LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Barbarian Bob prays to the gods in Asgard.
He prays Thunder Skull is denied the wooden strap on
He prays Thunder Skull is denied the wooden strap on
TTR Game of Toanz
- Thread starter TVvoodoo
- Start date
POOP KNIFE
Well-Known Member
It is time.
Several near-winning entries here, you all deserve the Idol, but there can only be one.
It is both bitter and sweet that I must deny all but one of you the much coveted prize.
Congratulations to Barbarian Bob!
There were many close to winning submissions. All were entertaining. However, one thing made Barbie stand out to me, and that was his handwritten lyrics. They showed his dedication to indiscriminately tearing each of you down for the sake of the game.
In a game where attitude is everything, he showed that he's got enuff 'tude to make it in this business.
Congratulations Bob! May you put the Idol to good use!
Several near-winning entries here, you all deserve the Idol, but there can only be one.
It is both bitter and sweet that I must deny all but one of you the much coveted prize.
Congratulations to Barbarian Bob!
There were many close to winning submissions. All were entertaining. However, one thing made Barbie stand out to me, and that was his handwritten lyrics. They showed his dedication to indiscriminately tearing each of you down for the sake of the game.
In a game where attitude is everything, he showed that he's got enuff 'tude to make it in this business.
Congratulations Bob! May you put the Idol to good use!
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Lol hey what's this about a Patriots fan?!?
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Barbarian Bob Grabs the idol. Douses it with disinfectant, straps it to his Marshall amp.
Points to all the other rockers on the bus looking at him longingly, no doubt mesmerized by the triumphant glow that surrounds him and says, “Barabarian Bob has saved you all from the burden of bearing this idol of the gods! For Barbarian Bob is the chosen one!! Destiny wills it so!!”
“Oh and you all did great. Good luck guys”
Points to all the other rockers on the bus looking at him longingly, no doubt mesmerized by the triumphant glow that surrounds him and says, “Barabarian Bob has saved you all from the burden of bearing this idol of the gods! For Barbarian Bob is the chosen one!! Destiny wills it so!!”
“Oh and you all did great. Good luck guys”
mashed potato
Well-Known Member
Was the disinfectant Lysol?
LOL
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Whatever works for everyone.
DangerousR6
Well-Known Member
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
4406Pack
Ambassador of Soothsayer
That idol deserves to be polished
It would have gotten the Best care with Thunder Skull
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Here we go boys...
PRESS PLAY
Chapter 8
“Name That Band”
Well, congratulations Rock Stars! You got the gig! Bobbi’s even more pleased than you are!
While you didn’t exactly blow them away with your musical choices, your overall skill and presence sold it for them. Looks like with you, could be a dual frontman situation! VERY powerful! You begin rehearsals - mostly lot of hashing out, learning / tweaking of hot new material, plus breaking new ground. You're all having a frickin’ blast!
It’s plainly obvious they needed exactly YOU add the X-factor to complete this band for a run at NEXT LEVEL. Your bandmates are creative, skilled, and really, cool as
. It`s kinda like magic. You’re like brothers after only few sessions now, and thankfully your STD cleared up, and "Whatsername" stopped stalking you and hangin' round.
Sadly, there’s one thing you’re not gelling on at ALL. Choosing a suitable new band name is proving quite difficult. NO DAMN WAY IN HELL you’re gonna play under the billing of “PickleCrack” or “Riffy McRiff Face” like they are suggesting. Even a circuit novice like you knows a band name is one of the most important decisions you will make together.
After much discussion and argument with the boys, trust the gals to come through with help for your plight!
An inspirational clandestine menage-a-troi session with Bobbie & her BFF Gizzelle, (one of her exotic dancer friends) provides the solution!
We won’t tell the lead singer if you don’t!
Inspired by your activities together, between the three of you (LOL) you are able come up with a few new sexy, but fully marketable band names to present to the rest of the members.
To stave off elimination from the Game of Toanz, in a community vote (in the case of a tie, first in wins), your next challenge is thus:
1. Introduce us (post a SFW pic) to your new friends Bobbie & Gizzelle
2. List the 3 new band names your activities helped inspire
3. ...After the three of you finish consuming this (post a pic of any sort of consumable)....
