Trophy Points Cash Value?

Goldmember said:
I was exposed to first, second, and yes, even third hand smoke my entire childhood, along with dodging lawn darts, direct assault from b-b guns, and riding in the open bed of my father's pickup every month to the beach. How did I survive?
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Is that how you lost your member that needed to be replaced with a golden member?
 
Oh, no...that happened during an unfortunate shmelting accident. I needed to look at the molten gold, taste it, shmell it, and feel its texture. The rest is too traumatic for me to describe.
 
Our mothers gave us this to drink as babies:
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Our mothers fed us this for dinner:
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And Santa brought us this for Christmas (note universal reaction on face of child):
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By the way, Santa smoked these, too:
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And, amazingly, we survived by dodging incoming rounds of lawn javelin darts...Jarts, which could easily pierce a skull:
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I think this is what started me on my road to ruin.

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Hey, shwinging Rooms of Tone!

I just noticed that I've jumped up to 113 frickin' trophy points! I want some TTR swag. How 'bout a g-string, key flob, or frickin' koozie?
OK. I'll settle for a toaster.
 
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