Things You Will Never Hear A Guitar Player Say

[Ebidis]

My amp has too much low end.

I'm too loud, I should turn down.

Can I play bass for a while?

I'm too loud in the mix.

Please don't make me play a solo.

 

[iblive]

I’d be happy to play it your way.

Oops...... my bad.

Edit: When I played on worship team, we’d own it if we were the one that screwed up.... but our first call was to blame the bass player. Got to the point didn’t matter who blew it, he’d raise his hand and say “my bad.”

 

[Truss_rod]

Does this guitar make me look fat?

 

[Inspector #20]

"I already have 40 guitars. I don't need another one..."

 

[Don O]

Said, but with no follow though

“Honey, if I buy this one, I’ll sell some of the others”.

BTDT

Note, there is NO qualifier of WHEN :dood:

 

[Inspector #20]

Said, but with no follow though

“Honey, if I buy this one, I’ll sell some of the others”.

BTDT

Note, there is NO qualifier of WHEN :dood:

I'm getting ready to purge guitars again...

 

[jtcnj]

"I have entirely too much guitar time"
Well you wont hear ME say that, anyway.

I've really got the Tele gas (sorry @Ramo ) again after briefly checking out @chilipeppermaniac's Squier Classic Vibe.