TTR Game of Toanz
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DangerousR6
Well-Known Member
I give....
LRT
Well-Known Member
Ok well maybe this will help you to feel better@DangerousR6
@Thatbastarddon
@C-Grin
@Iron1
TWO HOUR WARNING
Perhaps we have saved the best for last?
@LRT that was a fantastic run on the face of it but Cowboy spied some technical errors that will result in penalties.
They may be offset by bonuses earned, believe it or not. One thing I saw was you can always back on drums bcz I see some piled up in the back corner of your garage. But keep trying at guitar, it didn't happen overnight for me either
Not the only set here that's the backup set
So I go to my favorite music store…Bob’s Excellent Music Emporium (BE-ME), to sample some of his finest wares…
After that, things got weird…The two guys that had come in to the store asking if my bike was out front were half of that band aCIDiC…I recognized one of the Acid Dicks from somewhere else too. Then it clicked….Monica’s dresser…the picture on top….that’s Francis!
So, he’s stepping up to me pretty quick now….don’t panic…I hand him the guitar I was holding, and he actually takes it from me! Don’t know what he was thinking, but I gave Bob a shout out, “Thanks for letting me goof around Bob! Gotta go now! Have a good one!” With no hesitation I head for the door, and Francis yells out, “What was your bike doing in front of my mom’s place this morning!?!?” I’m already at the door, and I toss out, “Cooling off while your mom was warming up!”
Francis is making a B-line for me, when Bob grabs him by the collar and says, “Where you going with MY GUITAR PUNK!?”
I make my way out the door, and see the local PD out by my bike…Francis had double parked, to try to block me in, and the cops were ticketing him. I hopped on my bike, and got outta there….a good day…
Monica is texting me….she’s pissed that Francis called her for bail
Songs at play…
Come as you are
Daytripper
HelterSkelter
Pickslide
Back in Black
Paranoid
Are you gonna go my way
:dood: No horns…my bad.
M o n I c a….
After that, things got weird…The two guys that had come in to the store asking if my bike was out front were half of that band aCIDiC…I recognized one of the Acid Dicks from somewhere else too. Then it clicked….Monica’s dresser…the picture on top….that’s Francis!
So, he’s stepping up to me pretty quick now….don’t panic…I hand him the guitar I was holding, and he actually takes it from me! Don’t know what he was thinking, but I gave Bob a shout out, “Thanks for letting me goof around Bob! Gotta go now! Have a good one!” With no hesitation I head for the door, and Francis yells out, “What was your bike doing in front of my mom’s place this morning!?!?” I’m already at the door, and I toss out, “Cooling off while your mom was warming up!”
Francis is making a B-line for me, when Bob grabs him by the collar and says, “Where you going with MY GUITAR PUNK!?”
I make my way out the door, and see the local PD out by my bike…Francis had double parked, to try to block me in, and the cops were ticketing him. I hopped on my bike, and got outta there….a good day…
Monica is texting me….she’s pissed that Francis called her for bail
Songs at play…
Come as you are
Daytripper
HelterSkelter
Pickslide
Back in Black
Paranoid
Are you gonna go my way
:dood: No horns…my bad.
M o n I c a….
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Looks like our own infamous @Iron1 was low on iron this week. Maybe he needed that Liver 'n Onions dinner.
As a result his player/character has decided to move to the rocky mountains near Colorado, where he begged his way in
with a 53 year-old lady who owns a yurt, and has taken up weaving small rugs to sustain their simplified lifestyle.
Also, another sad occurrence, @DangerousR6 was tragically electrifried while trying to steal juice for his friends' clandestine grow-Op. Police say if he hadn't had that tinfoil-wrapped cuke hidden in his tighty-whiteys he might have survived. Such are the grand jokes that get played on us. Another voluntary Game of Toanz withdrawal, his character leaves behind a significant collection of Pogs, a nearly-finished Rubiks cube and a collection of sweet grunge rock shirts.
And if that wasn't awful enough news, at this point, since I have messaged @C-Grin at least four times over the past week and heard not a peep back from him, so I must also retire him as becoming suddenly spiritually enlightened, enrolling into theological school, and attending to his sudden desperate call to join the priesthood. We wish him luck and know he will be praying for salvation for the rest of us.
We do hope these fine men never give up on the rock star dream, and hope they will continue to follow The Game of Toanz as best they can,
and please I ask them to join in to make sure the remaining huge egos stay in check a little bit.
Not to worry! Do NOT panic!
