TTR Game of Toanz

All of you had excellent entries and they were all entertaining and humorous. Let me begin with a quick review of each submission:

Mic Meister:

Audition went well. No real roast nor compliments of the guy before. In typical Mic Meister fashion, you're a nice guy. The luscious looking groupie, she gave you a hand you say??? Guitar playing entries were on point, although I'm not sure if you actually meant to post your buddy's grandpa or not. Lyrical content is straightforward rock and roll. Must have lost your phone though, I don't see any messages. Oh well.

Whatshername: doable.

Good entry.



Mr. Potato Head:
No story. No text.
Guitar playing entries...okay, but work on that epic guitar swing, would ya? Lyrical content gets a plus due to the use of the term "rim-job". Otherwise it didn't make much sense.

Whatshername: that jawline makes me question whether or not ... nevermind. I wouldn't do her. Probably. But you have fun!

Good entry.


Barbie Bob:

Good roasts, turns out that maybe you're not so barbless after all. Plus points for that. Guitar playing entries left me feeling a little dirty though... like I was watching Masturangelo Batio-ing his way through fully bastardizing some loved and revered classics. The tricks are undoubtedly badass though.
Lyrical content scores a bunch for masterfully aiming your artillery evenly amongst all competitors on the battlefield.
Text message seems good

Whatshername: doable

Good entry.


Heinous Anus:

Thoroughly disparaging remarks, excellent roasts included in your story, made me laugh a bit. Guitar playing entries are undeniably kickass. Lyrical content was a little dark, but coherent. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but use extreme caution, she looks trashy. I still would.

Good entry.


ThunderSkull:

Chose the high road, issued compliments rather than roasts. No shame in that, might even earn you points. Guitar playing entries are some impressive - almost robotic - chops. Lyrical content was good, and coherent. It seems that you had a one sided text? That's okay, we could understand.

Whatshername: doable. Even if she IS a cougar.

Good entry.


Sexxx Stank:

Choosing to roast, he takes several quick shots in a humorous way, integrated into his story, it's short and sweet. Good job. Guitar playing entries are on point, lyrical content seems rather deep, but it's coherent. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but she looks like a good girl. She may be high maintenance.

Good entry.


Jett Roxx:

Taking a more passive/aggressive approach with a compliment immediately followed up by a subtle jab. Nice. Guitar playing entries kick ass, lyrical content was coherent, yet seems forced, as if you were put on the spot. That's okay. Classic "yo mama" joke in the text, good.

Whatshername: doable, and looks fun.


Wolfgang Eisenfick:

Immediately begins his story with some significant roasts. Extra points for the alluded to psychedelic aspect. Guitar playing entries on point. Lyrical content, coherent and also psychedelic. Good. Text message also continues the psychedelic theme. Good.

Whatshername: doable, but may take pleasure in causing you mild physical pain during "funtime".

Good entry.


Dick Burns:

Starts off with guns blazing, full on roast. However, the story was long and only halfway coherent. Humorous nonetheless. Included unnecessary video and photo content, however. Just gross. Guitar playing entries are killer, lyrical content is coherent, and it rhymes, that's a plus. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but looks suspiciously like one of those expensive dolls.

Good entry

Don Dagger:


Also taking the high road. Choosing to not make the obvious "he was wearing a dress" jokes, and instead complimenting the sheer size of the freely swinging bag of jewels before him. Guitar playing entries are "smoking", lyrical content coherent yet ambiguous. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but my bet is you need a special key to unlock her steam punk panties.

Drummers mom: has got it going on. Would seek treasures in archeological ruins with.

Good entry.



It seems that our own Sledge Von Pünhammer has been arrested and nobody has heard from him since. Safe to say our tour bus must sadly continue on without him. Best luck to you, Mr. Pünhammer, may all your dreams come true. If you're ever released, that is.


And now the time has come for me to bestow upon one of you the Immunity Idol.

Who will it be??? It's a very difficult decision.


Stay tuned...
 
