TTR Game of Toanz

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Congratulations to Dagger Don, another fine win. Unfortunately, somebody has to get the wrong side of the stick, and this time it was Jett.

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A fierce competitor, musically, artistically, conceptually. Alas, there is only room for one on the Throne of Toan.
Jett Roxx, we hope you enjoyed the way you left us, and we are sad to see you go, lucky bastard.
Everyone say farewell to Jett, as I prepare Chapter 22
 
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Congratulations to Dagger Don, another fine win. Unfortunately, somebody has to get the wrong side of the stick, and this time it was Jett.

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A fierce competitor, musically, artistically, conceptually. Alas, there is only room for one on the Throne of Toan.
Jett Roxx, we hope you enjoyed the way you left us, and we are sad to see you go, lucky bastard.
Everyone say farewell to Jett, as I prepare Chapter 22
Beats being a goat herder.
Or...
Does it...?
 
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It’s back to the Bahamas, for another three months of recording. Thankfully, your record company now suddenly believes in you after discovering what an extreme cash cow you are proving to be. As a result, you have finally gained all the “creative freedom” you desire and deserve. In other words... more time, more money baby! No riding on the coattails of some lame-ass rapper... you got something to prove now!

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You’re rich, your successful, pretty much all your dreams came true over the past ten months. Along the way, you’ve evolved as a human, growing, maturing. You’ve been around, seen & done it all, but still feel kind of empty somehow. A hole in your soul. You now ache for people to take you seriously. The critics, the kids, your industry/celebrity peers. Oh they WILL!

Chapter 22
Studio Stud
Your time is now being spent finessing an arty, progressive eleven track concept album - you’re about half done... All planned out, tracks demo’d, seven mostly recorded. Now, the final four. All the writing, arranging, laying ‘em down, scoring for symphony orchestra/string sections, choirs etc... Tweaking, mixing, mastering. Complicating it all is a video crew documenting the process - it all feels kind of “important.” So, hardly any challenge really, especially while you are totally flying high in the sky on creativity and psilocybin.

The best news is, your band really re-bonded on that big world tour; everyone is serious and totally on-board and contributing to this project. You all feel it in your bones, this creation will someday be regarded as a major turning point in western society. Together, you are crafting a mega-ambitious world changing album insightfully based on the current direction of society as you and your band sees it. Some might say it’s 100% a terrible bitter pill of truth and reality. Others say it might say it’s far, far too intensely controversial and intellectually out of your league to be dabbling with these ideas as recently new celebrity rock stars.

FACT: This work destined to be one the GREATEST recorded albums in ROCK HISTORY, and a musical masterpiece that will change the world.

Three part Challenge:

1. Show us the cover and back of your big serious upcoming Concept Album (2 pictures with title)
2. The back will list eleven track titles, below the pic you will add a short description of each song and how it fits into the theme.
3. Play us the intro/riff/chorus for the opening song, (Max 2 minutes video or audio). A killer tune that sets the scene for this important game-changing record You will also post a photo of the handwritten lyrics for vocals for this epic album opener.

IN Short: Two album pics (front/back), some text about each of the songs, an audio or video clip, and a photo of opening song lyrics.

Warning:
One challenge here is to come up with a super-edgy current affairs concept that you feel you can explore.
The bigger challenge will be showing your cover, your song titles and lyrics that won’t get you cancelled from The Tone Rooms for “unwelcome” content, while still being edgy enough to gain you all the votes you need for immunity.

This is the final immunity challenge, and quite certainly the most important. Winning the most votes in this challenge guarantees your thru-way into the final three and a very possible seat on the Throne of Toans. But remember, there are some small penalties Cowboy must apply earned by contestants over the last couple rounds in the voting here. Those will be detailed before the immunity vote.

Three single bonus points available to be judged by Jett Roxx

Best Cover/front and back
Best Theme/songs/descriptions
Best Riff and lyrics

Because this might be the most involved, serious and toughest challenge of the whole game, you have 10 days to become the Studio Stud.

