TTR Game of Toanz

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"You can taste the bright lights but you won't get them for free" Axl Rose

Ok this is kinda hard, but fun because about 75% of my total guitar knowledge is an unconnected series of broken bits and pieces LOL!
I never tried one of these before. Just laid down mine, had to stop halfway, do a second take 'cause I totally blanked!
Probably probably exactly what I'd do in a real store situation too. I'll drop my virtuouso masterpiece in when the voting starts.

It's time fellas...

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TVvoodoo said:
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"You can taste the bright lights but you won't get them for free" Axl Rose

Ok this is kinda hard, but fun because about 75% of my total guitar knowledge is an unconnected series of broken bits and pieces LOL!
I never tried one of these before. Just laid down mine, had to stop halfway, do a second take 'cause I totally blanked!
Probably probably exactly what I'd do in a real store situation too. I'll drop my virtuouso masterpiece in when the voting starts.

It's time fellas...

OIP.58Nm4_khwp8VmWVNzax1sAHaGL
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Not yet. My secret weapon isn’t ready yet. I wasn’t expecting to whip it out so soon.
 
TVvoodoo said:
vYOsandT_o.gif


"You can taste the bright lights but you won't get them for free" Axl Rose

Ok this is kinda hard, but fun because about 75% of my total guitar knowledge is an unconnected series of broken bits and pieces LOL!
I never tried one of these before. Just laid down mine, had to stop halfway, do a second take 'cause I totally blanked!
Probably probably exactly what I'd do in a real store situation too. I'll drop my virtuouso masterpiece in when the voting starts.

It's time fellas...

OIP.58Nm4_khwp8VmWVNzax1sAHaGL
Click to expand...
At one time I was putting a compilation together in my head where if at a guitar store I’d have something to test drive with. Never came to fruition.
 
Swung by one of my local shops to check out a sweet axe I have been looking at all summer. The sales guy let me grab the guitar off the rack myself as it was down real low where I think they must keep the best ones. Even though it was an electric, I wanted to check out it's acoustic properties by first playing clean to make sure it met my jaded sonic expectations, and only then moving on to the heavy rockin. Well as you can hear it was damned resonant with quite a few harmonic overtones the wood really emphasized the lower midrange! I was part way through the "test drive" if you will (feeling almost like I was racing with the devil on a Spanish highway) when a couple of local mid tier club band guys waltzed in and right away started laughing and making fun of me. I remained calm and politely inquired whether they could just leave me alone but they came over with attitude and I thought maybe enough is enough. The bigger guy (bass player) easily half a head taller than me with long filthy hair got in my face and I paid him a compliment to try to diffuse the situation. He apparently took offense and took a swing at me, (he barely missed) I faded right and brought down a wallop of a slap across the side of his face. With him dazed I turned my attention to the smart ass singer who was picking up a guitar pedal to strike me with, I popped him in the larynx with a left jab, hard enough to injure him but not enough to shut down breathing or anything. Meanwhile bassman had regrouped and connected a solid strike to the side of my head and boom, I was down. Next thing I can make out in a blurry fashion he has hoisted a stool over his head to bring down upon me! Lying on my back adrenaline shot even further and I sootched toward him locked my left foot just behind his left ankle and pulled it toward me while I simultaneously drove my right foot into his left leg just below his knee. I heard a pop and down he went like a like a rotten tree in the wind!
I collected myself and got the heck outta there pronto. Never been back.
 
Mr. Potato Head said:
Swung by one of my local shops to check out a sweet axe I have been looking at all summer. The sales guy let me grab the guitar off the rack myself as it was down real low where I think they must keep the best ones. Even though it was an electric, I wanted to check out it's acoustic properties by first playing clean to make sure it met my jaded sonic expectations, and only then moving on to the heavy rockin. Well as you can hear it was damned resonant with quite a few harmonic overtones the wood really emphasized the lower midrange! I was part way through the "test drive" if you will (feeling almost like I was racing with the devil on a Spanish highway) when a couple of local mid tier club band guys waltzed in and right away started laughing and making fun of me. I remained calm and politely inquired whether they could just leave me alone but they came over with attitude and I thought maybe enough is enough. The bigger guy (bass player) easily half a head taller than me with long filthy hair got in my face and I paid him a compliment to try to diffuse the situation. He apparently took offense and took a swing at me, (he barely missed) I faded right and brought down a wallop of a slap across the side of his face. With him dazed I turned my attention to the smart ass singer who was picking up a guitar pedal to strike me with, I popped him in the larynx with a left jab, hard enough to injure him but not enough to shut down breathing or anything. Meanwhile bassman had regrouped and connected a solid strike to the side of my head and boom, I was down. Next thing I can make out in a blurry fashion he has hoisted a stool over his head to bring down upon me! Lying on my back adrenaline shot even further and I sootched toward him locked my left foot just behind his left ankle and pulled it toward me while I simultaneously drove my right foot into his left leg just below his knee. I heard a pop and down he went like a like a rotten tree in the wind!
I collected myself and got the heck outta there pronto. Never been back.
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That was awesome. On my phone, it sounded like a kazoo played through a Metal Zone!
 