POOP KNIFE said:
All of you had excellent entries and they were all entertaining and humorous. Let me begin with a quick review of each submission:

Mic Meister:

Audition went well. No real roast nor compliments of the guy before. In typical Mic Meister fashion, you're a nice guy. The luscious looking groupie, she gave you a hand you say??? Guitar playing entries were on point, although I'm not sure if you actually meant to post your buddy's grandpa or not. Lyrical content is straightforward rock and roll. Must have lost your phone though, I don't see any messages. Oh well.

Whatshername: doable.

Good entry.



Mr. Potato Head:
No story. No text.
Guitar playing entries...okay, but work on that epic guitar swing, would ya? Lyrical content gets a plus due to the use of the term "rim-job". Otherwise it didn't make much sense.

Whatshername: that jawline makes me question whether or not ... nevermind. I wouldn't do her. Probably. But you have fun!

Good entry.


Barbie Bob:

Good roasts, turns out that maybe you're not so barbless after all. Plus points for that. Guitar playing entries left me feeling a little dirty though... like I was watching Masturangelo Batio-ing his way through fully bastardizing some loved and revered classics. The tricks are undoubtedly badass though.
Lyrical content scores a bunch for masterfully aiming your artillery evenly amongst all competitors on the battlefield.
Text message seems good

Whatshername: doable

Good entry.


Heinous Anus:

Thoroughly disparaging remarks, excellent roasts included in your story, made me laugh a bit. Guitar playing entries are undeniably kickass. Lyrical content was a little dark, but coherent. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but use extreme caution, she looks trashy. I still would.

Good entry.


ThunderSkull:

Chose the high road, issued compliments rather than roasts. No shame in that, might even earn you points. Guitar playing entries are some impressive - almost robotic - chops. Lyrical content was good, and coherent. It seems that you had a one sided text? That's okay, we could understand.

Whatshername: doable. Even if she IS a cougar.

Good entry.


Sexxx Stank:

Choosing to roast, he takes several quick shots in a humorous way, integrated into his story, it's short and sweet. Good job. Guitar playing entries are on point, lyrical content seems rather deep, but it's coherent. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but she looks like a good girl. She may be high maintenance.

Good entry.


Jett Roxx:

Taking a more passive/aggressive approach with a compliment immediately followed up by a subtle jab. Nice. Guitar playing entries kick ass, lyrical content was coherent, yet seems forced, as if you were put on the spot. That's okay. Classic "yo mama" joke in the text, good.

Whatshername: doable, and looks fun.


Wolfgang Eisenfick:

Immediately begins his story with some significant roasts. Extra points for the alluded to psychedelic aspect. Guitar playing entries on point. Lyrical content, coherent and also psychedelic. Good. Text message also continues the psychedelic theme. Good.

Whatshername: doable, but may take pleasure in causing you mild physical pain during "funtime".

Good entry.


Dick Burns:

Starts off with guns blazing, full on roast. However, the story was long and only halfway coherent. Humorous nonetheless. Included unnecessary video and photo content, however. Just gross. Guitar playing entries are killer, lyrical content is coherent, and it rhymes, that's a plus. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but looks suspiciously like one of those expensive dolls.

Good entry

Don Dagger:


Also taking the high road. Choosing to not make the obvious "he was wearing a dress" jokes, and instead complimenting the sheer size of the freely swinging bag of jewels before him. Guitar playing entries are "smoking", lyrical content coherent yet ambiguous. Text message is good.

Whatshername: doable, but my bet is you need a special key to unlock her steam punk panties.

Drummers mom: has got it going on. Would seek treasures in archeological ruins with.

Good entry.



It seems that our own Sledge Von Pünhammer has been arrested and nobody has heard from him since. Safe to say our tour bus must sadly continue on without him. Best luck to you, Mr. Pünhammer, may all your dreams come true. If you're ever released, that is.


And now the time has come for me to bestow upon one of you the Immunity Idol.

Who will it be??? It's a very difficult decision.


Stay tuned...
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Uh, Eva Green is all woman! I don't go for the usual bimbo type. Gotta have some intelligence and a dash of mystery. You couldn't handle her!
 
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