4. Hand-draw a simple logo of the best band name, scan or take a decent pic and post it.
5. Finally, explain to us all why that name/ logo is perfect for your band, the ideal one for success
Try to tell a story, weave it all together. You guys are getting better and better at it!
In short:
One sexy but SFW photo of 2 ladies / A list of 3 possible band names / Post a photo of a consumable / Draw up a simple, badass looking logo / And explain why it’s "The One."
This is your DEADLINE countdown (Monday at 7pm CST)
PRESS PLAY
Chapter 8
“Name That Band”
Well, congratulations Rock Stars! You got the gig! Bobbi’s even more pleased than you are!
While you didn’t exactly blow them away with your musical choices, your overall skill and presence sold it for them. Looks like with you, could be a dual frontman situation! VERY powerful! You begin rehearsals - mostly lot of hashing out, learning / tweaking of hot new material, plus breaking new ground. You're all having a frickin’ blast!
It’s plainly obvious they needed exactly YOU add the X-factor to complete this band for a run at NEXT LEVEL. Your bandmates are creative, skilled, and really, cool as
. It`s kinda like magic. You’re like brothers after only few sessions now, and thankfully your STD cleared up, and "Whatsername" stopped stalking you and hangin' round.Sadly, there’s one thing you’re not gelling on at ALL. Choosing a suitable new band name is proving quite difficult. NO DAMN WAY IN HELL you’re gonna play under the billing of “PickleCrack” or “Riffy McRiff Face” like they are suggesting. Even a circuit novice like you knows a band name is one of the most important decisions you will make together.
After much discussion and argument with the boys, trust the gals to come through with help for your plight!
An inspirational clandestine menage-a-troi session with Bobbie & her BFF Gizzelle, (one of her exotic dancer friends) provides the solution!
We won’t tell the lead singer if you don’t!
Inspired by your activities together, between the three of you (LOL) you are able come up with a few new sexy, but fully marketable band names to present to the rest of the members.
To stave off elimination from the Game of Toanz, in a community vote (in the case of a tie, first in wins), your next challenge is thus:
1. Introduce us (post a SFW pic) to your new friends Bobbie & Gizzelle
2. List the 3 new band names your activities helped inspire
3. ...After the three of you finish consuming this (post a pic of any sort of consumable)....
4. Hand-draw a simple logo of the best band name, scan or take a decent pic and post it.
5. Finally, explain to us all why that name/ logo is perfect for your band, the ideal one for success
Try to tell a story, weave it all together. You guys are getting better and better at it!
In short:
One sexy but SFW photo of 2 ladies / A list of 3 possible band names / Post a photo of a consumable / Draw up a simple, badass looking logo / And explain why it’s "The One."
This is your DEADLINE countdown (Monday at 7pm CST)
Last edited:
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
With Sledge Von missing his audition? Well, Cowboy is fair more than disappointed.
Penalty points from Chapter 6 and 7 will apply to the Ch. 8 count, vote deduction points to be revealed before the vote. However like last time, there may be PLUS point bonuses applied for other possible considerations. They must be earned.
Also... two Individal Excellence awards you can shoot for:
+2 points for best #1 band name
+2 points for single BEST logo
Here's some actual band name examples to 100% Steer AWAY from, very NSFW.
Chapter 8 is an ELIMINATION ROUND
Penalty points from Chapter 6 and 7 will apply to the Ch. 8 count, vote deduction points to be revealed before the vote. However like last time, there may be PLUS point bonuses applied for other possible considerations. They must be earned.
Also... two Individal Excellence awards you can shoot for:
+2 points for best #1 band name
+2 points for single BEST logo
Here's some actual band name examples to 100% Steer AWAY from, very NSFW.
Chapter 8 is an ELIMINATION ROUND
Last edited:
Evil Edna’s Horror Toilet!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa! That was about the only one I could mention without fear of recrimination….
At least that looked like a real cowboyWith Sledge Von missing his audition? Well, Cowboy is fair more than disappointed.
Penalty points from Chapter 6 and 7 will apply to the Ch. 8 count, vote deduction points to
be revealed before the vote. However like last time, there may be plus point bonuses applied
for other possible considerations. They must be earned.
Also... two Individal Excellence awards you can shoot for:
+2 points for best #1 band name
+2 points for single BEST logo
Here's some actual band name examples to 100% Steer AWAY from, very NSFW.
Chapter 8 is an ELIMINATION ROUND