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A long sleeve version mimicking Barbarian Bob's sleeveless design. $40
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Then there are the Funco Pop Rocks dolls of all of us. $60 for the set.
They have (counterclockwise from top) Tommy, Meat, Ricky, and of course Barbarian Bob
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We are starting to become so popular that Dragon's Milk Burbon stout is giving us kickbacks. $15 per beer! and concert goers LOVE beer!
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Plus for an extra $55 you get this cool Brutal Sex viking drinking horn souvenir cup to drink the Dragon's Milk out of.
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This stuff is flying off the shelves!! We are on our way!!!
 
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