TTR Game of Toanz

LiveeviL2000 said:
We got the call and found out we are touring with Disturbed. Anything is better than what Barbarian Bob is doing now. Shoveling manure into a hopper at the fertilizer factory stinks!

While on tour we found out why these guys named themselves Disturbed. Before they enter any room or any building the all shout out "OH AH AH AH AH AH!!" It's fun at first, but it gets annoying really quick!! Especially when the bathroom is involved. I mean WTF!!!! Some rooms should be exempt from that ritual. Especially when Draiman does it. plus does he have to add "OH OH, OH OH..." when he takes his morning sit down.

But before went go on tour, we decided to throw down some tracks for a song we came up with ... we called it "Quick n Dirty" since Barbarian Bob still smelled like the manure factory, we wanted to make it quick!
Here is a first take. (warning: you will never get these 3 minutes back)
Lyrics **Quick n Dirty**

Verse 1:
I feel the rush, can't wait no more
My blood's pumping, I'm ready to score
Gonna get down, like a savage beast
No need to be gentle, just pure release

Chorus:
Quick n dirty, that's how we roll
In and out, lose all control
Sweating, panting, let's keep it raw
Quick n dirty, come back for more

Verse 2:
Be like lightning, so fast and quick
Don't need no fluff, no time for tricks
My body's ready, my mind's so keen
I’m all in, like a sex machine

Chorus:
Quick n dirty, that's how we roll
In and out, lose all control
Sweating, panting, let's keep it raw
Quick n dirty, come back for more

Verse 3:
I know it's wrong, but it feels so right
Gonna take this pleasure, gonna take this fight
Gonna push it to the edge, gonna take it all
Quick n dirty, answer the call

Outro:
Quick n dirty, back for more
Quick n dirty, done and dusted
Quick n dirty, mission complete
Quick n dirty, let's do it again!
Quick n dirty… forevermore!
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Nice crunch!!
 
Jethro Rocker said:
Well..... I did do a couple tracks but gotta say the vox were more speaking than anything. The wife was resting upstairs w the cat so I could only do so much. one take for most, mistakes n all... pretty lame song... but...

I had had enough of working in my father's drug store. Getting Kotex etc for ladies and having the older ones tsk tsk my hair. Early mornings, no time to play. It sucked!! Boss was a dick too..

So when we got the call I was elated. We got to open for Poison. Pretty big gig for us.
I had a song I was working on called Quick and Dirty. It was obvious I wasn't the singer but hey... the band gets the idea.
Turns out 2 of the Poison members actually are women!! I wondered.....

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Duser-67537331%252Fquick-n-dirty%252Fs-wH8IcStscM2%3Bsecret_token%3Ds-wH8IcStscM2%3Btrack_id%3D1485887008
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Hahah hell yeah!
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
I guess the closet?
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So I got this offer to jump on the band wagon for a tour. This tour will mean I have to quit my shity day job. Not much of a loss at minimum wage of $5.35 per hrs. This truly is a poop job, I spend all day waiting for the settling ponds to evaporate off so I can push human poop into a pile. After this dried fecal mater is piled up it is loaded into a poop spreader. At this point its hauled out to the fields to be spread as fertilizer. This is for farm crops like potatoes, sweet corn and any other eadable crop. To to say the least it's not much loss and I won't smell like poop after work.

So I left this job to hit it big, we hit the road soon a head for the stage. This gig involve us opening up for one of my favorite bands Mastodon. Here's the new material that I just came up with in the last hour with expectations of the band loving it


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Let's hit the road boys
 
LRT said:
So I got this offer to jump on the band wagon for a tour. This tour will mean I have to quit my :poo:y day job. Not much of a loss at minimum wage of $5.35 per hrs. This truly is a poop job, I spend all day waiting for the settling ponds to evaporate off so I can push human poop into a pile. After this dried fecal mater is piled up it is loaded into a poop spreader. At this point its hauled out to the fields to be spread as fertilizer. This is for farm crops like potatoes, sweet corn and any other eadable crop. To to say the least it's not much loss and I won't smell like poop after work.

So I left this job to hit it big, we hit the road soon a head for the stage. This gig involve us opening up for one of my favorite bands Mastodon. Here's the new material that I just came up with in the last hour with expectations of the band loving it


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Let's hit the road boys
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IMO…. Worth the weight!!! Crushing riffage!
:cheers:
 
LRT said:
So I got this offer to jump on the band wagon for a tour. This tour will mean I have to quit my :poo:y day job. Not much of a loss at minimum wage of $5.35 per hrs. This truly is a poop job, I spend all day waiting for the settling ponds to evaporate off so I can push human poop into a pile. After this dried fecal mater is piled up it is loaded into a poop spreader. At this point its hauled out to the fields to be spread as fertilizer. This is for farm crops like potatoes, sweet corn and any other eadable crop. To to say the least it's not much loss and I won't smell like poop after work.

So I left this job to hit it big, we hit the road soon a head for the stage. This gig involve us opening up for one of my favorite bands Mastodon. Here's the new material that I just came up with in the last hour with expectations of the band loving it


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That is awesome and great lyrics too!!
 
LRT said:
So I got this offer to jump on the band wagon for a tour. This tour will mean I have to quit my :poo:y day job. Not much of a loss at minimum wage of $5.35 per hrs. This truly is a poop job, I spend all day waiting for the settling ponds to evaporate off so I can push human poop into a pile. After this dried fecal mater is piled up it is loaded into a poop spreader. At this point its hauled out to the fields to be spread as fertilizer. This is for farm crops like potatoes, sweet corn and any other eadable crop. To to say the least it's not much loss and I won't smell like poop after work.

So I left this job to hit it big, we hit the road soon a head for the stage. This gig involve us opening up for one of my favorite bands Mastodon. Here's the new material that I just came up with in the last hour with expectations of the band loving it


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Hilarious last verse but awesome riffing!
 
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