HERE IS YOUR DEADLINE next Monday night

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PRESS PLAY

It’s back to the Bahamas, for another three months of recording. Thankfully, your record company now suddenly believes in you after discovering what an extreme cash cow you are proving to be. As a result, you have finally gained all the “creative freedom” you desire and deserve. In other words... more time, more money baby! No riding on the coattails of some lame-ass rapper... you got something to prove now!

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You’re rich, your successful, pretty much all your dreams came true over the past ten months. Along the way, you’ve evolved as a human, growing, maturing. You’ve been around, seen & done it all, but still feel kind of empty somehow. A hole in your soul. You now ache for people to take you seriously. The critics, the kids, your industry/celebrity peers. Oh they WILL!

Chapter 22
Studio Stud
Your time is now being spent finessing an arty, progressive eleven track concept album - you’re about half done... All planned out, tracks demo’d, seven mostly recorded. Now, the final four. All the writing, arranging, laying ‘em down, scoring for symphony orchestra/string sections, choirs etc... Tweaking, mixing, mastering. Complicating it all is a video crew documenting the process - it all feels kind of “important.” So, hardly any challenge really, especially while you are totally flying high in the sky on creativity and psilocybin.

The best news is, your band really re-bonded on that big world tour; everyone is serious and totally on-board and contributing to this project. You all feel it in your bones, this creation will someday be regarded as a major turning point in western society. Together, you are crafting a mega-ambitious world changing album insightfully based on the current direction of society as you and your band sees it. Some might say it’s 100% a terrible bitter pill of truth and reality. Others say it might say it’s far, far too intensely controversial and intellectually out of your league to be dabbling with these ideas as recently new celebrity rock stars.

FACT: This work destined to be one the GREATEST recorded albums in ROCK HISTORY, and a musical masterpiece that will change the world.

Three part Challenge:

1. Show us the cover and back of your big serious upcoming Concept Album (2 pictures with title)
2. The back will list eleven track titles, below the pic you will add a short description of each song and how it fits into the theme.
3. Play us the intro/riff/chorus for the opening song, (Max 2 minutes video or audio). A killer tune that sets the scene for this important game-changing record You will also post a photo of the handwritten lyrics for vocals for this epic album opener.

IN Short: Two album pics (front/back), some text about each of the songs, an audio or video clip, and a photo of opening song lyrics.

Warning:
One challenge here is to come up with a super-edgy current affairs concept that you feel you can explore.
The bigger challenge will be showing your cover, your song titles and lyrics that won’t get you cancelled from The Tone Rooms for “unwelcome” content, while still being edgy enough to gain you all the votes you need for immunity.

This is the final immunity challenge, and quite certainly the most important. Winning the most votes in this challenge guarantees your thru-way into the final three and a very possible seat on the Throne of Toans. But remember, there are some small penalties Cowboy must apply earned by contestants over the last couple rounds in the voting here. Those will be detailed before the immunity vote.

Three single bonus points available to be judged by Jett Roxx
Best Cover/front and back
Best Theme/songs/descriptions
Best Riff and lyrics

Because this might be the most involved, serious and toughest challenge of the whole game, you have 10 days to become the Studio Stud.

HERE IS YOUR DEADLINE next Monday night

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Monday night is 3 days away ?? I thought we had 10 days ??

What is wrong with my math ?
 
You know, I thought Jett's interview was fine, a bit short and curt, but egotistical enough. Great car, Crib rather extravagant too.
His fatal error? Putting some boomer dadrock guy on the cover LOL! Just IMO. Who reads magazines anymore anyway?
I wondered afterwards if it should have been a fantasy character. Oops.
 
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You know, I thought Jett's interview was fine, a bit short and curt, but egotistical enough. Great car, Crib rather extravagant too.
His fatal error? Putting some boomer dadrock guy on the cover LOL! Just IMO. Who reads magazines anymore anyway?
I do read magazines, it works better than my iPhone.

And @Jethro Rocker has class , and a cool sense of humor.
 
