TTR Game of Toanz

Oh fella's, we got one hungry for the winner!! Good luck!!

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So I show up to the band room for audition ant there stand one of my competitors for the position. He's ripping out some riff, they weren't terrible so I pull my phone out to get quick video. It was Wolfgang Eisinfick here is.

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So he starts to pack his gear up. As he is packing up I'm talking to whatshername about the band and she tells me how they drop there old guitarist. She goes on to tell me how the band was done with cover music and wanted to start writing originals. I started to tell her how that was what I did was write and was cut off by Wolfgang Eisinficks weird jester as he passed me. I still had my phone out so I got a pic. I can't help but laugh every time I see it. What a weirdo.

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What the hell is this. Whatshername looks at me with this disgusted look an that's when I lost it. I look back at her and say I guess it's my turn. I'm think as I walk up I have this afte that last guy this is in the bag. I get all set up and as I was finishing the bass player hollers out man you guys know where the car keys are. I look up as he says I think the vocalist should be here for this but he's locked in the car. That's when I lost it in full on laughter. I ask does this happen often? The drummer answers back man it usually the bass player locked in the car. So I finally settled down from the laughter and sling the guitar. I say to the band guys I could really use a bowl and drink after that. So I pack a tight one in the bong that's sitting there and start passing it around. After the bowl is gone I get tuned up and kick the standby of. I hit a couple cuggs and the band say that tone is over the top. I start to show them what I've got laying all my tricks out there.





I finally get done showing them my trick and kick the standby back on. The band tells me they like what they hear. At this time they say can you write? I awnser back well by the way yes I do.

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After getting my gear packed up I'm our at my rig loading it. The drummer comes up behind me and said man that was impressive work. I look at him and say thanks. With him was whatshername. The drummer said I just wanted to tell you and walked away but whatshername stayed behind. I'm working at putting my guitar in the rig as I fell something slipping up my kilt. I turn around a little surprised as I she lifts her skirt my tone wood rises. Took care of business there in the street then jump in the car and whatshername and I hit the bar.


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I figured she had been spread around the band but what ever I'm a Rockstar and got to see her Anus Blink

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That's my story of the audition
Dick Burns
 
Mr. Potato Head said:
I want to kick your ass too now, you just made the list of pain friend!
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Ha ha ha I totally read your post wrong...... @Mr. Potato Head

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Since whatshername is also named Bobbie... I thought your post was about a " Bobbie" and so I childishly reached for a sexual joke!

What I did NOT realize was that you were talking about "Bulgarian Bob".... Calling him Bobby (spelled differently)

Please forgive my distasteful and immature joke.
I mean, I'm all for nasty innuendo, but that is WAY out of bounds!

I gotta learn how to read!!!

@Sapient please forgive me as well.

Real metalheads own their poop and will make amends where it is called for. I'll buy you guys a guitar or something.
 
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Headache said:
Ha ha ha I totally read your post wrong...... @Mr. Potato Head

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Since whatshername is also named Bobbie... I thought your post was about a " Bobbie" and so I childishly reached for a sexual joke!

What I did NOT realize was that you were talking about "Bulgarian Bob".... Calling him Bobby (spelled differently)

Please forgive my distasteful and immature joke.
I mean, I'm all for nasty innuendo, but that is WAY out of bounds!

I gotta learn how to read!!!

@Sapient please forgive me as well.

Real metalheads own their poop and will make amends where it is called for. I'll buy you guys a guitar or something.
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Brother it is all good, I just thought we were playing the game. ✌️
 
What's with all this patty cake bull:poo:?!?!
Before you know it, all you guys are gonna be sitting around a campfire, holding hands, singing kumbaya, roasting marshmallows and caressing each other in the shower.

and NOBODY calls me Bobby .... (except my mom! She loves me ... I think)

:sick: Barbarian Bob feels sick thinking about the amount of estrogen exhibited here.

Now if you'll excuse me, Barbarian Bob has to go return my mom's Miata before I get grounded.
 
I know we are playing a game here. However, in actuality most folks I have run into that are musicians or enthusiasts are generally very nice supportive people. In real life I try not to throw anyone under the proverbial bus for my benefit or advancement. You meet the same people as you are going up the ladder as you will once again on your way down. I also would actually prefer NOT to try kicking Headaches ass.

Back to the game ladies.
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
What's with all this patty cake bull:poo:?!?!
Before you know it, all you guys are gonna be sitting around a campfire, holding hands, singing kumbaya, roasting marshmallows and caressing each other in the shower.

and NOBODY calls me Bobby .... (except my mom! She loves me ... I think)

:sick: Barbarian Bob feels sick thinking about the amount of estrogen exhibited here.

Now if you'll excuse me, Barbarian Bob has to go return my mom's Miata before I get grounded.
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oh, I still wanna kick YOUR ass
 
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