TTR Game of Toanz

Don O said:
So, with all the snow on the mountain, there's no way for me to get to a guitar store. So, using the wisdom of the Grand Poobah, I decided to file the county paper work online to make my studio (DOCS STUDIOS) a bonafide guitar store.

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Ive been there. It is indeed setup just like a guitar store.

I vote that we call it "Guitar Sinner!"
 
Mr. Potato Head said:
Swung by one of my local shops to check out a sweet axe I have been looking at all summer. The sales guy let me grab the guitar off the rack myself as it was down real low where I think they must keep the best ones. Even though it was an electric, I wanted to check out it's acoustic properties by first playing clean to make sure it met my jaded sonic expectations, and only then moving on to the heavy rockin. Well as you can hear it was damned resonant with quite a few harmonic overtones the wood really emphasized the lower midrange! I was part way through the "test drive" if you will (feeling almost like I was racing with the devil on a Spanish highway) when a couple of local mid tier club band guys waltzed in and right away started laughing and making fun of me. I remained calm and politely inquired whether they could just leave me alone but they came over with attitude and I thought maybe enough is enough. The bigger guy (bass player) easily half a head taller than me with long filthy hair got in my face and I paid him a compliment to try to diffuse the situation. He apparently took offense and took a swing at me, (he barely missed) I faded right and brought down a wallop of a slap across the side of his face. With him dazed I turned my attention to the smart ass singer who was picking up a guitar pedal to strike me with, I popped him in the larynx with a left jab, hard enough to injure him but not enough to shut down breathing or anything. Meanwhile bassman had regrouped and connected a solid strike to the side of my head and boom, I was down. Next thing I can make out in a blurry fashion he has hoisted a stool over his head to bring down upon me! Lying on my back adrenaline shot even further and I sootched toward him locked my left foot just behind his left ankle and pulled it toward me while I simultaneously drove my right foot into his left leg just below his knee. I heard a pop and down he went like a like a rotten tree in the wind!
I collected myself and got the heck outta there pronto. Never been back.
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Hahaha loved it and the banter rules cPmuzfYO_o.gif
 
Mitch Pearrow SJMP said:
Okay I have searched around a bit here in MoVal

The only place with any Marshalls in stock too play is in another section of town

BUBBA MIC’s
SMOOTH JAZZ N FUNKY GROOVES !!
Don’t know what I am getting myself into, but I am going to give it a try..
I brought my fabled Strat with me.

It sure doesn’t look like much of a music store .. but I am confident in my ability ..
I am going to start with an old favorite of mine.. as see fit and proceed with the rest of my plethora of rock in this place of
Jazz an groovy funk, I am going to try and remember what I actually played,, before I was escorted out
So excuse me if the order is wrong
Falling in love Scorps
Mother Mary UFO
Living after Midnight JP
Schools out Alice Cooper
Smoke an Burn DP
And the end of my being able to go in this fine establishment
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Damn, Mitch showing us all up with the GOOD tone! And he rocked a Sabbath shirt too! .... we're hacks lmao
 
Jethro Rocker said:
Well looks like the Tongue of Concentration came out again... :sneaky:

I figured since I had long hair when I was 19/20 might as well here too. I had so much gain like the kids in guitar stores do - and I like gain. The missus was upstairs, you can hear the pick on the strings yet ready to feedback! Ridiculous!

So I was noodling around in the music store when I see this rag tag bunch come in. Looked like a band so I thought I might see if I can get hired by them. Started with Smoke on the Water cause I know they knew that one. Then went right to Back in Black. ACDC for sure!!
They didn't seem impressed so I went old school, Iron Man!! That didn't do it. Tools...
So Eruption time. They looked at me like "Who doesn't play that?" It was going south quickly so I went with the metally funk version of Stairway.
Nope.
Not impressed.
I was starting to lose it so climb aboard the Crazy Train! That didn't do it for them either so I mouthed an F You at them at this point. Finished with some Purple Haze. and I threw my pick at them.
They looked like they was ready to beat someone so as they scrambled for my pick, I grabbed a new Les Paul off the wall and took off.
Thus the cops were called. But no one knew me so a win for me!!


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Hahaha the hair!! God bless the hair!!!!! Hahahahah
 
@Jethro Rocker the ace pick flick move was juuuuuust short of a Petey... but so very close. If you'd have hit the lens maybe? Who knows? You are definitely starting to smell like a rock star.
Can definitely throw a sweet groovin' mama your way

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TVvoodoo said:
@Jethro Rocker the ace pick flick move was juuuuuust short of a Petey... but so very close. If you'd have hit the lens maybe? Who knows? You are definitely starting to smell like a rock star.
Can definitely throw a sweet groovin' mama your way

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That looks like my neighbor who walks her dog in see through Yoga pants up and down my street
Such a lovely site it is!
 
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