TTR Game of Toanz
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TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Pwer grid back up now... Do you promise to play as good as we just saw?
Jethro Rocker
Ambassador of Live & Loud Action
I hope....
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
I should go on record here to declare that @Jethro Rocker (nor any other player) has not yet offered me $100 for the transcript of the Game of Toanz plan ahead. I fully realize that would be quite unethical for me to give it up (for such a paltry sum).
Well I’ll gladly pay you the second Tuesday of next week.. for this tactical intel….I should go on record here to declare that @Jethro Rocker (nor any other player) has not yet offered me $100 for the transcript of the Game of Toanz plan ahead. I fully realize that would be quite unethical for me to give it up (for such a paltry sum).
Well I’ll gladly pay you the second Tuesday of next week.. for this tactical intel….
That may not work out to well…
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
Ok, to start off... I apologize for four minutes. I didn't want to have to type out a script. But, I do believe that all the required elements are included in the video. So... You'll just have to watch the video. I was going to procrastinate a bit more, but my free time is a bit tight right now, so I took advantage of some free time.
Songs:
J. Geils Band Ain't Nothin' But A House Party
Aerosmith Mama Kin
Aerosmith Make It
The Real Kids All Kindsa Girls
Blue Ӧyster Cult Don't Fear The Reaper
Blue Ӧyster Cult Dominance and Submission
Songs:
J. Geils Band Ain't Nothin' But A House Party
Aerosmith Mama Kin
Aerosmith Make It
The Real Kids All Kindsa Girls
Blue Ӧyster Cult Don't Fear The Reaper
Blue Ӧyster Cult Dominance and Submission
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Liveevil storms on to the bus slams the door behind him. His hair all disheveled, his precious Dio denim vest all askew. He is skulking on the bus peering through the tinted glass. Hes all out of breath and he looks nervous. He has a VHS tape clutched in his visibly shaking hands.
TTR guys on the bus: “Yo Evil, what happened to you? What’s with the black eye?”
Liveevil looks around at all the guys staring at him. Even McBlink opened one eye to take notice from his weed induced coma.
McBlink: “yeah man …"
Evil composes himself, fixes his hair and starts acting all cool as he tells his tale ...
Liveevil: “what? Oh, the black eye? Ummmm …. Man! I went to the store. So, there I was at Guitar Central minding my own business, I was making my demo using the store’s gear, you know, since I ain’t got no decent rig yet! Anyways, I was recording it there at the store. MAN! I was killing it! People were looking at me play, no doubt they were digging my Panty Dropping Metal riffage!
Then all of a sudden these four posers from a local band and their girls showed up, they creeped up on me and started laughing. They said, “check out this loser, he cant play for poop”. Man, that fried my nuts for some reason, because I know nobody can touch my tone! So, I said, “Hey are the girls part of your band?” They said, “no” I turned winked at one of the girls and with a totally straight face I said, “Too bad, they harmonized on my skin flute pretty good this morning!”
I turned and dimed out the amp I was playing on, and just as they started to say something, I shouted “TURN IT UP!”. Man you shoulda seen me! I was like a headbangin’ metal god! I gave em a load of masterful riffs, hitting every note PERFECTLY! I giving em the Jersey Bird between riffs, IT WAS AWESOME!!! They knew I had the goods, I could see it in their faces. I must of got under their skin though. Because, all of a sudden, one of em sucka punches me. That’s how I copped the mouse under my eye. Man, they were pissed! I guess they could’t handle my skills! So, I picked up the closest heaviest guitar I could find to defend myself and started swinging it around like a guitar shredding samurai warrior. I broke a sweat! Swinging’ a 57 LP custom reissue Black Beauty is hard work!
Man, let me tell ya! They backed off quick! I would too if a 30 pound guitar was swinging around. But I could tell, their chicks were diggin my total METAL attitude!
Before I knew it, the store manager said he called the cops, probably to get those lame ass posers out of his store. Cause I was doing’ nuthin’ wrong man! Matter of fact, I had a crowd around me watching me play, because I’m so damn good!! So, I left before the cops got there.
But I did get my demo done because the tape was rolling the entire time. LETS CHECK IT OUT!! Where is the VCR?”
1) Lonely is the Night
2) Slow Ride
3) Metal Health (Bang your Head)
4) T.N.T.
5) (Iconic LiveeviL pick scrape)
6) Thunderstruck
7) Rock you like a hurricane
8) Shout at the Devil
9) Shave and a Haircut (I had time left over)
TTR guys on the bus: “Yo Evil, what happened to you? What’s with the black eye?”
Liveevil looks around at all the guys staring at him. Even McBlink opened one eye to take notice from his weed induced coma.
