TTR Game of Toanz

LiveeviL2000 said:
Liveevil storms on to the bus slams the door behind him. His hair all disheveled, his precious Dio denim vest all askew. He is skulking on the bus peering through the tinted glass. Hes all out of breath and he looks nervous. He has a VHS tape clutched in his visibly shaking hands.

TTR guys on the bus: “Yo Evil, what happened to you? What’s with the black eye?”

Liveevil looks around at all the guys staring at him. Even McBlink opened one eye to take notice from his weed induced coma.

McBlink: “yeah man …"

Evil composes himself, fixes his hair and starts acting all cool as he tells his tale ...

Liveevil: “what? Oh, the black eye? Ummmm …. Man! I went to the store. So, there I was at Guitar Central minding my own business, I was making my demo using the store’s gear, you know, since I ain’t got no decent rig yet! Anyways, I was recording it there at the store. MAN! I was killing it! People were looking at me play, no doubt they were digging my Panty Dropping Metal riffage!

Then all of a sudden these four posers from a local band and their girls showed up, they creeped up on me and started laughing. They said, “check out this loser, he cant play for poop”. Man, that fried my nuts for some reason, because I know nobody can touch my tone! So, I said, “Hey are the girls part of your band?” They said, “no” I turned winked at one of the girls and with a totally straight face I said, “Too bad, they harmonized on my skin flute pretty good this morning!”

I turned and dimed out the amp I was playing on, and just as they started to say something, I shouted “TURN IT UP!”. Man you shoulda seen me! I was like a headbangin’ metal god! I gave em a load of masterful riffs, hitting every note PERFECTLY! I giving em the Jersey Bird between riffs, IT WAS AWESOME!!! They knew I had the goods, I could see it in their faces. I must of got under their skin though. Because, all of a sudden, one of em sucka punches me. That’s how I copped the mouse under my eye. Man, they were pissed! I guess they could’t handle my skills! So, I picked up the closest heaviest guitar I could find to defend myself and started swinging it around like a guitar shredding samurai warrior. I broke a sweat! Swinging’ a 57 LP custom reissue Black Beauty is hard work!

Man, let me tell ya! They backed off quick! I would too if a 30 pound guitar was swinging around. But I could tell, their chicks were diggin my total METAL attitude!

Before I knew it, the store manager said he called the cops, probably to get those lame ass posers out of his store. Cause I was doing’ nuthin’ wrong man! Matter of fact, I had a crowd around me watching me play, because I’m so damn good!! So, I left before the cops got there.

But I did get my demo done because the tape was rolling the entire time. LETS CHECK IT OUT!! Where is the VCR?”


1) Lonely is the Night
2) Slow Ride
3) Metal Health (Bang your Head)
4) T.N.T.
5) (Iconic LiveeviL pick scrape)
6) Thunderstruck
7) Rock you like a hurricane
8) Shout at the Devil
9) Shave and a Haircut (I had time left over)
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Another Excellent submission.
Damm I forgot about throwing the horns .. Oh Hell
 
Headache said:
I wear white high tops every day ha ha is there something wrong with me?
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Try black ones....

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Mornin' Y'alls - How's my all my Rock Star heads feelin' today?
If you ain't hungover, you should consider your life choices.

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Cowboy from Hell says he's obliged to let y'all know that he has tabulated a total of 7 penalty points leveled against
the first eight Game of Toanz submissions. As a result -7 votes will be stripped off the totals from vote/poll scores.

But also he is pleased to reveal a total of +15 BONUS points will also be awarded among those eight, as he sees it today.

Player @C-Grin is not answering messages, and I fear he has also succumbed to dark happenings. We all saw he failed to complete
the "Puttin' it Out There" Chapter 3 Challenge,, and for this Cowboy has leveled a penalty of -3 points, to be trimmed from his Chapter 4 total or limited to the use of a ukelele if/and when he submits. It may not matter, if C-Grin chooses to again not submit for Chapter 4 ... game ejection.
This means, if anyone should consider a store appearance video, C-Grin in particular should carefully consider, just to get back to zero.
If he does it in a store with a ukelele, he might actually become the one to watch. :unsure:

If the Game of Toanz sadly loses C-Grin to his dark proclivities, it is important for the rest of you understand NO one is safe.
This Elimination round continues as normal, sentencing a participating player with the lowest total vote count to roofer madness.

