TTR Game of Toanz

We were having a stellar rehearsal. Both Bobbi and Jizzelle (possibly Gizelle...)were there. The drinks were flowing nicely.

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Nothing like a nice micro brewed Nut Brown Ale! The girls seemed to like um.... nuts too....

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Always had a thing for redheads.
After the rehearsal we all started to think about band names.

1 - Truckload of Dildoes
Seemed a little off the beaten path might not help us.
2 - Gentle Clyde and the Applicators
While somewhat witty the girls thought it might turn off some of the female fans.
3 - Danger Us is what we went with.

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Now we had a band name! More grog and more girls!!!
 
We await five more band names & logos from the field of eleven remaining Game of Toanz rock star contestants still in the hunt

Your challenge:
One sexy but SFW photo of 2 ladies / A list of 3 possible band names / A pic of a consumable / Draw a simple, badass logo for your #1 chosen name / Explain to us why it’s "The One."

DEADLINE Mon.7pm CST)
@ibmorjamn perhaps you took my comment as an affront upon you personally... not meant as such. I was referring to the fact since you are not in the Game of Toanz contest, your fake band "Failed Fate" cannot be booked into MetalFEST, nor ever reign upon the Throne of Toan. Sorry! Cool name, if a tad on the pessimistic side

There is, however, a pizza joint that books bands every second friday over near Wal-Mart, you should check with them. All the pizza you can eat + free soda!
 
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TVvoodoo said:
What the Hell you slackers doing?

If you don't even name your band, or get a logo happening, you're totally going to eff up your one big chance and miss getting into the biggest music event of the year!

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"Daaaaa-deeeee, me and a bunch of friends from church wanna see "MetalFEST this summer, can we go, pretty pleaaaase?"
"Well OK, that sounds like a lotta fun! Who's playing? Is it like Bon Jovi and that kind of stuff?"
"I think so dad, here's a poster I found online"

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Your graphics game is strong my friend.
 
We are still requiring any players who may be able to step in for a round in case somebody has an emergency or cannot make a deadline due to "life stuff"

Being a GOT ALT player is the most fun you can have on the internet that wont skew your internet history towards "sex wierdo" territory (if it ain't there already).

Plus, it can only be a sit-in for one round at a time, no deep commitments, just helping out a brother in need.

Please put your name forward here. Everyone will see, and put it in they's pocket.

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So over the past week Bobbie has had some trouble walking. As you may have guessed she is starting to get broke in and fit to size.
Yesterday Bobbie came to me and asked if she could have her friend over so I told her why not. She tells me she was a hot blond and that her name is Gizzelle. So Bobbie called he friend up and invites her over.

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Bobbie on the right GIzzelle middle and Almeida on the left

So Bobbie calls up Gizzelle and asks her to come over. Gizzelle shows up at the front door and I let her in. We sit down in the living room and burn down a couple of bowls when Bobbie says let's go to the beach and get lunch. I reply with that's a good idea. So we get to the beach and grab some grub man, I had the munchies. Get done eating and decide to go sit in the sand when suddenly I hear some gal call out to Bobbie. She comes over and introduced herself to me and I do the same. Her name was Almeida. So the girls go down an play in the water for a bit, boy they were getting rough. These girls seemed to be stuck together I'm thinking this could be fun. So I asked if I could get a pic and that's what you see. We get ready to take off and Almeida says well I'd better go back over there and I turn to look at where she is pointing. There sets her husband and 6 kids. At this point I'm thinking :poo:, but I dodged a bullet. During this time with these chick's I'm trying to come up with a name for the band and a few ideas began to flow

No Rest For The Electrition
Pistolback
Iced Sloth

I ask the girls if they'd like to go back to my place and have some drinks so we hopp in my Ugo and head to my place.

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We get to my pad and begin to hit the black tooth grin and boy did we hit it hard. Next thing you know the girls are wanting something from me. I'm thinking Oh Ya like the kool-aid guy. Now I'm guessing you can picture what happened next.

I wake up the next morning and it was like I got hit by a Mac truck. That's it we will be known as Iced Sloth what a kick ass name.

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So practice is today and I now have a band name and logo to bring to the table. I explain to the band how it's perfect because we are a slower grunge metal/doom metal band. I also tell them how the designe of the logo was around being able to read it LOL. No it was based on how our music overlaps and shouldn't make scenes but yet it all falls together. The band was happy with the name and logo so we are now known as the

ICED SLOTH

Dick Burns
 
LRT said:
So over the past week Bobbie has had some trouble walking. As you may have guessed she is starting to get broke in and fit to size.
Yesterday Bobbie came to me and asked if she could have her friend over so I told her why not. She tells me she was a hot blond and that her name is Gizzelle. So Bobbie called he friend up and invites her over.

View attachment 91152

Bobbie on the right GIzzelle middle and Almeida on the left

So Bobbie calls up Gizzelle and asks her to come over. Gizzelle shows up at the front door and I let her in. We sit down in the living room and burn down a couple of bowls when Bobbie says let's go to the beach and get lunch. I reply with that's a good idea. So we get to the beach and grab some grub man, I had the munchies. Get done eating and decide to go sit in the sand when suddenly I hear some gal call out to Bobbie. She comes over and introduced herself to me and I do the same. Her name was Almeida. So the girls go down an play in the water for a bit, boy they were getting rough. These girls seemed to be stuck together I'm thinking this could be fun. So I asked if I could get a pic and that's what you see. We get ready to take off and Almeida says well I'd better go back over there and I turn to look at where she is pointing. There sets her husband and 6 kids. At this point I'm thinking :poo:, but I dodged a bullet. During this time with these chick's I'm trying to come up with a name for the band and a few ideas began to flow

No Rest For The Electrition
Pistolback
Iced Sloth

I ask the girls if they'd like to go back to my place and have some drinks so we hopp in my Ugo and head to my place.

View attachment 91153

We get to my pad and begin to hit the black tooth grin and boy did we hit it hard. Next thing you know the girls are wanting something from me. I'm thinking Oh Ya like the kool-aid guy. Now I'm guessing you can picture what happened next.

I wake up the next morning and it was like I got hit by a Mac truck. That's it we will be known as Iced Sloth what a kick ass name.

View attachment 91154

So practice is today and I now have a band name and logo to bring to the table. I explain to the band how it's perfect because we are a slower grunge metal/doom metal band. I also tell them how the designe of the logo was around being able to read it LOL. No it was based on how our music overlaps and shouldn't make scenes but yet it all falls together. The band was happy with the name and logo so we are now known as the

ICED SLOTH

Dick Burns
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Very cool Logo! It’s almost…
METAL TO THE CORE!!! \nn/

Barbarian Bob has a question though.
What color skirt did you wear to the beach?

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