McBlink: “yeah man …"
Evil composes himself, fixes his hair and starts acting all cool as he tells his tale ...
Liveevil: “what? Oh, the black eye? Ummmm …. Man! I went to the store. So, there I was at Guitar Central minding my own business, I was making my demo using the store’s gear, you know, since I ain’t got no decent rig yet! Anyways, I was recording it there at the store. MAN! I was killing it! People were looking at me play, no doubt they were digging my Panty Dropping Metal riffage!
Then all of a sudden these four posers from a local band and their girls showed up, they creeped up on me and started laughing. They said, “check out this loser, he cant play for poop”. Man, that fried my nuts for some reason, because I know nobody can touch my tone! So, I said, “Hey are the girls part of your band?” They said, “no” I turned winked at one of the girls and with a totally straight face I said, “Too bad, they harmonized on my skin flute pretty good this morning!”
I turned and dimed out the amp I was playing on, and just as they started to say something, I shouted “TURN IT UP!”. Man you shoulda seen me! I was like a headbangin’ metal god! I gave em a load of masterful riffs, hitting every note PERFECTLY! I giving em the Jersey Bird between riffs, IT WAS AWESOME!!! They knew I had the goods, I could see it in their faces. I must of got under their skin though. Because, all of a sudden, one of em sucka punches me. That’s how I copped the mouse under my eye. Man, they were pissed! I guess they could’t handle my skills! So, I picked up the closest heaviest guitar I could find to defend myself and started swinging it around like a guitar shredding samurai warrior. I broke a sweat! Swinging’ a 57 LP custom reissue Black Beauty is hard work!
Man, let me tell ya! They backed off quick! I would too if a 30 pound guitar was swinging around. But I could tell, their chicks were diggin my total METAL attitude!
Before I knew it, the store manager said he called the cops, probably to get those lame ass posers out of his store. Cause I was doing’ nuthin’ wrong man! Matter of fact, I had a crowd around me watching me play, because I’m so damn good!! So, I left before the cops got there.
But I did get my demo done because the tape was rolling the entire time. LETS CHECK IT OUT!! Where is the VCR?”
1) Lonely is the Night
2) Slow Ride
3) Metal Health (Bang your Head)
4) T.N.T.
5) (Iconic LiveeviL pick scrape)
6) Thunderstruck
7) Rock you like a hurricane
8) Shout at the Devil
9) Shave and a Haircut (I had time left over)
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
Its amazing how many badly played riffs your can squeeze into 2 minutes
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Hahaha loved it!!! The total dont-give-a-$hit Southie Boston attitude and the "Musclecah" shirt was the piece d'resistance
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Hahahahah EDDIE LIVES!"MOST METAL CONCERT EVER!"
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
Musclecah are good friends of mine. I saw the t-shirt just before doing the video, and said "OH YES!"
Had to do the local venacular, just for fun.
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
The Boston accent is the best
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
Clockworkmike
Ambassador of STACKS in WV SHACKS
Hell yeah that's awesome!
SG John
Ambassador of Cool Guitars and Amps.
Nice to see Billy Squire and Foghat. Nice to see something different thrown in.
OP
TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Cowboy sees two "barely" clean penalty-free entries. So close!
And no Peteys earned either.
But sometimes a good clean and steady run is all it takes.. but then other times...
Kudos to @SG John for "playin' for layin'," and I did I just count FIVE sets of horns thrown from @LiveeviL2000 ? Both those decisions good for bonus pts on top of the final vote count. Your guitar toanz neither thrilled nor annoyed me, tho.
Also, @SG John maybe get your eyes checked for color?
And no Peteys earned either.
But sometimes a good clean and steady run is all it takes.. but then other times...
Kudos to @SG John for "playin' for layin'," and I did I just count FIVE sets of horns thrown from @LiveeviL2000 ? Both those decisions good for bonus pts on top of the final vote count. Your guitar toanz neither thrilled nor annoyed me, tho.
Also, @SG John maybe get your eyes checked for color?
LiveeviL2000
Ambassador of Pentagonal Pentatonics
You are a very tolerant person. I cringed watching that.Cowboy sees two "barely" clean penalty-free entries. So close!
And no Peteys earned either.
But sometimes a good clean and steady run is all it takes.. but then other times...
Kudos to @SG John for "playin' for layin'," and I did I just count FIVE sets of horns thrown from @LiveeviL2000 ? Both those decisions good for bonus pts on top of the final vote count. Your guitar toanz neither thrilled nor annoyed me, tho.
Also, @SG John maybe get your eyes checked for color?
Then again. That was my alter ego,
Sir RiffsaLott