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Congratulations to Dagger Don, another fine win. Unfortunately, somebody has to get the wrong side of the stick, and this time it was Jett.

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A fierce competitor, musically, artistically, conceptually. Alas, there is only room for one on the Throne of Toan.
Jett Roxx, we hope you enjoyed the way you left us, and we are sad to see you go, lucky bastard.
Everyone say farewell to Jett, as I prepare Chapter 22
You played a helluva game Jett! @Jethro Rocker one of the finest competitors this game has saw
 
PRESS PLAY

It’s back to the Bahamas, for another three months of recording. Thankfully, your record company now suddenly believes in you after discovering what an extreme cash cow you are proving to be. As a result, you have finally gained all the “creative freedom” you desire and deserve. In other words... more time, more money baby! No riding on the coattails of some lame-ass rapper... you got something to prove now!

View attachment 93381

You’re rich, your successful, pretty much all your dreams came true over the past ten months. Along the way, you’ve evolved as a human, growing, maturing. You’ve been around, seen & done it all, but still feel kind of empty somehow. A hole in your soul. You now ache for people to take you seriously. The critics, the kids, your industry/celebrity peers. Oh they WILL!

Chapter 22
Studio Stud
Your time is now being spent finessing an arty, progressive eleven track concept album - you’re about half done... All planned out, tracks demo’d, seven mostly recorded. Now, the final four. All the writing, arranging, laying ‘em down, scoring for symphony orchestra/string sections, choirs etc... Tweaking, mixing, mastering. Complicating it all is a video crew documenting the process - it all feels kind of “important.” So, hardly any challenge really, especially while you are totally flying high in the sky on creativity and psilocybin.

The best news is, your band really re-bonded on that big world tour; everyone is serious and totally on-board and contributing to this project. You all feel it in your bones, this creation will someday be regarded as a major turning point in western society. Together, you are crafting a mega-ambitious world changing album insightfully based on the current direction of society as you and your band sees it. Some might say it’s 100% a terrible bitter pill of truth and reality. Others say it might say it’s far, far too intensely controversial and intellectually out of your league to be dabbling with these ideas as recently new celebrity rock stars.

FACT: This work destined to be one the GREATEST recorded albums in ROCK HISTORY, and a musical masterpiece that will change the world.

Three part Challenge:

1. Show us the cover and back of your big serious upcoming Concept Album (2 pictures with title)
2. The back will list eleven track titles, below the pic you will add a short description of each song and how it fits into the theme.
3. Play us the intro/riff/chorus for the opening song, (Max 2 minutes video or audio). A killer tune that sets the scene for this important game-changing record You will also post a photo of the handwritten lyrics for vocals for this epic album opener.

IN Short: Two album pics (front/back), some text about each of the songs, an audio or video clip, and a photo of opening song lyrics.

Warning:
One challenge here is to come up with a super-edgy current affairs concept that you feel you can explore.
The bigger challenge will be showing your cover, your song titles and lyrics that won’t get you cancelled from The Tone Rooms for “unwelcome” content, while still being edgy enough to gain you all the votes you need for immunity.

This is the final immunity challenge, and quite certainly the most important. Winning the most votes in this challenge guarantees your thru-way into the final three and a very possible seat on the Throne of Toans. But remember, there are some small penalties Cowboy must apply earned by contestants over the last couple rounds in the voting here. Those will be detailed before the immunity vote.

Three single bonus points available to be judged by Jett Roxx
Best Cover/front and back
Best Theme/songs/descriptions
Best Riff and lyrics

Because this might be the most involved, serious and toughest challenge of the whole game, you have 10 days to become the Studio Stud.

HERE IS YOUR DEADLINE next Monday night

uVHH5gUW_o.gif
Barbarian Bob bought extra powder of greatness, and is ready to make the GREATEST METAL TO THE CORE ALBUM EVER MADE!!!
The world will unite, world hunger will end, ... wait ... that sounds so familiar, what movie was that from??
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