The Ultimate Florida Man Junk Rubber

[flatrockmobile]

This is a sample from a newly discovered, quickly becoming one of my favorite websites:

Florida Man 'Sexually Assaults' Stuffed Olaf Toy at Target

[PINELLAS PARK] - A Florida Man who "let it go" all over a stuffed Olaf doll at a Pinellas Park Target ws arrested on Tuesday

floridaman.com

 

[JohnnyGoo]

UGH

 

[eSGEe]

Wow---- I mean just wow -- thate even weird for FLOr-i-DUH! --

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Wow---- I mean just wow -- thate even weird for FLOr-i-DUH! --

I know, he should have waited until he got it home first!

 

[eSGEe]

naw-- everyone knows Tractor SUpply is where you go for that kinda activity -- he was WAY OFF being in a high fa-lootin' "TARget'" bustin a nut.....

 

[flatrockmobile]

Wow---- I mean just wow -- thate even weird for FLOr-i-DUH! --

Check out the rest of the site. Drugs, alcohol, and I guess sunshine makes people do some stupid stuff that I'm sure seemed like a good idea at the time!

 

[LiveeviL2000]

I know. That’s a family friendly store.
I do my .. ummm … I mean …

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

 

[eSGEe]

Check out the rest of the site. Drugs, alcohol, and I guess sunshine makes people do some stupid stuff that I'm sure seemed like a good idea at the time!

FOr many years in FLorida -- (especially the Fl. Keys) ......... the first order of business every Monday was to CHECK THE SHERRIFFS OFFICE WEBSITE to see if ANY STAFF MEMBERS had been ARRESTED over the weekend .......... no really it happened -- A LOT -- especially Reporters... Editors....... even ACCOUNTING Dept. HEADS! ..... and the Ad Director I REPLACED --- (yep)---

so .... hey just life in da swamps babies.....

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

FOr many years in FLorida -- (especially the Fl. Keys) ......... the first order of business every Monday was to CHECK THE SHERRIFFS OFFICE WEBSITE to see if ANY STAFF MEMBERS had been ARRESTED over the weekend .......... no really it happened -- A LOT -- especially Reporters... Editors....... even ACCOUNTING Dept. HEADS! ..... and the Ad Director I REPLACED --- (yep)---

so .... hey just life in da swamps babies.....

Poor little Olaf...

 

[Hackmaster]

I changed my profile pic in solidarity to Olaf.
I just hope no one jazzes on me now...

 

[eSGEe]

Just stay away from Tar'get

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

I changed my profile pic in solidarity to Olaf.
I just hope no one jazzes on me now...

Poor Little Olaf...

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

Just stay away from Tar'get

Target, hell. Stay away from Olaf! That little frozen perv....

 

[Hackmaster]

This site is epic.

Florida Man – The Official Site of The Legendary Florida Man

The Official Site of the Legendary Florida Man Welcome to The Official Site of Florida Man. This site is the ultimate hub of all things wild, wacky, and wonderfully bizarre – The Legendary Florida Man! Prepare

floridaman.com

Hard to believe all this talent exists in one state.

 

[eSGEe]

I think the guy with the lightning bolt face tattoo applied for a job with us---- its hard to keep track though -- so MANY have face tattoos.........seems he mentioned having a CDL license.....

 

[eSGEe]

Karmas a BITCH in FloriDUH

Puppy shoots Florida man, deputies say

A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[mcblink]

 

[SG John]

All the best news stories always start with "Florida man... "

 

[eSGEe]

whats wrong with that ...............