TTR Game of Toanz

LiveeviL2000 said:
I know what cab and amp I want!!
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This dude pulls up in a bitchin lime green Pinto with mag wheels on it, I could tell this guy was ready to follow in my footsteps. We got to talkin’ as he tried out my gear. Then he tried to haggle me down hard. Man, I was only asking $3500 for the whole lot. Then I thought about it, what would make this guy more reasonable... @mcblink ‘s stash!!! I asked him if he wanted to hang for a while. I went into Blink’s room, took a little of his stinky weed, offered this guy some. Man that stuff must be strong, before I knew it I was reverse haggling him. I got him up to $5000. He looked happy as hell, took his gear (and a little stink weed) got into his Pinto and drove off. Time to get online and shop my arse off!! Metal greatness waits for nobody!
Marshall 1960B lead straight speakers 300 watt 4x12 cabinet | Reverb
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$750
Marshall 1960B Lead 300-Watt 4x12" Straight Guitar Speaker Cabinet | Reverb
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$900
Marshall JCM 900 Model 4100 Hi Gain Dual Reverb 2-Channel 100-Watt Guitar Amp Head 1990s - Black | Reverb
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$1395
JCM 900 Full Marshall Stack for that full blast, bone rattling sonic boom. Nothing says METAL like a Marshall Stack! If I must explain it to you more … You shouldn’t be here!
Jackson Pro Series Signature Corey Beaulieu King V KV7Q 7-String Electric Guitar | Reverb
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$1258.93
This isnt just a guitar, its an axe meant to be in the hands of a METAL GOD LIKE ME!! Let’s start with looks... quilt maple top, in winter storm white (That’s right Winter is Coming), ebony fretboard, KILLER V design, I’ll be like a White Walker from North of the Wall Freezing people’s faces in Metal ecstasy. Floyd Rose to dive bomb the thousands at every venue, only 1 volume knob … we don’t need no stinking tone knobs! EVH didn’t have a tone knob and it worked pretty well for him! Plus who uses a tone knob anyway? What does, that even do?!?! Oh and if that wasn’t enough, no need to down tune with this scepter of the metal gods. It is a 7 string!! It puts the H E A V Y into Metal.
Boss SD-1 Super Overdrive | Reverb

$59.99
Classic overdrive used by so many legends! Since I’m on my way to have my name added to that list, I should have one too! It can give that full stack a little extra boost when I need to really melt some faces!
TC Electronic Flashback 2 Delay and Looper 2017 - Present - Blue | Reverb

$135
Flashback Delay, The effects I can get out of this blue beast are endless, from slap back to wild sweeping echos and modulation effects. Add the MASH function and I have an FX machine that will make me sound GLORIOUS! Glorious lorious rious us us us ….
Used MXR M108S 10 Band Graphic EQ Equalizer Guitar Effects Pedal! | Reverb

$114.95
This EQ will fine tune my signature scooped metal sound. Plus it has cool LED lights! FREAKIN’ AWESOME!
Donner Noise Killer | Reverb

$35
Best noise gate in the business, this little green monster not only does the job, but it does it extremely well. It won’t steal any tone or sustain. Best of all 1 knob, 1 mini toggle, easy to operate and it has a skull on it! Made for anyone who is metal to the core!! Like ME!!

This is the Holy Grail of Metal gear. This will bring my “in your face, heavy, old school chugging metal riffs to the masses!!! GOD HOOD IS ONLY A STEP AWAY!!!! Look out world, LiveeviL has arrived!!
As a great man once said …
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With the $351.13 I have leftover from my $5000, I go to the pharmacy to get meds to calm my already inflated ego. Then I went to the Liquor store to get a case of beer to wash down the meds, and I leave $50 on @mcblink ‘s dresser with a note, “Borrowed some weed, buy some more ~Evil”. Aint right to take a guys weed and not replace it.
 
TVvoodoo said:
OK fellas polls are closed for Chapter 4 here are the results before bonuses applied.

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Here are the bonus points as I tabulated them
AFTER VIEWING YESTERDAY.

Headache got the Full +2 Boost story, attitude, whammyness + song choice
Clockworkmike also +2 for guitar change and plucky crazy train
Mr. Potato Head gets +2 for Jazz Oddyessy back in black, and great story + songs
Mitch gets 1.5 +1/2 for “18” and +1 for feedback outtro
Jethro gets +1.5 1/2 for the wig, 1/2 for pick throw, and 1/2 for song choice
4406pack gets +1 point for the half-shirt +1 for best pick slide
SG John gets +1 by playin’ for layin’ and +1 for that crazy boston talk
Liveevil2000 earned +1 for costume, those rings! +1 for throwing horns X5
Mcblink gets +1 for Setlist
Don O gets +1 for song list, +1/2 for extra effort
Inspector #20 got +1 extra attitude and effort, +1 for Canadian Whisky
LRT got +1 for forgetting he did the same riff twice. That’s rock n’ roll baby!
+1 for vulgar expletives
Thatbastarddon got 2 +1 for attitude and song choices +1 offensive T-shirt

The four lowest scores were:
@Headache with 9
@Mr. Potato Head with 9
@Don O Finished with 7.5
@Thatbastarddon Ends up with least number of votes at 7
HOWEVER.... he's got the Immunity Idol.

That is the raw POWER of immunity in this game.

Looks like @Don O becomes the Assistant to the Assistant Manager at Guitar Depot,
(but a different one across town).

Donny, you played a super game were very involved it's sad to see you go.
We all hope you continue to follow along and help keep these ballooning egos in check.
Good luck at Guitar Depot!

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Stay tuned for Chapter 5 coming up as soon as I put it together
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Well guess I better go work on my concession speech….

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Cowboy says y'alls need a brain rattle for challenge requirements.

Your Task In Short
1. Tell us all about what happened when the deal went down, and the amount you raised.
2. Shop Reverb for your new rig, showing us pictures, links, prices (guitar/amp/+4 pedals).
3. Outline why you bought that stuff (the sweet tones/style you may now achieve for your chosen genre), and if you somehow managed to have any extra money left over, how you got rid of that too.

ONCE AGAIN ALL IN ONE POST NO EDITS. DON'T FORGET ANYTHING!
 
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