TTR Game of Toanz

He wears a ceasar 83 mask
TVvoodoo said:
I figure most of us here probably understand it's not ideal to make major life choices after
incinerating a well-packed bowl. Well, most of us.

Of course, 18 year olds? Well it's understandable mistakes can happen.

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@4406Pack I find your request rather hilarious in light of the guitarist you seem to idolize.
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I get to the audition, just in time to see the girl who auditioned before me come running out. She was wearing these HUGE pleather boots from Hot Topic that had some chains on them? I dunno, it was weird. She couldn't run very fast with them on haha. She gets a little closer and I realize that she's not a she at all. I just thought he was, because of all the crying. See, they were mocking him, calling him names like "Barbara Bobette" and making other disparaging remarks about his playing ability like "you play like a girl" and so forth. Needless to say, I was a little more nervous than I was already when I showed up after seeing this. Baroness Blob ran to his pink Miata and pulled out a pack of Virginia Slims and a wine cooler and began to soothe his wounds. I just shook my head.

I walked into the band's headquarters, they were anxiously awaiting my arrival, as they had heard rumors about my encounter with Satan in the local Target parking lot. They were disappointed to learn that I still had my soul and didn't keep any contact info for him, but after sharing some of the devil's lettuce with the band, they wanted to hear me play. I set up my gear, turned it up loud, and got wild:


They were impressed with my playing, but now, after more lettuce, they wondered if I had any writing abilities. I showed them something I came up with on the spot.

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We shared a few drinks, laughs and jokes, they thanked me for coming, spirits were high. I went home for the night.

In the morning I received the news:

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So, I left whatshername stuck to the wall. She's kindof an annoying bimbo anyway.

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So that's how I successfully auditioned for and joined the band.
 
G O T chapter 7
I Get to the Audition 45 mins early to sneak in an Put on Thunder Skull and dam wouldn’t you know it there is henus anus or something like that letting it Rip he sounds to Dam awesome I hope i even get a chance to play i am thinking to my self as he is wrapping up. I finishing getting my outfit on flashing skull mask hat an boots
An walk out of the dressing room and face to face i see him and the look of Fear in his face said it all anus said they told me i was all that was going to audition if i would have known ThunDer Skull was going to audition i would have told them i pass well i know you don’t talk when in costume but good Luck!
And i went in and the Band was dead silence and starring in awe of the Incredible stage presence ThunderSkull is when fully Dressed up and Standing 6’8
The singer said you ready and ThunderSkull nods
And i played these
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Right when he first got on stage
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I then was aked for some lyrics
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their Jaws were on the Floor and they said we will let you know
Thunder Skull nods head and leaves
Later that night i got a text from the singer
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This was the pic of my girl who became my manager last night
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Off to Melt Faces on the 3rd planet of the Sun
You Mortals!
 
mcblink said:
I get to the audition, just in time to see the girl who auditioned before me come running out. She was wearing these HUGE pleather boots from Hot Topic that had some chains on them? I dunno, it was weird. She couldn't run very fast with them on haha. She gets a little closer and I realize that she's not a she at all. I just thought he was, because of all the crying. See, they were mocking him, calling him names like "Barbara Bobette" and making other disparaging remarks about his playing ability like "you play like a girl" and so forth. Needless to say, I was a little more nervous than I was already when I showed up after seeing this. Baroness Blob ran to his pink Miata and pulled out a pack of Virginia Slims and a wine cooler and began to soothe his wounds. I just shook my head.

I walked into the band's headquarters, they were anxiously awaiting my arrival, as they had heard rumors about my encounter with Satan in the local Target parking lot. They were disappointed to learn that I still had my soul and didn't keep any contact info for him, but after sharing some of the devil's lettuce with the band, they wanted to hear me play. I set up my gear, turned it up loud, and got wild:


They were impressed with my playing, but now, after more lettuce, they wondered if I had any writing abilities. I showed them something I came up with on the spot.

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We shared a few drinks, laughs and jokes, they thanked me for coming, spirits were high. I went home for the night.

In the morning I received the news:

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So, I left whatshername stuck to the wall. She's kindof an annoying bimbo anyway.

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So that's how I successfully auditioned for and joined the band.
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The Miata wasn't mine! It was my mom's and all she had to smoke in the car were the skinny cigs.
And I wasn't crying, I got something stuck in my eye!
Don't be such an anus!
 
So I got to the audition.... Early. I watched some skinny 12 year old in a Halloween costume rattle through some boring weird jazzy notes.... Smoothly, but wow! was it weird!
He was walking tall as he finished.... I tried not to snicker at his cute skeleton...thing.... Wtf?

I said hey to the guys, plugged in, winked at the honey and started playing with a few heavy as f*ck riffs so they could feel my palm mites literally shaking the concrete and punching them in the chest.

Then I wanted to demonstrate my insane show-off licks and stage presence so I rattled thru this

The guys were blown away.... As I watched the horny hotty Bobbie whatshername in the corner, I instinctively "adjusted myself" to see if she was watching.... She was, I watched her take a breath and reach for her tenderloins as well.... She noticed I was looking and tried to hide it...... But I knew the hook was set.

I popped open a folder full of about 300 songs and grabbed one off the top to show them I can write deep lyrics as well.
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Band messaged me about 20 minutes after I got home.
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Much later that night, Bobbie whatshername messaged me and sent me this.
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First off some of us aren't so poetic. Just sayin..


I saw the dude before finish up and he was a total metalhead - some mean riffage. Then he got a bit more mainstream and somehow uglier? Was weird. Figured I should really turn up the heat.
So I started with some major shred.


After that I thought maybe I should change it up a bit so I threw everything I had at them. Lotsa rock, a bit of jazz, flamenco and even classical. Might as well try it all!!



I showed them some lyrics and while not my best effort perhaps, it was a start.


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I got a message the next AM


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So I made it!! And I was thinking of whatshername staring at me in the corner and wondered....


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