TTR Game of Toanz

I was out and now back in
It's been a crazy game one twist after another. All but one of us will see you on the other side whoremouth. Sorry it went this way but we have to push forward. Thanks for catching that anus blink and saving my back side. Now let's rock on frickers
You could show your gratitude by changing your avatar to FiveSkin's latest EP goatse cover art for promotional purposes....but I'd think it over if I were you.
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Game of Toanz Recap #2
Here is the full look back at the Game of Toanz chapter reveal posts which
sets the ground rules for each challenge and initiates a new set of player submissions.
I suggest everyone playing bookmark this post because it has important info you may need later on.

Chapter 1 "Faces of Toan" PG. 29 POST #577
Introduction of "Woody" the Toanwood Idol and rules thereof PG. 38 Post #752
Chapter 2 "Craigsliszt Composer" PG. 38 post 758
Chapter 3 "Puttin' it Out there" PG. 56 post #1106
Chapter 4 "Guitar Depot Hero" PG. 68 post #1346
Chapter 5 "Holy Grail" Pg 96 post #1917
Chapter 6 "He's Got The Look" Pg 108 Post #2145
Chapter 7 "Your Audition" Pg 119 Post #2379
Chapter 8 "Name That Band" Page 133 #2657
Chapter 9 "Bring Me A Shrubbery" Pg. 143 post #2849
Chapter 10 "Marquee de Sad" Pg. 148 post #2954
Chapter 11 "Quick 'n Dirty" Pg. 152 post #3032
Chapter 12 "Show Us Your Package" Pg. 162 post #3227
Chapter 13 "Sign Here" Page 167 post #3340

Far better for the Game of Toanz when challenge submissions are judged on merit, instead of who they are from.
But it was requested, so here is the name list that @DirtySteve was asking for.

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Currently we have eight rock stars remaining, looks kind of like Team Left vs. Team Right

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@Headache has messaged me and graciously committed to wielding the Hammer of Judgement
for immunity for the current Ch. 13 "Sign Here."

A seasoned Game of Toanz player, he will be an able adjudicator of your work.

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Challenges are getting more complex, but true rock stars must learn to navigate choppy waters.
As you have seen, there are several ways to keep yourself safer in the Game of Toanz.
- Killer submissions to earn votes and bonuses, if available
- Submissions hitting ALL challenge elements, to escape penalties
- Submissions submitted earlier
- Holding on to the Idol for dear life!

A select few may squeak by while defying the rules, but this is a high risk long term strategy.

All I can hope for is everyone is digging it half much as this chick

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CHAPTER 13

Well here we go on this life’s journey.
We have now managed to pick up a new record deal with
LEGIT REKKERDS
Our go to sleeve balls name is
Daniel Rosington Lear
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One of the hurdles we face are a couple of complete crazy, and freaky terms I have ever heard of.
No drugs (on stage, or before recording)
No Booze ( on stage or before recording, beer is okay if in moderation)
No red MnM’s come on man
And only 2 towels per member.
At any of the rooms we stay at ..

Okay we can probably handle that as we will sneak in the feel good TEA.
We will be moving our gear around in a much nicer buggy though.
Our old horse was falling apart
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This baby even has AC

I am sure we will be on time to our next gig wherever it may be.

Plus it’s comfy and has new tires.

I would like you to take a look at.
BRUTAL SEX’s
Sound man / roadie / guitar tech.
Meet
Mad Bad Rob
[url=https://postimages.org/][/URL]
He is a great asset to the team.
And can put shoot us all , ha ha

Mad Bad was the one who finally got everything together for our big day signing record label party.

It was a massive blow out of major damage, we passed the drink, the smoke an baggies of the master powder , around like there was never going to be a tomorrow.

Good thing we still had a couple of gallons of the magical Tea.
Because I didn’t want to wake up the next night ha ha.

And all that partying left me with a sore arm the next day,, funny thing happened is I was convinced I needed a little ink on my arm.
And this is the one I got
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Funny thing is I thought it was on the house, but it turns out it on the band ha ha .
That ought to teach me a lesson.

Mic Miester Metal
 
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@Mitch Pearrow SJMP that roadie is for another game of toanz band as per the rules.
Which band?

In this challenge you choose for a competing band, a competing player will choose for your band.
For example, if I were to choose my choice of Roadie, tech/soundman for say WhoreMouth? None better than Dylan. Got plenty beer!
 
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@Mitch Pearrow SJMP that roadie is for another game of toanz band as per the rules.
Which band?

In this challenge you choose for a competing band, someone will choose for you.
For example, if I were to choose my choice of Roadie, tech/soundman for say WhoreMouth? None better than Dylan. Got plenty beer!
Ok I misunderstood,, Brutal Sex
 
I would like you to take a look at.
BRUTAL SEX’s
Sound man / roadie / guitar tech.
Meet
Mad Bad Rob
[url=https://postimages.org/][/URL]
He is a great asset to the team.
And can put shoot us all , ha ha

Mad Bad was the one who finally got everything together for our big day signing record label party.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!
I LOVE THE SMELL OF BRUTAL SEX IN THE MORNING, IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!
 
Thunder Skulls audiences are thrilled with his gif-making abilities but wish he would practice guitar a bit more. :pound-hand:
I am working hard at that To
Can i show the kenny G farewell?
It is rather Epic brad others deserve to see the hard work put in that video and have a great laugh like i did
Wiper is a Fishing friend who commented on the video he thought it was fantastic
 
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