Mr. Potato Head said:
Swung by one of my local shops to check out a sweet axe I have been looking at all summer. The sales guy let me grab the guitar off the rack myself as it was down real low where I think they must keep the best ones. Even though it was an electric, I wanted to check out it's acoustic properties by first playing clean to make sure it met my jaded sonic expectations, and only then moving on to the heavy rockin. Well as you can hear it was damned resonant with quite a few harmonic overtones the wood really emphasized the lower midrange! I was part way through the "test drive" if you will (feeling almost like I was racing with the devil on a Spanish highway) when a couple of local mid tier club band guys waltzed in and right away started laughing and making fun of me. I remained calm and politely inquired whether they could just leave me alone but they came over with attitude and I thought maybe enough is enough. The bigger guy (bass player) easily half a head taller than me with long filthy hair got in my face and I paid him a compliment to try to diffuse the situation. He apparently took offense and took a swing at me, (he barely missed) I faded right and brought down a wallop of a slap across the side of his face. With him dazed I turned my attention to the smart ass singer who was picking up a guitar pedal to strike me with, I popped him in the larynx with a left jab, hard enough to injure him but not enough to shut down breathing or anything. Meanwhile bassman had regrouped and connected a solid strike to the side of my head and boom, I was down. Next thing I can make out in a blurry fashion he has hoisted a stool over his head to bring down upon me! Lying on my back adrenaline shot even further and I sootched toward him locked my left foot just behind his left ankle and pulled it toward me while I simultaneously drove my right foot into his left leg just below his knee. I heard a pop and down he went like a like a rotten tree in the wind!
I collected myself and got the heck outta there pronto. Never been back.
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Ok that is briliant! Playing like a noobie in a music store! Love it!
 
Okay I have searched around a bit here in MoVal

The only place with any Marshalls in stock too play is in another section of town

BUBBA MIC’s
SMOOTH JAZZ N FUNKY GROOVES !!
Don’t know what I am getting myself into, but I am going to give it a try..
I brought my fabled Strat with me.

It sure doesn’t look like much of a music store .. but I am confident in my ability ..
I am going to start with an old favorite of mine.. as see fit and proceed with the rest of my plethora of rock in this place of
Jazz an groovy funk, I am going to try and remember what I actually played,, before I was escorted out
So excuse me if the order is wrong
Falling in love Scorps
Mother Mary UFO
Living after Midnight JP
Schools out Alice Cooper
Smoke an Burn DP
And the end of my being able to go in this fine establishment
 
OK, two new approaches to the challenge each with their own particular smell to 'em.
No right or wrong way, to do this... creativity can set you apart from the pack

Just to list @spuds songs he failed to do, at least these are what I think they are
- Every Rose Has it's Thorn
- Smoke on the Water
- Crazy Train
- Paranoid
- Back in Black

@Mitch Pearrow SJMP damn that tone was sweet ear candy tone. what the hell?

If anything, some hot producer's is gonna stumble on this thread, and most of
you fellas can quit your day jobs

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Mitch Pearrow SJMP said:
Okay I have searched around a bit here in MoVal

The only place with any Marshalls in stock too play is in another section of town

BUBBA MIC’s
SMOOTH JAZZ N FUNKY GROOVES !!
Don’t know what I am getting myself into, but I am going to give it a try..
I brought my fabled Strat with me.

It sure doesn’t look like much of a music store .. but I am confident in my ability ..
I am going to start with an old favorite of mine.. as see fit and proceed with the rest of my plethora of rock in this place of
Jazz an groovy funk, I am going to try and remember what I actually played,, before I was escorted out
So excuse me if the order is wrong
Falling in love Scorps
Mother Mary UFO
Living after Midnight JP
Schools out Alice Cooper
Smoke an Burn DP
And the end of my being able to go in this fine establishment
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whoa bringing the thunder with not one but TWO pick scrapes!
 
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