TTR Game of Toanz

You guys all did a great job on the shirts and the pedal board look fun but not my style. The shirts all tuned out awsome to. So this picking one person hasn't been easy. I think I will give this idol to the Anus Blink for the label's on the pedals like waitress bring beer and poop chute blocker the shirt also makes me think Mastodon. If I saw any one of these
t-shirts I would buy them
 
Congratulations to Heinous Anus you win immunity for Chapter 16, and thank you Dick Burns for your considerations!
Remember with the idol of Toanwood comes great power and responsibility.

Let's move on

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Chapter 16
NAMM Pitchman
During a break in touring, Fierce Guitars pays your way to The National Association of Music Merchants show in Anaheim, California where you unveil a much-hyped prototype of your signature guitar during a three song showcase. Your seasoned chops are magical at this point, you can assume you can play pretty much ANYTHING with skill and style. Your guitar heroes of eight months ago are now your peers, as you perform with them sporting a beautiful new weapon of mass destruction. Let’s just say most everyone in attendance will be talking about it for weeks.

To top it all off, your signature guitar by Fierce will retail for $2,699 ...your deal is $500 per unit. Sweetwater ordered 3,300 on the spot after your big demo at the Saturday Night Jam and other distributors are lining up... This is putting “Fierce” in quite a tizzy to deliver, and you are due some big-time cabbage for your wallet, 'cause you wisely based your contract on orders, not deliveries!

Your challenge:
Step 1. Post the two cover songs ( YOUTUBE VIDs of any songs you choose) as well as the title of the NEW original instrumental you unveil at the Saturday night mainstage. This 1-2-3 combo that blows everybody in the room away including Steve Stevens, who sullenly skulked off-stage after you completely destroyed him after he attempted to upstage you with his tired old routine.

Step 2. Post a pic of your newly-designed personal pick you’re tossing out to audiences. At NAMM, fellas the likes of Steve Vai, Steve Morse, and Steve Lukather, Steve Iommi and even @DirtySteve were practically scrambling for them in the front row, while taking insanely jealous inventory of your bottomless trick bag and HUGE dragon-slaying tone. Design your own custom pick right HERE and show us.

Step 3. Of course we are gonna need to see that SUPA-HAWT Signature Axe by Fierce Guitars. Post a pic to reveal your ultimate dream axe USING ANY OF THESE SITES here OR TELECASTER OR STRAT STYLE or any online guitar builder you so prefer. Tell us 2 groundbreaking new features built into this special instrument, that could change rock music forever, and of course it's got a badass model name too.

This will take a bit of thought and time, so I'm going to give y'alls a full week, ‘til next Saturday night at 8pm CST. No whiny excuses on Saturday afternoon you didn't have enough time. This is an elimination round. All must play or be eliminified automatically.

As usual, first in gets time advantage in case of a tie for lowest vote score. There *could* be some penalty points applied to Wolfgang and others. Also seems to be some sort of problem buggin' Legit Rekkerds management. Somebody mentioned something 'bout "bloodsucking lawyers" the other day around the office, as your band was celebrating your first gold record presentation. They told you not to worry. It's probably nothing...

Your deadline looms THIS COMING SATURDAY
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TVvoodoo said:
Board he most wants to spend two hours with +1, Donny Dagger board, except for that wah position yuck!
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Thanks!!!
#1 - I’m left footed(as well as left handed), so the expression pedals are always to my left.
#2 - I had to go with the “Jr” version wah for space savings.(I’m more likely to drop my heel ”on the money” than to mind where my toes are when I’m “going at it”…so, up it went…and, thankfully, the jacks on the Jr are at the toe end.)
#3 - I really do have that model pedalboard. It was my “portable” board. It’s really light weight, because I can’t actually fit the pedals that I like on it…so it’s never full. ;) It is now my “bass” board, and I still can’t “actually” fit the stuff I would like on it.

I tried really hard to make mine close to “actually doable”, and paid close attention to the ins and outs. So….thanks for this challenge…I got to work some things out, and I will re-visit my layout soon.
…..and my new “Fuzz War“ pedal should be here on Monday.:dood::cheers: Turns out it sounds pretty brutal on some bass demos I’ve checked out too…couldn’t resist.

Yes, I am slowly building a “Squatcher” rig.
 
First off ... WASP!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!! That just brought me back.

Secondly ....

CHAPTER 16:

After much thought and a healthy bowl of magic mushroom soup, Barbarian Bob came up with a totally kickazz axe! At the unveiling we did two covers and an original instrumental we call, "Rolling Thunder" which showcased the 2 coolest features in the world!!
We covered the following songs.
First we thought, something that would rev up the crowd. Something that would let this new guitar scream!

Then a little something more Barbarian Bob style

I also came with my new custom picks, I must have thrown 100 of these things into the crowd.
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Before we did the instrumental the guitar guys came out to hawk the new guitar and hype it up.
Introducing Barbarian Bob's Signature METAL TO THE CORE!!! series "DRAGON FANG7" (Also available in six string DRAGON FANG6)
Along with the standard coilsplitting and killswitch every guitar out there has it has two unique features.
1) Bluetooth & Wireless connectivity ... Just hold the volume knob down and seemlessly connect!
2) Push pull knobs that act as a synth pedal and one special "Crack of Lightning" sound effect

Front
Custom Dragon Fang paint with Barbarian Bob's "BB HAMMER" logo on the headstock
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Back features Red burst and painted Thor's Hammer and BB logo.
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Its not only a killer instrument worthy of the metal gods, its a work of art!
 
G.O.T.
CHAPTER 16

So we are becoming the talk of the industry.
We are grabbing the spotlight an running hard .

A big thanks for the fans and all the support we have been given.

We were asked to kick out a couple of cool covers.. and an original instrumental.. we call it
FILM AT 11

Here are the covers we chose to play

And again
 
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The picks.

The new axe
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The coolest feature I had them do to this bad boy was a coil split type of tone knob to instantly drop tune.
And a push pull delay on the neck pickup ,, so I don’t have to worry about tuning problems.

Mic Miester has made a fool of himself again, by hitting the post button.

Strike me down but this is my 2 part submission.
And I could not get the second cover to upload.
The second cover


Cheers
 
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GOOD NEWS fellas... your $1.65 million dollar cheque just cleared from the Sweetwater deal. Both Musician's Friend and Thomann are now in a bidding war for even more units.
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Can't wait to see the rest of your special signature guitar creations!
 
4406Pack said:
Having some technical difficulties with the guitar apps anyone know wich one you can pic colors ect with out a bunch of hoop jumping
Thanks
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Pm another member, because I have all kinds of the problems you mentioned, plus when my phone, decides to reboot the page it shifts up and I hit post instead of going to my photo library.
 
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