I see @Thatbastarddon has thrown in his Giutar Depot Heroics, which I must now score.
It is my hope he graced us with something the likes of which we've never seen before,
and hopefully will never see again... BRB
As a result his player/character has decided to move to the rocky mountains near Colorado, where he begged his way in
with a 53 year-old lady who owns a yurt, and has taken up weaving small rugs to sustain their simplified lifestyle.
Also, another sad occurrence, @DangerousR6 was tragically electrifried while trying to steal juice for his friends' clandestine grow-Op. Police say if he hadn't had that tinfoil-wrapped cuke hidden in his tighty-whiteys he might have survived. Such are the grand jokes that get played on us. Another voluntary Game of Toanz withdrawal, his character leaves behind a significant collection of Pogs, a nearly-finished Rubiks cube and a collection of sweet grunge rock shirts.
And if that wasn't awful enough news, at this point, since I have messaged @C-Grin at least four times over the past week and heard not a peep back from him, so I must also retire him as becoming suddenly spiritually enlightened, enrolling into theological school, and attending to his sudden desperate call to join the priesthood. We wish him luck and know he will be praying for salvation for the rest of us.
We do hope these fine men never give up on the rock star dream, and hope they will continue to follow The Game of Toanz as best they can,
and please I ask them to join in to make sure the remaining huge egos stay in check a little bit.
Not to worry! Do NOT panic!
I see @Thatbastarddon has thrown in his Giutar Depot Heroics, which I must now score.
It is my hope he graced us with something the likes of which we've never seen before,
and hopefully will never see again... BRB
DangerousR6
Well-Known Member
Also, another sad occurrence, @DangerousR6 was tragically electrifried while trying to steal juice for his friends' clandestine grow-Op. Police say if he hadn't had that tinfoil-wrapped cuke hidden in his tighty-whiteys he might have survived. Such are the grand jokes that get played on us. Another voluntary Game of Toanz withdrawal, his character leaves behind a significant collection of Pogs, a nearly-finished Rubiks cube and a collection of sweet grunge rock shirts.
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
So what I’m hearing is.
@Iron1 and @DangerousR6 saw the greatness of the soon to be rock stars of the future.
I figure it would be akin to staring directly at the sun. They went talent blind from our collective greatness!
@Iron1 and @DangerousR6 saw the greatness of the soon to be rock stars of the future.
I figure it would be akin to staring directly at the sun. They went talent blind from our collective greatness!
DangerousR6
Well-Known Member
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Clean run for @Thatbastarddon I see no penalties, and at least one bonus
Will look again, then tabulate all the penalties. After that, later tonight,
I will open the vote threads. Bear with me, wife is calling me for dinner,
and this is going to take a little time.
Tomorrow night we get a New Round, and it's a real fun one!
THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Will look again, then tabulate all the penalties. After that, later tonight,
I will open the vote threads. Bear with me, wife is calling me for dinner,
and this is going to take a little time.
Tomorrow night we get a New Round, and it's a real fun one!
THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Lmao dammit......that was hilarious! Getting bitched at by Bob from Bob's Music Store in the hockey mask and "My other ride is your mother" Tshirt is the cherry on topSo I go to my favorite music store…Bob’s Excellent Music Emporium (BE-ME), to sample some of his finest wares…
After that, things got weird…The two guys that had come in to the store asking if my bike was out front were half of that band aCIDiC…I recognized one of the Acid Dicks from somewhere else too. Then it clicked….Monica’s dresser…the picture on top….that’s Francis!
So, he’s stepping up to me pretty quick now….don’t panic…I hand him the guitar I was holding, and he actually takes it from me! Don’t know what he was thinking, but I gave Bob a shout out, “Thanks for letting me goof around Bob! Gotta go now! Have a good one!” With no hesitation I head for the door, and Francis yells out, “What was your bike doing in front of my mom’s place this morning!?!?” I’m already at the door, and I toss out, “Cooling off while your mom was warming up!”
Francis is making a B-line for me, when Bob grabs him by the collar and says, “Where you going with MY GUITAR PUNK!?”
I make my way out the door, and see the local PD out by my bike…Francis had double parked, to try to block me in, and the cops were ticketing him. I hopped on my bike, and got outta there….a good day…
Monica is texting me….she’s pissed that Francis called her for bail
Songs at play…
Come as you are
Daytripper
HelterSkelter
Pickslide
Back in Black
Paranoid
Are you gonna go my way
:dood: No horns…my bad.
