Cowboy is very sorry to announce, McMeister Metal of Bad Axis is no longer in the race for the Throne of Toan.
In fact, his final race, sadly, has been run, at approx. 4:30 AM, on Sunset Boulevard.
It was a awful scene. Thankfully he was alone in the car, nobody else injured in the crash. Now, the remaining members of Bad Axis are
in deep mourning, wondering if they could ever replace the true rock and roll gentleman, and super metal riffmaster that was McMeister.
Audition posters are up in case you know anyone.
Congratulatons to Heinous Anus, for another convincing victory, no immunity idol required.
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No point in calculating bonus points, McMeister earned none, even if he had, it would probably not have been enough charity support to keep IAATE in the black. So very angry and sad he was that he could not help save so many from awful allergies, he took to the bottle and a ungodly powerfully fast supercar.
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It was not pretty. At the funeral service, Tony Iommi gave the eulogy, lamenting: "If only Axl could have been with Metal in the car that fateful night, at least some good could have come of this dreadful situation." Even Axl, weeping there in the front row, seemed to agree. Willie, sang "Blue Eyes Cryin' in The Rain," Beiber did that "make a heart with his hands" thing, then a sad little dance number, that was broadcast live on Youtube. Finally, Taylor Swift laid a single black rose on the coffin before breaking down in tears. The next day she wrote another hit song about it, because that what she do, (after her daily money counting session).
Farewell Metal. All through the game you felt you were hanging by a thread, but still you lived the rock and rol life to the fullest, taking chances, making mistakes, and still plodding through, round after gentlemanly round to finally make the top five. No shame. Solid gameplay.
We now say goodbye to McMeister, and are down to three remaining warriors. Heinous Anus, Barbarian Bob and Don Dagger. It will be a one week respite, waiting for Barbarian to escape rehab, then we shalle resume our game and the final two challenges.
Rest up RockStars, you are going to need all the energy, creativity and rockstar smarts to beat out your remaining competitors and earn your rightful place on the Throne of Toan!