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The line about tne Reaper maybe? I remember I saw that phrase written somewhere a few years ago and thought it was a cool song lyric. As far as I know it was never in a song? Maybe I am wrong. If so, I have never heard it. Coild have been Lemmy's book, no idea, I read lots of those the last couple years.
 

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Here is the practice pad. When it's clean and void of smelly rotten crotch groupies. It's great because it has a lot of room and the sound doesn't bounce around and give me a Headache! Plus there's a little fridge in the corner.
https://imgur.com/GynQVUs

My beloved deathmates :
1. SeXXX TaNK
Axe slinger and Death Screams. I have a pocketful of picks and a large sword.

2. Scabies
Hellish crossfire on wooden coffins. He can splinter sticks faster than you can buy them! He also has the superpower of scaring good looking girls away. He can only keep time on Tuesdays and Fridays.....

3. Rabies
Slings a wicked dark axe. Spits fire from a permanently mounted tube running under his skin. He has melted his own face a few times before. His magical power is that he's the only one of us who can count to 4.

4. Rot-Snatch
Thunderous booming death tones and nightmarish screams. She is pretty enough to look at, but she will break your teeth out if you get too close! Also she literally will bite you.

Our magical shrub is this AZ Agave plant.
https://imgur.com/6eZfPst
We keep it in the studio because an old Navajo medicine man gave it to us claiming that if you touch it once a day it can keep various venereal diseases away. It's worked so far!

Song starters:
https://imgur.com/PqD95wZ
 
WARNING: Sexxx Tank is now heavily armed. Howitzer and a large sword.
Next thing we know it he's gonna have lasers, and nuclear capability too,
just watch. Dude is unreal!

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I had to look up Glen Helen Park referenced by Jett Roxx, (probably where he stalks his prey during the night).

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Looks like sundown, best make sure you have your mace ready, ladies. And really... what kinda name is "Glen Helen Park?"
Was it named after a confused person, perhaps somebody in-between pronouns? So California.

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So, I'm here counting remaining chapters/challenges, and I have too many for the players remaining, especially if
our esteemed brother @Mr. Potato Head decides to peel ... But some real fun ones too, definitely worth playing,
if you find yourself enjoying these exercises/challenges -

I have a couple ideas, we could slip a few in just as "fun" side challenges, fully optional to do if you want to,
but I'll bet if I did that, few or nobody would probably bother completing them. And that's where the fun is,
seeing the work that went into them, then comparing each of them to each other. No posts = no laffs.

I could slip them in as small "hustles" and make it mandatory to complete them to continue to play the other
immunity and elimination challenges.

Or, we could save some of the challenges for after the game, but then the story timeline is all skewed up, and it
will seem pretty odd. Makes more sense in a proper linear way.

I get the sense some of the final ten are really invested, a few are just going with the flow, and a few are grinning and bearing it.
I actually expect that. It's lot of work. But the pay off! The PAY OFF. It's all gold fellas you guys are mining gold right out of your
heads! Can you believe that?

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I never took a decent swipe at McMeister. Nobody else wants to, he says he's ready for it.
C'mon you guys!~

First off, I think it's pretty damn cool the local sporting goods store lets Bad Axis rehearse in their warehouse
with all the skateboard and bikes and stuff stored all over the place. I also can't wait to hear the epic
9 minute "Nobody's Home, I Can't Get In" trilogy I'm imagining in my head. Especially where the drummer uses those
chimes in the softer "just drank some gin" part - But why all this drama?! At first he says he WANTS to get in but can't,
but in the very next line, now suddenly, he "can't get out" so this is a bit of an unexpected turn. Is it a Mr. Potato Head reference?
But as a big plus, I'll beg it gets REAL chuggy/heavy on the "I bit the bait, gonna pay for sins" section, which is cool

I can totally hear it, in McMeister's style

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