M o n I c a….
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Both I as GameMaster and The Cowboy from Hell are generally pleased with the participation, and creativity shown,
but also saddened by the exodus of weak hands. But, only the strong can survive The Game of Toanz
While the rest of you remaining might be celebrating that your journey forward to stardom will now be easier, forget that! In what I guess some of you might be wanting to call a fabulous display of your "incredible" musicianship, it’s too bad you're all are under restraining orders and banned from that particular Guitar Depot location for life.
Ain't nothing but a thing. Look at these reprobates below. As if any of them could ever become anyone or accomplish anything.
The Cowboy did notice some maverick style renegade stuff going on with some submissions, rock 'n rollers be like that,
but it is a game after all, and stupid games have stupid rules and all that BS.
So here’s how the whistles went
Guitar Depot Hero Penalty list:
@Mr. Potato Head -1 vote for No mention of song titles
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP -1/2 vote for Weak story -1/2 vote for Playing WAY too tasty
@Jethro Rocker -1 for his Feeble pick scrape too runty to ever be able to survive and grow into an epic pick slide
@4406Pack -1 vote Short on songs,
@SG John -1 for No written story, -1/2 for Rock songs way not cliche enough
@Don O -1 For way, way WAY too much leg, what were you thinking? My God!
@Inspector #20 -1 For No set list, -1 For No story
@LRT -1 For No set list, -1/2 point No story (at least as part of the initial post as required, small break given because you were super fast).
Congratulations to those who were able to follow the rules and top-rope smackdown the others real good.
Ouch!
The above penalty points will be subtracted from your total tomorrow night. You may use this info to campaign for extra votes if you feel you might need them. Not everyone got a penalty, but everyone WILL see some sort of bonus to be added to your votes in the end. Voting thread links will be posted here in a couple/few hours. 24 hours to vote.
Be sure to tear yourselves away from the Academy Awards extravaganza to check in. I like low cut gowns to.
How it’s all going to shake out? Who the heck knows? Only time will tell.
but also saddened by the exodus of weak hands. But, only the strong can survive The Game of Toanz
While the rest of you remaining might be celebrating that your journey forward to stardom will now be easier, forget that! In what I guess some of you might be wanting to call a fabulous display of your "incredible" musicianship, it’s too bad you're all are under restraining orders and banned from that particular Guitar Depot location for life.
Ain't nothing but a thing. Look at these reprobates below. As if any of them could ever become anyone or accomplish anything.
The Cowboy did notice some maverick style renegade stuff going on with some submissions, rock 'n rollers be like that,
but it is a game after all, and stupid games have stupid rules and all that BS.
So here’s how the whistles went
Guitar Depot Hero Penalty list:
@Mr. Potato Head -1 vote for No mention of song titles
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP -1/2 vote for Weak story -1/2 vote for Playing WAY too tasty
@Jethro Rocker -1 for his Feeble pick scrape too runty to ever be able to survive and grow into an epic pick slide
@4406Pack -1 vote Short on songs,
@SG John -1 for No written story, -1/2 for Rock songs way not cliche enough
@Don O -1 For way, way WAY too much leg, what were you thinking? My God!
@Inspector #20 -1 For No set list, -1 For No story
@LRT -1 For No set list, -1/2 point No story (at least as part of the initial post as required, small break given because you were super fast).
Congratulations to those who were able to follow the rules and top-rope smackdown the others real good.
Ouch!
The above penalty points will be subtracted from your total tomorrow night. You may use this info to campaign for extra votes if you feel you might need them. Not everyone got a penalty, but everyone WILL see some sort of bonus to be added to your votes in the end. Voting thread links will be posted here in a couple/few hours. 24 hours to vote.
Be sure to tear yourselves away from the Academy Awards extravaganza to check in. I like low cut gowns to.
How it’s all going to shake out? Who the heck knows? Only time will tell.
I want to file an official complaint to the rules committee :dood:
I was just channeling the Sue picture that the Gamemaster posted !
It thought I did a pretty good job of it !
Amp Mad Scientist
Ambassador of Heresy
I cast my vote for the next President of the United States of America, Mitch Pearrow.
What are we voting for, remind me.
What are we voting for, remind me.
I want to file an official complaint to the rules committee :dood:
I was just channeling the Sue picture that the Gamemaster posted !
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The only comment i have for @TVvoodoo is one of clarification. I recall asking if i needed to post a setlist and his reply was that i did not.
Did i miss something???
Quick reclaim…