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Gentlemen, (or "other" if you prefer),

@LRT
@Thatbastarddon
@Inspector #20
@C-Grin
@Don O
@mcblink
@Iron1
@DangerousR6

We look forward to enjoying the remaining "Guitar Depot Hero" submissions from the above
DUE AT THIS TIME
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Understand you will all have some idea where you sit when the voting begins.
Sunday evening, all penalty points leveled by cowboy will be revealed, by player, prior to the vote/poll threads opening However, bonus points earned will not be revealed until the vote/poll expires. After that, we will add all the votes up, sort the whole mess out, and save one lucky young man from a life of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

Then onwards to Chapter 5.

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While there have been some feeble attempts, more of you need to tap into your inner demi-demons.
Do not underestimate the importance of the side game of taunts and troublements.
A fine and legal way to force mistakes upon your competitors, as you blind them in a haze of anger & fear.
 
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TVvoodoo said:
Mornin' Y'alls - How's my all my Rock Star heads feelin' today?
If you ain't hungover, you should consider your life choices.

zNCRWbTT_o.gif


Cowboy from Hell says he's obliged to let y'all know that he has tabulated a total of 7 penalty points leveled against
the first eight Game of Toanz submissions. As a result -7 votes will be stripped off the totals from vote/poll scores.

But also he is pleased to reveal a total of +15 BONUS points will also be awarded among those eight, as he sees it today.

Player @C-Grin is not answering messages, and I fear he has also succumbed to dark happenings. We all saw he failed to complete
the "Puttin' it Out There" Chapter 3 Challenge,, and for this Cowboy has leveled a penalty of -3 points, to be trimmed from his Chapter 4 total or limited to the use of a ukelele if/and when he submits. It may not matter, if C-Grin chooses to again not submit for Chapter 4 ... game ejection.
This means, if anyone should consider a store appearance video, C-Grin in particular should carefully consider, just to get back to zero.
If he does it in a store with a ukelele, he might actually become the one to watch. :unsure:

If the Game of Toanz sadly loses C-Grin to his dark proclivities, it is important for the rest of you understand NO one is safe.
This Elimination round continues as normal, sentencing a participating player with the lowest total vote count to roofer madness.

tenor.gif


Gentlemen, (or "other" if you prefer),

@LRT
@Thatbastarddon
@Inspector #20
@C-Grin
@Don O
@mcblink
@Iron1
@DangerousR6

We look forward to enjoying the remaining "Guitar Depot Hero" submissions from the above
DUE AT THIS TIME
tenor.gif


Understand you will all have some idea where you sit when the voting begins.
Sunday evening, all penalty points leveled by cowboy will be revealed, by player, prior to the vote/poll threads opening However, bonus points earned will not be revealed until the vote/poll expires. After that, we will add all the votes up, sort the whole mess out, and save one lucky young man from a life of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

Then onwards to Chapter 5.

R.1b5e1aa5905581c637f2864b11c5b9c7


While there have been some feeble attempts, more of you need to tap into your inner demi-demons.
Do not underestimate the importance of the side game of taunts and troublements.
A fine and legal way to force mistakes upon your competitors, as you blind them in a haze of anger & fear.
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Are you saying you want me to post even MORE than I already do?!?!
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@TVvoodoo Thats a lot of people who havent submitted yet.

Although we already know @Don O is only up to Thursday of his procrastination schedule, so he's good.
@mcblink ... last we saw him, according to my submission, he's in a weed induced coma. But he should be coming out of it soon. His stash is low.
as for @Iron1 .... he's just your everyday, run of the mill S L A C K E R ! !

The rest of the field will come around once they gird up their loins to post something.
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
@TVvoodoo Thats a lot of people who havent submitted yet.

Although we already know @Don O is only up to Thursday of his procrastination schedule, so he's good.
@mcblink ... last we saw him, according to my submission, he's in a weed induced coma. But he should be coming out of it soon. His stash is low.
as for @Iron1 .... he's just your everyday, run of the mill S L A C K E R ! !

The rest of the field will come around once they gird up their loins to post something.
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Also need to
WAKE UP THE VOTERS

Come on TTR
 
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