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Idol Bluezzzzzzzzzz
I shoulda named it "poking the bear"@Mr. Potato Head that tune about @Headache s sad loss of the idol before he was even able to really enjoy it?
definitely worth of a minor Petey award Here ya go
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Idol Bluezzzzzzzzzz
No story, no list of songs and no pick slide ! Terrible examplequick sample of one from back in 2017, still Florida Jeff, the dude with the toilet seat axe, I think I limited it to 1:30
He did not win but we are just jawing now about the good ol' days, as he just picked up little something from me

Uh hold on, how many times has this hellish contest been done!??? Also, has anyone ended up in jail?!!!@Don O due to the loss of the forum we did it on, much was lost as per submissions.
It was a very sad deal. Imagine a community similar to TTR, maybe three times as busy, purchased by a Korean company, then poof, in a week
everything gone, or almost impossible to find due to a whole new extremely uncomfortable interface. it was heartbreaking.

I see you chose not to answer the more pertinent question!!!!!!!!!! I'm just gonna take that as a yes and watch myself closely!@Mr. Potato Head This is the second time I have done something like last time in 2017
This one is much-improved. I was making it up as I was going along last time.
if you think THIS one is chaotic?![]()
Hey! You stole at least 3 of my riffsOk chapter Four, eat my shorts!
My closest guitar shop is about an hour and 15 minutes away, so I went to the "Local shop" it's really close, some crazy old guy runs it, fixes guitars and amps and speakers ...you name it.... I think his shop is called "The garage"
Anyhow I was testing out this sweet used Jackson, through some Chinese knock-off amp.... Ripping thru some typical riffage, yanking on the "getcha pull" bar, and these 2 dudes come up to me and they are all eyeballing me for awhile....
(I think I dated one of their moms for a night or two....) Anyhow, when I get to a spot to stop, this one guy says "hey man, your tone sucks!" I said " it's probably the amp!" He said "well it's making my ears hurt" so I said "Does it make your face hurt?" He gives me this crappy look and goes "no." And I said "Well it's Killing Me!"
And then the fight started....
He tried to take a swipe at me and I kicked him real hard in the knee locked him up and sent him down then I set the guitar down real quick (cuz I don't want that getting all dinged up....) You know how those guitar shop guys are about their used guitars and all....
The other guy comes at me and I shove this big zildjian cymbal into his head real hard... I think it cut his ear pretty good because he started spewing blood all over the store, his squealing sounded just like axl rose...
The 1st guy stands back up and I grab this old thunderbird bass behind me and start swinging it over my head, yelling "Lemmy is God!" the two guys start scrambling off like cockroaches and that's when security grabbed me.
At least I didn't drop my pick! I ain't no rookie!
Sweet Child of My ears are sick of this riff
Masturd of puppets
Crazy Trained
Kickstarted my heart
Iron Manned
Paranoided

Beauty! That was awesome! I suspect many of us will have similar songs cause that's what goes down in music stores.Ok chapter Four, eat my shorts!
My closest guitar shop is about an hour and 15 minutes away, so I went to the "Local shop" it's really close, some crazy old guy runs it, fixes guitars and amps and speakers ...you name it.... I think his shop is called "The garage"
Anyhow I was testing out this sweet used Jackson, through some Chinese knock-off amp.... Ripping thru some typical riffage, yanking on the "getcha pull" bar, and these 2 dudes come up to me and they are all eyeballing me for awhile....
(I think I dated one of their moms for a night or two....) Anyhow, when I get to a spot to stop, this one guy says "hey man, your tone sucks!" I said " it's probably the amp!" He said "well it's making my ears hurt" so I said "Does it make your face hurt?" He gives me this crappy look and goes "no." And I said "Well it's Killing Me!"
And then the fight started....
He tried to take a swipe at me and I kicked him real hard in the knee locked him up and sent him down then I set the guitar down real quick (cuz I don't want that getting all dinged up....) You know how those guitar shop guys are about their used guitars and all....
The other guy comes at me and I shove this big zildjian cymbal into his head real hard... I think it cut his ear pretty good because he started spewing blood all over the store, his squealing sounded just like axl rose...
The 1st guy stands back up and I grab this old thunderbird bass behind me and start swinging it over my head, yelling "Lemmy is God!" the two guys start scrambling off like cockroaches and that's when security grabbed me.
At least I didn't drop my pick! I ain't no rookie!
Sweet Child of My ears are sick of this riff
Masturd of puppets
Crazy Trained
Kickstarted my heart
Iron Manned
Paranoided
I think you mean @Headache ... but I'll take that Freudian slip as a compliment... unlike the slip under @Ramo 's latest top.![]()
What a killer...return
@Iron1 I can't believe I've awarded 2 Peteys the same day. They are for special. But ... your guitar test was special. Can it be topped? I hated your tone and loved that you threw big horns right in the middle. Perfect!
Plus your story? I actually kind believe it, though I hardly know you.... "Rockin' Petey" awarded and a very high bar now set.
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Get well soon broThanks buddy, I was sent home today with strep throat.... So I had time.